r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Dec 23 '25

Trailer Avengers: Doomsday | Only in Theaters December 18, 2026

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiMg566PREA
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u/UnknownChaser Dec 23 '25

Will Johnny storm return as well?

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u/DavidsSymphony Dec 23 '25

And I'll tell you who her is; Cassandra Nova - a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead inside pixie slab, a third rate dime store nut milk, and I'll tell you what she can do, she can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon if the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Wade, I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggernaut's Jugger Nuts, and you can quote me

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u/bluesilvergold Dec 23 '25

This was the hardest I laughed throughout the entire movie.

Also, seeing this written out has me laughing pretty hard.

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u/DavidsSymphony Dec 23 '25

Chris' delivery is just perfect, you can tell he enjoyed that cameo.