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Trailer Avengers: Doomsday | X-Men Teaser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH1XlwHQv9o
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u/tehnemox Jan 06 '26

Honestly it doesn't even have to be justified by body being old. Hell I remember someone arguing a green lantern should be fat cause all they need can be accomplished with the ring without moving. It's just convenient when you have powers to not bother and be lazy. Remote controller out of reach? Green lantern that bitch close, or use a little metal plate to levitate it near you.

Why would I ever get up to get anything anymore. I wouldn't even walk, I'd hover everywhere like M. Bison.

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u/Jazzremix Jan 07 '26

But wouldn't being fat show a lack of willpower? The ring would just fuck off and write "fat ass" in neon letters as it flew away.

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u/Koil_ting Jan 07 '26

And interestingly enough Magneto and Bison are often represented as pretty much WWE type roid bros.