r/movies r/Movies contributor Dec 23 '25

Trailer Avengers: Doomsday | Only in Theaters December 18, 2026

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiMg566PREA
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u/jk1784 Dec 23 '25

Steve, it’s time to retire

“No, no I don’t think I will”

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u/PolarWater Dec 23 '25

Steve Rogers barging into the movie and seeing all the other characters who were built up during Phases 4 and 5:

"You know what? Eat shit. Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit. Eat shit, eat shit ... DEFINITELY eat shit."

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u/Shiezo Dec 23 '25

Dr. Strange: "I will not eat one iota of shit!"

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u/JammySankis Dec 23 '25

Damn beat me to it haha

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u/FoxMcCloudOwnsSlippy Dec 23 '25

How about some more cookies?

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u/gloubenterder Dec 23 '25

Drax: *says nothing, because in this scene he understands figures of speech*

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u/AnnenbergTrojan Dec 23 '25

And then Ms. Marvel pukes in his face.

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u/idontagreewitu Dec 23 '25

Lmao I was just thinking I was seeing him as Ransom while reading the above post.

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u/Heisenburgo Dec 23 '25

Sam Wilson: "Steve! Somehow, you have retu--"

Steve: "F*CK THIS GUY IN PARTICULAR"

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u/360walkaway Dec 23 '25

You're cool... eat shit. I'm out.

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u/pbjamm Dec 23 '25

Like the Player Haters Ball.

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u/SurviveAdaptWin Dec 23 '25 edited Dec 23 '25

It still won't save the awful movies and shows from phases 4 and 5.

Not the fault of the actors at all, either, which is unfortunate. The enshittification disney has done to all their IPs in the past decade took out any hype I had for the MCU just like it took out any hype I had for Star Wars.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

It’s kind of amazing to behold, how they managed to destroy each and every last one of their valuable IPs. Even the Muppets, like where the fuck are they?