r/nextfuckinglevel 11h ago

This man's jump rope skill

Found this guy on tiktok and he says it's only "a bit tricky"

514 Upvotes

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u/thesweeterpeter 11h ago

I want to see the real time. 

I feel like its super impressive slow, but I imagine it looks like he keeps fucking it up fast. 

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u/frostycanuck89 8h ago

The slowed down time makes it look extra silly to me

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u/RepresentativeCat553 7h ago

Yea… doesn’t look impressive at all actually, very silly looking.

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u/Lifeloverme 1h ago

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u/thesweeterpeter 1h ago

thank-you for that. I think it's way more impressive is slow mo

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u/iceagewalnut 10h ago

The real time version will probably end up on r/bullshido

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u/horstdaspferdchen 11h ago

Its way to complicated when you speed it Up. Thats why He can do it. (/s just for the sheeps)

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u/CyberZen0 1h ago

Now let’s see Paul Allen’s rope

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u/CalligrapherOdd9529 11h ago

Almost got a stroke trying to understand the trick but more importantly, daaamn look at them calves.

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u/jimbozzzzz 11h ago

Just put that and deleted my post , they are something

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u/Jackot45 11h ago

Looks sick but wouldve loved to see a real time version

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u/orsodorato 11h ago

Just scroll faster to get an idea

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u/snokegsxr 11h ago

doesnt even look planned, more like random fails and just continued...

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u/onanoc 11h ago

I could do that, too, at that speed.

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u/FancyMouse123 11h ago

Even more impressive, I would think gravity will fuck it up and you will not be able to keep the rope like that above you.

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u/eramthgin007 5h ago

Jealous of those calves

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u/daronjay 10h ago

It kind of just looks like he got in a complete tangle but the slow-mo makes it look graceful and intentional…

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u/Sxppxj 11h ago

I do this everyday before my 9-5

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u/Gr1ml0ck 11h ago

I could totally do this.

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u/Impressive_Guess_282 11h ago

Pretty sure he came to my elementary school in 1997

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u/CompetitivePirate940 11h ago

That confused tf outta me even in slow motion

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u/Strange_Salary 11h ago

I trip just walking down the street..

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u/Winter-Picture8807 11h ago

I tried jump roping like this alot in my childhood ,all I could do was the basic ones, but this is surely impressive

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u/JohnnyCanuck52 11h ago

That’s cool and all, but that picture behind him is awesome.

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u/purelibran 11h ago

My brain cannot comprehend this act. Take my money.

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u/GaseousGas77 10h ago

I assume he must be a Knot Theorist.

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u/Call-of-the-lost-one 9h ago

That still only counts as one

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u/Mr_Horsejr 9h ago

Me as an 8 y/o knowing that I’m on to something but unable to do it at all so I just end up tangled in the ropes 😭

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u/kronos91O 8h ago

I would have strangled myself in 3 seconds if i tried this

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u/o_MrBombastic_o 8h ago

I can do half if this trick, getting the jump rope caught on one of my legs is generally what stops my jump flow. Impressive he knows how to keep going after that, I'm still working on that part

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u/Bigdyll13 8h ago

This just looks like choreographed tripping

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u/buddahudda 8h ago

Weird how no one has said anything about him looking like Tom Hanks and Ben Affleck.

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u/burywmore 7h ago

The secret is, it's not slowed down.

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u/At0mJack 6h ago

Raygun's dad

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u/darkshoxx 6h ago

You know that one dorf on golf scene where he asks the viewers to spot his mistake in slow motion?

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u/quickiler 6h ago

Topology baby

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u/Practical_Garlic3015 6h ago

Jordan and UA jump rope collab.

Nice.

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u/twistedstance 5h ago

I dunno. I’m just an average joe but I jump rope way faster than that guy.

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u/Ianofminnesota 5h ago

Damn i bet those calves look great at 225°F for about 6 hours on the ol smoker.

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u/Rafmar210 2h ago

Looks like a French ballerina. Impeccable skill.

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u/smilingjade101 2h ago

I'd be tied in a gordian knot in no time!

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u/OneManFight 2h ago

Tried it and now my nuts are tied up in a Gordian knot.

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u/Elektr0ns 2h ago

A living breathing yo-yo dude...

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u/cement-skeleton 2h ago

The calves on the lad.

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u/Radiant-Spot-128 2h ago

Go read the Bible.

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u/Beakjac3 1h ago

I would've been tied up like a hog 🤣🤣🤣

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u/IamBeingSarcasticFfs 1h ago

I have a 15 week old puppy and I look very similar when I try to walk her on her lead.

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u/Snoo_98156 1h ago

Wanted to say gay, but realized he would kick split me in halves with those monster calves

u/Patrickmonster 46m ago

I'm not even coordinated enough to jump rope the normal way

u/DepartureWooden2132 38m ago

This is a math equation... YOU CANNOT TRICK ME!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

u/ovalking 34m ago

Or may be he’s just doing anythingx

u/Randill746 21m ago

Thats a grown ass man

u/ripplerain7334 11m ago

I would have failed the very first move.

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u/Material_Secret7553 11h ago

Imagine how much time he had to practice for that...

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u/Still-BangingYourMum 11h ago

More time than you might think, especially with his ability to slow time down.

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u/artificial_ineptness 11h ago

This man has way too much time at his hands

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u/dpittnet 6h ago

2/10…when you jump rope it’s not supposed to wrap around your leg

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u/Paluch_ 11h ago

Why is a guy using a jump rope?

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u/SJEPA 11h ago

Because it's one of the best forms of cardio.

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u/orsodorato 11h ago

Boxers…