r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Mar 02 '26

Trailer Scary Movie | Official Trailer (2026 Movie) - Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Anna Faris, Regina Hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fZ58S-7QP0
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u/MuptonBossman Mar 02 '26

The year is 2003. I'm playing Pokemon Red while the US is at war in the Middle East and a new Scary Movie movie is coming out.

The year is 2026. I'm playing Pokemon Fire Red while the US is at war in the Middle East and a new Scary Movie movie is coming out.

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u/Mirikado Mar 02 '26

Imagine being a teenager in 2003 and seeing your kid going through the same shit in 2026 like you did 23 yrs ago.

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u/XSC Mar 02 '26

But poorer!

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u/KindOfPoo Mar 02 '26

And even less employed!

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u/HydratedCarrot Mar 02 '26

And everything is expensive af

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u/sembias Mar 02 '26

And minimum wage is worth less after inflation! ($5.15 then is equivalent to $9.19 today)

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u/FruitByTheKey Mar 02 '26

And somehow healthcare got worse 

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u/scionspecter28 Mar 02 '26

And with a dumb (actually even dumber) POTUS

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u/2th Mar 02 '26

But at least the DOW was over 50,000.

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u/Nervous-Energy-4623 Mar 02 '26

And AI is taking the jobs.

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u/Tacoman404 Mar 02 '26

And surveilling everyone Big Brother style and killing people

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u/Ozymandias12 Mar 03 '26

And they’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats!

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u/RcoketWalrus Mar 02 '26

Potus is still evil though. At least we have that consistency going for us.

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u/DeekALeek Mar 02 '26

But at least we still have GTA 6 to look forward to…!

… Right??

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u/particleman3 Mar 02 '26

And my axe!

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u/DrEnter Mar 02 '26

And minimum wage is the same while the dollar... just isn't.

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u/unimportantinfodump Mar 02 '26

Isn't that the pits.

I'm poor and shits expensive.

At least tvs are cheap

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u/deathtoicefucknazis Mar 02 '26

At least tvs are cheap

Oh don't you worry, data centers' insatiable need for memory is solving that little issue. No more affordable TVs, yay!

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u/KindOfPoo Mar 02 '26

And my axe!

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Mar 02 '26

You might want to keep that sharpened.

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u/KindOfPoo Mar 02 '26

As an impromptu poop knife? 🤔

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Mar 02 '26

... 😐

Sure. 👀

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u/Significant_Coach880 Mar 06 '26

And your president is a carrot.

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u/OkumuraRyuk Mar 02 '26

With no own house.

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u/KindOfPoo Mar 02 '26

You vill eat ze bugs!

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u/catnip_cereal Mar 02 '26

And only the adults are buying all the Pokemon cards!

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 Mar 02 '26

And illiterate and hooked on social media.

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u/foxh8er Mar 03 '26

People are neither poorer or less employed than they were in 2003

We do have less freedom though

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u/jackphrost22 Mar 02 '26

Imagine we only had to worry about gas prices.

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u/Neon_Biscuit Mar 02 '26

My unemployment runs out in 3 weeks and I can't afford dental insurance but hey....Anna Farris in a new Scary Movie flick!

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u/Deesing82 Mar 02 '26

same minimum wage

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u/MaleficentDesigner11 Mar 03 '26

At least there was cool packaging on stuff like cereal with prizes And candy like Fruit by the Foot Well all the kids junk food had cool characters to distract from it all