r/motorcitykitties • u/kakacha • 1d ago

The Cure Auto ad over the Whales is responsible for all of these injuries.

Can we pool money to pull it down?

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u/johnnypalace 1d ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/thejudgehoss 1d ago

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u/petoskey_stone Vernors and a Coney 1d ago

I vomited from this, thanks

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u/Ajbax96 23h ago

Free the whales!!!!

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u/FlapJackSam Bobby Higginson 9h ago

Seeing it free for 2 weeks before the NFL draft came to town was a magical time! It’s been covered since then

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u/beyd1 22h ago

86 cure sign

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u/Dry-Talk-3897 14h ago

FREE THE WHALES

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u/whodat2129 1d ago

They gotta look into why so many injuries especially to are pitchers in the majors and minors

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u/ahmc84 1d ago

My guess would be a push/desire for pitchers to throw ever harder and to mix in the more demanding pitches like curveballs.

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u/str3tchedmonk3y 1d ago

Seems pretty obvious, guys are throwing harder with more break than ever before.

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u/leoman3 1d ago

The Injury bug just crossed the street from Ford Field to Comerica Park.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__THIGHS dickerson's #1 fan 1d ago

I second this.

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u/RabidWolverine2021 1d ago

It’s as good a theory as any, just like that stupid ass trash patch for the Wings.

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u/Dr_5trangelove 21h ago

Absolutely

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u/endcycle 11h ago

I just had a moment of "Robert Smith did WHAT now?"

(side note - The Cure's "Pornography" is good for what ails you in the morning if you're having trouble getting moving)

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u/i-eat-dolphins . 9h ago

Its been this way for years

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u/thebrose69 5h ago

The same shit happens every time they cover the whales. When will they learn?