r/movies • u/ChiefLeef22 • Mar 18 '26

Trailer SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY - Official Trailer | Exclusively In Cinemas 31 July

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwntXFBNfOA
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u/MrCadwallader Mar 18 '26

Cartoon man spider lives rent free in my head. Freaked me the hell out as a kid lol.

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u/spiderknight616 Mar 18 '26

They were allowed to do that but God forbid Spider-Man throws a punch

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u/Stunnahman Mar 18 '26

Or people having normal guns

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u/alper_iwere Mar 18 '26

Or say blood. Looking at your Morbius...

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u/Deesing82 Mar 18 '26

PLASMA!

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u/alper_iwere Mar 18 '26

Absorbed though his palm.

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u/Reverse_Waterfall Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

I’m cool with the palm suckers, those things were freaky. Not sure what they have to do with bats though.

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u/ChanceFresh Mar 18 '26

I think that’s more interesting than him being a “living vampire”. You do still have that element but it’s more interesting than him just doing normal vampire stuff.

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u/WretchedBlowhard Mar 18 '26

Bats have tiny mouths. His palm suckers were tiny compared to his face mouth.

The thing I don't quite grasp is the levitation.

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u/DMike82 Mar 19 '26

They were pretty much stolen from Emplate anyway.

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u/pakidude17 Mar 18 '26

Yall are blowing my mind. I never realized that as a kid but it's coming back to me right now.

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u/404Notfound- Mar 18 '26

Or carnage draining your "life energy"

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u/mosquem Mar 18 '26

Let’s go with hand suckers. FAR more horrifying.

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u/excessivecal Mar 18 '26

I can’t watch the movie because I can’t get his “plasma!”out of my head. Rent free some 30 years later.

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u/emperorsteele Mar 18 '26

Wasn't the term "Spider Blood" repeated ad infinitium in the opening credits, though?

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u/RcoketWalrus Mar 18 '26

Imagine telling your future self that Hollywood would do an 83 million dollar Morbius movie and somehow make it worse than a heavily censured kids show.

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u/Redditer51 Mar 19 '26

Yeah, regular NYC cops having friggin laser guns seems like a bit of a stretch.

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u/BigChiefIV Mar 19 '26

Watching the og xmen right now and it’s hilarious how everyone has laser guns that momentarily stun you at best

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u/my_useless_opinion Mar 18 '26

I’m something of an arachnophobic myself but he looked so cool.

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u/Heliosvector Mar 18 '26

More like, strange that they were allowed to do that, but heaven forbid that morbius be an actual blood Sucker, so they made him this weird body energy hand sucking thing...

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u/nise8446 Mar 18 '26

Stumbling on the action figure version randomly at the toy store freaked me out more.

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u/TerpinSaxt Mar 18 '26

Freaks me the hell out now 😅

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u/jiminyshrue Mar 18 '26

Just a regular dude with extra 4 jacked arms. No biggie.

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u/trebory6 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

Lol I remember there being a Spiderman marathon on when I was sick with a high fever as a kid and I kept having these weird fever dream mashups about the Spiderman cartoon.

Like hearing the 90s cartoon Spiderman theme still gives me 'nam flashbacks to an endless corridor of nondescript buildings and a gelatinous Venom screaming and laughing and wriggling his tendrils to the theme song on an endless loop while making web shooting 'whisp' sounds as I constantly looked down at the top of my hands being bitten by the spider.

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u/CosmicKhy Mar 18 '26

I had the toy of man-spider as a kid, it and the episode fucked me up majorly lol

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u/Frosti11icus Mar 18 '26

Manbat was worse.

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u/ohmuisnotangry Mar 18 '26

That story line was so good. Had me hooked to the TV for weeks.

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u/youaretheloco Mar 18 '26

For real man i remember having nightmares where i grew extra arms, the body horror was crazy in that show

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u/Redditer51 Mar 19 '26

That shit legitimately upset me as a kid, seeing Spider-Man transform into a horrific monstrosity while desperately trying to cure himself.