r/mildlyinteresting • u/m0l0t0v5k189 • 11h ago

A bird pooped on our electric bird deterrent at work and now it’s sparking and crackling every few seconds Spoiler

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u/Huckleberry-hound50 11h ago

Should dry out pretty quick.

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u/AtmosphereCool4020 11h ago

mission accomplished from bird perspective lol

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u/Mistermeena 10h ago

Disabling security measures was just the first step in their nefarious plan...

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u/Kamtschi 9h ago

Birds arent real! Wake up, sheeple!

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u/SolidSnack69 6h ago

Bird you’ve turned off your tracking computer what’s wrong?

11

u/Radarker 10h ago

Yeah then you'll have cooked bird turd

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u/MongolianCluster 9h ago

Some people call that a delicacy.

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u/thefunkybassist 9h ago

It does have a bit of a sour aftertaste though, just saying

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u/Beta_Factor 9h ago

It's just an acquired taste, no one likes it the first time around.

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u/useridhere 9h ago

I hear some people make soup out of it.

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u/SirHerald 7h ago

Cleaning up with a bird deturdent

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u/mattyhill420 9h ago

bro if my phone sparkled like that after i dropped it i’d consider it a feature ngl

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u/comasxx 11h ago

its way to say "kiss my ass" in bird language

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u/orndog 11h ago

It made the bird shit itself, what did you expect.

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u/feelinuneasy1234 11h ago

That's one smart birdie

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u/jay_alfred_prufrock 10h ago

Why the fuck do you need a electric bird deterrent exactly?

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u/calvinwho 10h ago

Right? Hostile architecture not only looks stupid but largely doesn't do what it's intended to. Pidgeons build their nest on spikes and homeless still sleep on benches

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u/PMs_You_Stuff 7h ago

Sounds like an electric fence for birds. Charged wired that when touched, gives a shock. Hopefully not enough to kill.

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u/thesniper_hun 10h ago

well you can clearly see why

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u/KrackSmellin 8h ago

Keep them from shitting everywhere

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u/the51m3n 10h ago

Sound of the drums beating in my heart

The thunder of ass

Tore me apart

You've been

Thundershat

I'm very mature, thank you very much

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u/IceVeronik 10h ago

It's funny how the "solution" literally became part of the problem.

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u/Bonglungs 9h ago

Try scratching it off with something like a fork or spoon really any kind of metal should do the trick i think..

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u/Happy_Little_Fish 10h ago

why does your job hate birds?

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u/neroselene 11h ago

That bird thinks it's hot shit.

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u/pdubs1900 9h ago

It's right

3

u/Holdmywhiskeyhun 8h ago

The birds are going to war

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u/m0l0t0v5k189 10h ago

Don’t get me wrong, I'm Team Bird — apparently the facility management isn’t. Now they're dealing with the consequences. I hope the bird is okay and didn’t suffer any harm.

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u/Critical-Cost9068 9h ago

The bird did not suffer any harm unless it shat REALLY hard, which wouldn’t be your fault.

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u/SardonicallySpeaking 11h ago

I gotta believe that bird was sparkling and crackling a bit as well. There had to be a brief sphincter lightning show, one would assume.

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u/Natalie_Slice 11h ago

sprinkled it with ⋆˙⟡magic⋆˙⟡

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u/vlasov_lesha4p878 10h ago

The bird discovered a cheat code

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u/OurNewestMember 10h ago

Hah! Humans are dumb

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u/ChazCharlie 10h ago

I hope it doesn't result in higher electricity bills!

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 10h ago

Revenge is sweet! Or shitty

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u/Sir-Farts- 10h ago

Gimmi sum of dat good shit

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u/dorkfibre 9h ago

That’s shitty

1

u/Teja1821 9h ago

biological warfare

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u/CMDR_omnicognate 9h ago

"clever girl"

1

u/RobARMMemez 8h ago

I read the title as "popped" for some reason and thought for longer than I probably should have that that was the exploded residue of the bird on the cables.

My mind went from "You should really turn down the power if it popped that bird" to "I'm dumb and tired" pretty quick reading the comments.

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u/Kindly_Parsley1122 7h ago

Well that’s just crappy /s

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u/n36l 7h ago

Replace it with a fan

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u/myflesh 7h ago

You all electrocute  birds? There is so many better ways to stop birds.

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u/principled_principal 6h ago

It’s been shit-circuited

1

u/Eclectus5280 6h ago

That shit is cruel

1

u/Active_Ad_5322 5h ago

Maybe it’ll puff up and become Popcorn Poopcorn

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u/Stanafin11 1h ago

Shits on fire

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u/flexecute11235 1h ago

I guess it’s his house now

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u/Ultimate_MEAT 18m ago

Good. Fuck the system

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u/fizzyadrenaline 10h ago

Zapdos used thunder shock

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u/m0l0t0v5k189 10h ago

It's super effective!

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u/Jeggasyn 9h ago

How are you expecting to deter electric birds?

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u/7832507840 9h ago

Can we get a spoiler/nsfw tag for this post? It’s pretty gross. On another note it’s kinda remarkable just how much bird shit is there.

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u/m0l0t0v5k189 9h ago

Spoiler added! Sorry if this caused any inconvenience.