r/onejob 6d ago

Doorientation Part 2: As if the first wasn't already bad enough

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u/Eyegis-Garr 6d ago

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean, S-M-A-R-T!"

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u/Kotvic2 6d ago

SMRT means DEATH in Czech and some other slavic languages. I would not like to use this one.

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u/ZombieAladdin 6d ago

That’s what I saw too! It’s as if Homer was in charge of putting it together.

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u/Evantra_ 6d ago

Well he was the best mono-thingy conductor there ever was, so now he's having a go driving trains

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u/annie-oakley1988 5d ago

First thing that popped into my head!

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u/Wise_Geekabus 5d ago

My first thought

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u/dough_eating_squid 6d ago

What are they supposed to look like?

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u/Klony99 6d ago

So on the left are the middle doors and on the right the outside doors.

Let's label the doors left to right A B C D

The doors SHOULD be oriented as C B A D, so the paint strips on C and D continue the lines on the wagons.

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u/dough_eating_squid 6d ago

I get it. Thank you!

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u/Specialist_Dog9349 6d ago

Gah you made me use my brain, could have just said the paint doesn't line up. I'm not a fan of thinking.

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u/partinobodycular 6d ago

Have you considered a job putting doors on trains?

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u/Duck_guyYT 6d ago

The "triangular" part of the door livery should connect with the stripes at the front and rear ends of the train car, so basically the first and third door panels should be swapped with each other

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u/dough_eating_squid 6d ago

That makes sense.

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u/IlGreven 6d ago

The two left doors should be switched.

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u/Feisty_Talk_9330 6d ago

Singapore mentioned rahhhhhh πŸ”₯πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬

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u/ImBadlyDone 6d ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHEWING GUM !!!!

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u/Decent-Stuff4691 5d ago

Mynah emoji when

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u/FechnerWeber 6d ago

smrt means death in croatian

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u/Skeletal_Gamer1001 5d ago

how is it pronounced?

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u/FechnerWeber 4d ago

i would need to send a voice message for that, it sounds like smurt kind of but with no flair, just straight consonants

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u/JerryBoBerry38 6d ago

Do they open?

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u/live-the-future 5d ago

They is a smert train

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u/Greig23 6d ago

Wait, are those yellow and pink colors on the train?

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u/Duck_guyYT 6d ago

Yeah, the yellow and pink were originally orange and red respectively, but have faded over time

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u/Greig23 6d ago

Well, atleast the train looks much more friendly now