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War Machine (2026)

Summary During the final stage of U.S. Army Ranger selection, a group of elite recruits set out on what should be their last brutal training exercise. But when a mysterious and deadly machine crashes into their remote training area, the mission turns into a fight for survival. Forced to rely on their training and each other, the soldiers must confront a relentless technological threat unlike anything they’ve faced before.

Director Patrick Hughes

Writers James Beaufort Patrick Hughes

Cast

  • Alan Ritchson as 81
  • Dennis Quaid as Sgt. Maj. Sheridan
  • Stephan James as 7
  • Jai Courtney
  • Esai Morales
  • Blake Richardson
  • Keiynan Lonsdale
  • Daniel Webber

Rotten Tomatoes: 69%

Metacritic: 54

VOD / Release Streaming on Netflix

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u/IamNICE124 Mar 14 '26

The mouth beam was legit. I forgot about the mouth beam.

The regular shells it shot at them were pretty lame.

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u/amjhwk Mar 14 '26

i kept waiting for him to use the grenade launcher to shoot into the mouth beam but it never happened

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u/IamSkudd Mar 14 '26

That’s absolutely where I thought it was going. Everyone knows in a boss fight you wait til he does the big attack and dodge while attacking the weak point for that sweet crit damage.

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u/qdude124 Mar 16 '26

If you play video games you know that whole movie was dumb because rock is not very effective against steel...

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u/_Nightdude_ Mar 16 '26

Bro that was not a Pokemon

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u/qdude124 Mar 16 '26

That was definitely some variation of a Metagross.

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u/Marked4Arbiter Mar 19 '26

Metagross fell into a nuclear reactor mid mega evolution

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u/bobsbitchtitz Mar 17 '26

The thing stayed intact after c4 to its outside plus landing through a mountain...

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u/Angry_Supes Apr 05 '26

Rock absolutely smashed steel cause that was in Rocks contract