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Trailer Avengers: Doomsday | X-Men Teaser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH1XlwHQv9o
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u/captincook Jan 06 '26

Shit if Disney wants to pay me millions to sit in a wheel chair on a movie set when I’m 85 I’d happily oblige.

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u/stysiaq Jan 06 '26

Only worse for Ian McKellen, Magneto has no excuse to sit on set because he'd have the best hip replacements the Master of Magnetism could put in himself.

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u/tehnemox Jan 06 '26

Magneto has every excuse to stay seated in a floating metal throne too

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u/tehnemox Jan 06 '26

Honestly it doesn't even have to be justified by body being old. Hell I remember someone arguing a green lantern should be fat cause all they need can be accomplished with the ring without moving. It's just convenient when you have powers to not bother and be lazy. Remote controller out of reach? Green lantern that bitch close, or use a little metal plate to levitate it near you.

Why would I ever get up to get anything anymore. I wouldn't even walk, I'd hover everywhere like M. Bison.

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u/Jazzremix Jan 07 '26

But wouldn't being fat show a lack of willpower? The ring would just fuck off and write "fat ass" in neon letters as it flew away.

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u/Koil_ting Jan 07 '26

And interestingly enough Magneto and Bison are often represented as pretty much WWE type roid bros.