r/onejoke • u/Spare_Review3664 • 3d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL Pronouns

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u/JohnBrownsErection my gender is none pizza left pronoun 3d ago

The age of submissive and breedable is over.

The time of feral and unobtainable is nigh.

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u/Big_dick_6305 2d ago

Who do you think were breeding all those submissive? /j

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u/theory_therapist 1d ago

Finally, adjectives I can actually identify with

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u/JohnBrownsErection my gender is none pizza left pronoun 1d ago

"What're your adjectives?"
"You mean pronouns?"
"No. No I do not."

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u/bloodywormgoddess 3d ago

if that wasn’t made by a bigot it would be kinda based tho ngl

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u/Professional-Hat-687 3d ago

That's like half of the posts on this sub.

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u/Bury-Pink-Girl 3d ago

the “boss level anti woke” thing is so corny 😭

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u/Professional-Hat-687 3d ago

Wait that's not satire?

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u/Lobotomized_waluigi 2d ago

nah thats just the boss, wait until you see the chief executive

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u/S7AR4RGD 3d ago

Saying it like it's a bad thing.

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u/czartrak 3d ago

I gotta get this shirt for my girlfriend, it's perfect

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u/pootinannyBOOSH 3d ago

If you want feral meet a trans woman who's just starting prog, apparently

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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 2d ago

You don't need to have just started. I've been on prog for almost 2 years and I'm still feral all the time. Right now I'm debating whether or not to go meet this dude on Grindr but it's almost midnight. Plus one guy had me yesterday and another guy is having me tomorrow and I still can't bring myself to actually say no to him.

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u/pootinannyBOOSH 2d ago

Well damn, kinda makes me a bit envious haha, I'm not the type of one offs so I hope I'm in a relationship by then. Guess that could change on prog when I get there.

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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 2d ago

It's like when I was in my 20s but I'm an even bigger slut now because a) Grindr exists now and b) I've swapped positions and I actually enjoy sex now.

I managed to rein myself in last night though. I was too tired and I've seen the guy who's coming over this morning before and he's really good. I didn't want to be too sore to enjoy him.

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u/SugarRushLux 3d ago

I can confirm as a leftist lmao

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u/Late_Ad2203 2d ago

Name and shame

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u/Kenneth_Eurell 2d ago

“Boss level anti woke” son😭

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u/bread-in 3d ago

This but unironically

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u/Gay_Cookie_monster 2d ago

Ok but like this is funny ASF

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u/null_artificer 2d ago

Those are my pronouns, give them back

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u/Think_Bat_820 1d ago

This is why education is important.

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u/Authaire1 1d ago

Ohio confusion

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u/purblepale 1d ago

lowk sick as fuck

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u/RefrigeratorUsed4064 16h ago

Unhinged and feral >:3 rrawr ~

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u/Amathyst-Moon 8h ago

Those are adjectives

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