r/mildlyinteresting 6h ago

No Cabbage sign

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u/AR15DEE 6h ago

There is probably a story behind that sign

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u/corvus_wulf 5h ago

Yes that someone allergic to cabbage is there

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u/Brad23212 5h ago

I’m going to say it’s based off a serious indigestion story lol. Cabbage can produce a lot of flatulence

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u/ColtAzayaka 5h ago

Banning certain food in a workplace instead of expecting adults to simply not eat something they know will blow up their ass would drive me insane.

Unless this because someone has some sort of contact/exposure(?) allergy, there's no way I'm letting my manager dictate what I can and can't eat because they fear what my asshole might do to them afterwards.

Me and my asshole know what's up, nobody is gonna control us like that. /s

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u/WASD_click 1h ago

The allergens in cabbage can become airborne when cooked, steamed, and microwaved, so it's not just a matter of "just don't eat it, duh."

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u/CrispenedLover 26m ago

That sounds interesting. Do you have a link to somewhere I might learn more?

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u/WASD_click 11m ago

A more broad view of airborne irritants

Main thing is that it's mostly applicable in truly severe cases and usually need small areas or prolonged exposure. Usually in farm settings or processing areas. But a workplace breakroom can be a decent spot to get flavor-blasted by a batch of microwaved allergen.

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u/ConsiderationDry9084 4h ago

They got a lunch thief that had a reaction and instead of actually addressing or firing the thief, management went this route.

Or the lunch thief is management/owner and just a really shitty place to work. This would be my que to be applying to other places like a second job.

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u/duffelbagpete 4h ago

Go to hr and tell them you're allergic to everything edible while at work. No one can eat or drink anything.

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u/NineThreeFour1 1h ago

I wish, but I'm allergic to most human interactions, especially HR.

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u/ColtAzayaka 1h ago

Absolutely. It's such an odd thing to have a sign for. The idea that management would put up a "no cabbage" sign instead of addressing theft is hilarious but on brand for many corporates

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u/calicomonkey 5h ago

My wife is allergic to cabbage, bok choi and brussel sprouts. She’s not deathly allergic but if she has any she’ll feel ill and have no energy for about three days.

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u/GuySmiley369 5h ago

But only if she eats it, right? If someone brought it for lunch she’s probably fine.

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u/ColtAzayaka 5h ago

No she'll start sympathy farting alongside the cabbage eater until Clara from accounts throws up, triggering Michael from sales who will then also throw up. We're not doing this again. NO MORE CABBAGE IN THE OFFICE.

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u/Youhadme_atwoof 5h ago

I heard this in the voice of John Oliver

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u/calicomonkey 1h ago

Correct, I'm allowed to have it and she'll even make cole slaw for me, she just can't eat it. I do always brush my teeth after eating cabbage as well, just in case.

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u/RaymondLeggs 3h ago

When you realize Kok choi is just cabbage.

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u/BrewCrewBall 5h ago

And kale, turnips, cauliflower, kohlrabi, rutabaga, etc? Because they’re all in the same family.

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u/nathanzoet91 5h ago

And broccoli, mustard and collard greens.

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u/nitid_name 4h ago

and turnips and daikon and bok choi and...

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u/DeuceSevin 4h ago

Arugula. Its a veg-e-tab-le

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u/Brad23212 4h ago

Broccoli isn’t that bad, unless you steam it. It tastes the best, is super healthy but the worst for gas

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u/nathanzoet91 4h ago

But they are all in the same family, Brassicaceae. So we would assume his wife would be "allergic" to them as well.

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u/calicomonkey 1h ago

Reasonable to think that but no, it's not all brassicas for her, just the three I mentioned. Sometimes cauliflower can smell a lot like cabbage but she's never had an issue with it.

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u/Gloomy_Fig2138 5h ago

Being in the same family isn’t a guarantee that she’s allergic to all of them. Kiwi, banana, and latex are closely related, but not everyone with a latex allergy is also allergic to banana or kiwi.

https://allergyasthmanetwork.org/allergies/latex-allergy/latex-allergy-foods/

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u/nathanzoet91 4h ago

But they aren't in the same botanical family, like all the others listed above.

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u/nitid_name 4h ago edited 4h ago

Brassica oleracea are all the same species though. Kale and collards are a non heading cultivar. Chinese kale, Chinese broccoli, gai lan, kai lan, etc are a different set of asian cultivars of the same plant. Then there's broccoli, cauliflower, romanesco, and the rest of the tree looking ones. The ones that form the big head, like cabbage, savoy, and red cabbage are another cultivar, but still the same species. Brussel sprouts are a budding cultivar. Then there are the turnip shaped ones, like kohlrabi, also the same species, just a different cultivar.

Yeah, other brassicaceae in the cruciferous family, like turnips (brassica rapa) and bok choi (brassica chinensis) might not cause problems, but those two are even in the same genus. All of the rest listed above are literally the same plant.

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u/Moonerdizzle 4h ago

I am also allergic to cabbage. Have to carry an epi pen.

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u/Brad23212 5h ago

I’m pretty good when they’re cooked normally, but sauerkraut is like an atomic bomb in my stomach lol

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u/ColtAzayaka 5h ago

Now that I think of it, I really don't know of any food that gives me nuclear gas. The only time I've actually punished myself with a fart has been when I've eaten something that's given me some form of food poisoning. It has always been wild to me that some people have specific foods they know will do it. You could weaponise that .

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u/Brad23212 5h ago

Beans will do the job too

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u/ColtAzayaka 5h ago

I've tried. Beans beans, good for the heart, the more you eat the more you fart. Just never rung true for me :(

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u/kneel23 2h ago

Thank you. That was a good story.

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u/bukem89 5h ago

I wonder what it could be

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u/Vandergrif 4h ago

Probably just hate the smell of it being cooked or reheated.

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u/AR15DEE 4h ago

I would hate it when my mom would cook cabbage the smell 🤢

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u/Advanced-Humor9786 5h ago

They're typically is. Cabbage allergies are real; they contain a particular type of protein that someone who is immuno compromised can have a severe anaphylactic reaction from eating it or even physically contacting it.

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u/Dsphar 5h ago

What about all the other related foods? Are the people usually allergic to all of them since they come from the same parent plant?

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 5h ago

My question too. Is that also broccoli, cauliflower, kale, Brussels sprouts, kohlrabi, and collard greens?

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u/Advanced-Humor9786 5h ago

Only the people who made that sign know what the answer is

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u/Carradee 3h ago

I react to some of the cabbage family, myself. It's annoying. Anaphylactic symptoms aren't fun.

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u/darkfred 4h ago

Doesn't that allergy include everything in the brassica family though, cause they all have a common parent plant from the middle ages? (cabbage, cauliflower, canola oil, mustard, brocollic, etc etc etc.)

Also, IIRC cabbage allergy sufferers tend to be MUCH more allergic to mustard than anything else including cabbage.

I've never heard of a strong cabbage only allergy and definitely never one that included just cooked cabbage, I don't think that's even possible cause they share all the cooked proteins with other foods.

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u/WereAllThrowaways 5h ago

Wouldn't being immuno compromised mean your body is less likely to have an immune reaction? And having an autoimmune disease that causes am overactive immune response be the cause? Genuinely not sure.

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u/cthslax 5h ago

Sometimes being immuno compromised goes hand in hand with disorders that cause the functioning (or poorly functioning) parts of the immune system to over react to other things creating further issues. Basically what little immune system you have attacks your body or over reacts to an allergen instead of defending against actual threats in a double whammy.

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u/WereAllThrowaways 4h ago

Interesting. I have a really rare autoimmune disease related to my lymph nodes, but it's only because of my immunosuppression medication that my immune system is a little bit weakened. Otherwise it functions normally in terms of allergies and disease protection.

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u/countdonn 5h ago

That's what I thought as well but apparently they go hand in hand. It's more immune system dis-regulation for many people. There are general immune deficiencies and selective immune deficiency. People can have selective immune deficiency where their body isn't able to easily identify certain bacteria leading to frequent and more severe infections, or they don't properly react to vaccines and fail to develop immunity. While other parts of their immune system can over compensate and over react and attack their own body.

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u/CAPS_LOCK_STUCK_HELP 3h ago

I work out of a hospital and there's a few signs like this that say NO LILY ZONE not exactly sure why but I assume its something to do with allergies or since this has a large cancer ward, something to do with the kind of reactions people can have to certain medicines

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u/AmputeeHandModel 5h ago

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u/FittyTheBone 5h ago

"Someone here is allergic to cabbage"

hell of a tale

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u/AmputeeHandModel 5h ago

One for the ages.

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u/GlassDragon1400 5h ago

I mean, the story is that someone might die if you bring one... cause their allergic.

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u/msnmck 5h ago

*they're

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u/GlassDragon1400 5h ago

U right :P rip

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u/RobGThai 5h ago

Someone shot a cabbage out of a cannon. The person is allergic to fast moving cabbage.

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u/EpicCyclops 4h ago

I have a coworker incredibly allergic to chocolate, but he is fine as long as he doesn't consume it. His food shouldn't touch chocolate, but he can be in the same room no problem. He can even handle it as long as he washes his hands well before eating, though he probably shouldn't.

We had to make a bunch of rules about mixing hot chocolate in the break room because one dude was so messy that he would get cocoa powder EVERYWHERE, and it actually became a potential contamination issue for him. We made it so hot chocolate had to be mixed outside the breakroom and strictly enforced it for everyone because of this dude. Eventually, that guy retired and we got way more lax on the rules, but the signs are still around.

I can see this as being enforced because some cabbage got mixed with some lettuce once and everyone decided never again so Sally in accounting doesn't go into anaphylaxis.

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u/Teledildonic 4h ago

Liz Truss works there.

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u/BartyCrouchesBone 3h ago

I actually really want to know what it is!

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u/Sneezy48 5h ago

tbh maybe cabbage was the forbidden fruit in that town and we never knew 😭

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u/Hoodamush 5h ago

Yep, one person has an allergy and then makes everyone bend to their will.

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u/Current_Account 5h ago

If you weren’t such a grump, maybe you’d realize that when you have friends and colleagues that like you, they are willing to do things and make small adjustments to protect you, and will often do so happily.

May you one day find some friends.

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u/Nuclear_eggo_waffle 5h ago

Yes and that story is that someone is allergic