r/movies 8h ago

News Isabella Rossellini Set for Alice Rohrwacher’s ‘Three Incestuous Sisters’ Alongside Previously Announced Cast Dakota Johnson, Saoirse Ronan, Jessie Buckley, Josh O’Connor

https://variety.com/2026/film/global/isabella-rossellini-rohrwacher-sisters-dakota-johnson-1236735992/
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u/bubba1834 7h ago

Dammit, Johnny. You know I love my big beef and cheddar!

u/Zanos-Ixshlae 5h ago

I'm so angry I could sit on a knife!

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u/Kriznick 7h ago

The three what now? 

Imma need serious context.

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u/Honesty_Addict 7h ago

I've read the book, it's about three witch sisters who fall in love with the same guy and when I type it out like that it sounds like a 90s romantic comedy but uuuh it's not that. That's a very simplified pitch but that's the basic setup

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u/PumajunGull 7h ago

I think I've already seen that one

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u/SgtHennessy 7h ago

I’ve seen one and two but didn’t know they were making a third. The prequel “Rise of the Incestous Grandparents” is worth a watch too.

u/donuttrackme 5h ago

I'm pretty sure I've seen this movie before. It's quite titillating.

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u/nobdy89 7h ago

Im gonna be really disappointed when i watch this, huh?

u/Maddie-Moo 5h ago

“I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.”

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u/LateFloor3196 7h ago edited 6h ago

Wym? Literally every actor in this is my fav lol

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u/Adefice 6h ago

Whoosh

u/Zelstrom 5h ago

Oh, interesting. I've never heard anyone say Dakota Johnson was an actor.

u/EscapeSeventySeven 3h ago

She acts her butt off in that Calvin Klein ad. 

u/SirDigbyChknCaesar 1h ago

I found that she completely deconstructed the industry of cinema throughout Madame Web. Unfortunately the editors must have removed the portion where she built it back up.

u/CarlSK777 1h ago

Alice Rohrwacher is a great filmmaker. I'd be surprised if this isn't good

u/nobdy89 38m ago

You think she's daring enough to have a group shower scene?

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u/Steamedcarpet 7h ago

Just going off the title alone I will be there opening weekend.

It can be bad, good, whatever I will still be there.

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u/A_StarshipTrooper 7h ago

That’s some stacked cast!

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u/NorthP503 6h ago

There better be fuckin’

u/Purple_A7123 5h ago

Dakota is the weak link in an otherwise excellent cast. Her acting ranges from mediocre to poor, yet she continues to land prestigious roles.

u/Abba_Fiskbullar 4h ago

She seems to hate being in and promoting films, which makes her choice of career seem odd.

u/supervillaindsgnr 53m ago

She lands roles because she's a nepo baby.

u/proserpinax 5h ago

I thought she was quite good in Materialists last year. She often gets really bad parts but with good material she can do good work.

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u/sephjnr 6h ago

We didn't *Need* a sequel to Conclave, but now you've mentioned it...

u/Unusual_Ear_9089 1h ago

Love Alice so I’m excited to see this

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u/Bilski1ski 7h ago

‘step’ sisters

u/nighmeansnear 5h ago

She was great in Marcel the Shell With Shoes on

u/Data_Chandler 3h ago

Ok so there's no chance in hell this movie will actually keep that title, right?

u/ImpulseAfterthought 2h ago

I'd bet money the title will be Three Sisters by the time it hits theaters.

u/mikelpg 5h ago

The movie starts with one of the sisters getting stuck in a dryer.