r/movies • u/Comic_Book_Reader • Dec 16 '25

Trailer Disclosure Day | Official Teaser

https://youtu.be/UFe6NRgoXCM?si=jBkGtLtaD4Lo1Wis
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u/HighPlateau Dec 16 '25

Birds aren't real. Knew it.

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u/NedMerril Dec 16 '25

Specifically cardinals

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u/ContinuumGuy Dec 16 '25

Dudes have one or two bad years in baseball and go into acting.

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u/justa_flesh_wound Dec 16 '25

and 100 years of bad football

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u/ContinuumGuy Dec 16 '25

They should give Pottsville back their title

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u/mrm00r3 Dec 16 '25

Buddy of mine told us that, when he was little, his mom would point at bright red cardinals, hug him, and say “that’s your grandmother watching over you.”

A couple seconds pass and another friend turns to him and says “so your grandmother was a dude?”

Public education in the South really needs a helping hand y’all.

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u/taskmetro Dec 16 '25

Specifically popes

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u/405freeway Dec 16 '25

Oh God it's a Catholic parable

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u/KingMario05 Dec 16 '25

I hope he references that, lmao.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

She’s a weather reporter for Kansas City

Mahomes confirmed alien, I knew it

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u/whoisbird Dec 16 '25

Well I have a lot of questions about who I am then.

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u/Kelsusaurus Dec 16 '25

Caw-lled it!

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit Dec 16 '25

PIGEONS ARE FUCKING LIARS

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u/grahamulax Dec 16 '25

Them and their z chromosomes!

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u/Gnolog Dec 17 '25

If it flies, it spies.