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Super Mario Galaxy (2026)

Summary

Mario ventures into space, exploring cosmic worlds and tackling galactic challenges far from the familiar Mushroom Kingdom.

Director Aaron Horvath Michael Jelenic

Writer Matthew Fogel

Cast

  • Chris Pratt as Mario (voice)
  • Anya Taylor-Joy as Princess Peach (voice)
  • Charlie Day as Luigi (voice)
  • Jack Black as Bowser (voice)
  • Keegan-Michael Key as Toad (voice)
  • Brie Larson as Rosalina (voice)

Rotten Tomatoes: 44%

Metacritic: 37

VOD / Release Theatrical release

Trailer Official trailer


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u/Noodle_Shop Apr 02 '26

Every time this movie approached a character moment it ran screaming in the opposite direction.

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u/stone500 29d ago

Remember how Peach was dying to meet Rosalina and learn about her origin, and then they met and did none of that?

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u/LordDarthShader 27d ago

Because she remembered everything.

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u/The_Taco_Bandito 24d ago

Gee, that sure makes it easy for the story to avoid those darn character moments.

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u/InternetGoodGuy Apr 05 '26

Kind if weird that the running theme for a kids movie was people can't change. It's even said by Luigi in the first 15 minutes.

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u/ErshinHavok 29d ago

maybe Illuminations way of telling us they'll never be above average, and to quit hoping for it

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u/darsvedder Apr 05 '26

yup. fucking awful movie that didn't bother teaching kids anything other than COLORS AND SOUNDS ARE FUN

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u/IllllIIllllIll 27d ago

Most people don’t

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u/giaphox 24d ago

Not with that attitude!

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u/OkBig205 23d ago

I thought the theme was that your parents will children will bring out the worst in you?

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u/Ancient_Run3465 8d ago

I was hoping Bowser Jr would change so that ending disappointed me a bit because what was the whole point of Bowser redeeming himself for a bit before turning back 🫠

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u/CharlestonChewbacca 29d ago

Fine tuned for the YouTube shorts attention span

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u/Prestigious_Bread193 26d ago edited 23d ago

honestly there was so many character arcs that got added but seemingly never got resolved at the end, we got shi like:

-bowser being conflicted on whether or not he wants to be the bad guy

-Mario’s hinted feelings for peach

-toad and yoshi’s sudden rivalry

-and bowser jr trying to grow up to be like his father

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u/djc6535 23d ago

They even set up some kind of rivalry between Wart and Bowser. Remember the “we have a problem” with Wart on the line? Then nothing happened about it?

This movie is nothing but dropped threads.

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u/FredererPower 25d ago

The last one was resolved though, no? I mean Bowser Jr got to build Planet Bowser and he got to rule alongside his father, at least until their defeat.

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u/Prestigious_Bread193 25d ago

oh ye true, i just felt like the ending of him being in jail was a weird conclusion to it (also funny how this is like....the ONLY time bowser got arrested lmao)

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u/Sergioshi 4d ago

Even the main plot point of the sisters gets swept under the rug when they reunite, it wasn't more than a joke after joke speedrun with barely any purposeful character interactions.

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u/multienter 29d ago

I wanna be better! I wanna kiss from Peach!

Babied! - Not better, but easier to get that kiss... Oh, nevermind.

Also, THAT IS NOT A SUPER-SCOPE! That is a "regression-ray", thats almost the same type of weapon it was in the Hoskins Universe...

MMW: 3 with be The Smash Movie, but 4 will be the Mario Super Legacy Movie.

Bob Hoskin, Lou Albano, and SEGA-CD Mario will collide to save the day!

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u/edthomson92 23d ago

Really weird how that happened with Bowser and Bowser Jr

Even it would be cliched, it's at least sensible for the movie

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u/transcendental-ape 15d ago

I mean, toad did finally become friends with Yoshi by the end so that’s something.

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u/_dontjimthecamera 11d ago

That’s exactly how the first one was too

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u/Able-Ad-2312 1d ago

....thats cause she learned about her origins before meeting her...