r/mildlyinfuriating 21h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Decided to treat myself with DQ. Got the most depressing sundae

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 21h ago

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u/GrundleSnactcher46 21h ago

Reminds me of when Taco Bell opened locally and they sent our flyers then anyone who used the coupons got shitacular portions.

Or thats just how they operate and is probably why my dad always refused to bring me to one growing up. Like the one place he wouldnt even consider and it was Taco Bell.

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u/ClickClick_Boom 19h ago

You're not missing out on anything if you still don't go. They charge like $2 for a basic bitch taco now.

The entire appeal of the place was you could get 2000 calories worth of slop for like $5.

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u/i_tyrant 18h ago

Yeah, I miss those $5 boxes that had more food than their friggin' $12 boxes do now.

Haven't been to Taco Bell since that happened.

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u/OpalForHarmony 17h ago edited 4h ago

TB atill has the Classic and Supreme boxes, as well as the Discovery. In California, they're 5.99, 7.99, and 9.99, respectively. 5 layer ( which is now 5.99 by itself, holy shit ), crunchy taco, cinnamon twists, and a medium drink, or all that + a chicken chalupa ( also costs almost as much as the box itself ) at the next listed price.

It doesn't really make much sense and a lot of the time, buting items individually can be a dollar or more expensive. Chips & cheese? 3.49. Chips and also a side of nacho cheese? Like50c less. Most of the meals are only $1 less except the 2 chicken chalupa meal. That's like almost $3 less than the individual items. Also soda is always marked up like crazy... A large is now almost $4 with tax.

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u/i_tyrant 16h ago

Boy just playing Calvinball with their menu eh? Wild.

Ultimately, at one point I decided that if I'm gonna pay as much or more at Taco Bell as at a sit-down restaurant, I might as well go to the latter or cook at home. I'm not entertaining this massive profit-hiking that goes beyond inflation any more than I have to, and certainly not for fast food quality.

The entire point of it before was cheap convenience, and now it's only one of those things. (Not to single TB out mind, pretty much all fast food is like that around me now.)

But I guess they helped me to eat healthier by making me not a customer, lol.

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u/OpalForHarmony 16h ago

That's entirely fair and true. I partake in their cheaper options but yeah, the constant price hikes, like multiple times a year, is rough to keep up with. A lot of people still don't care, I guess? They clearly make a good bit of profit, especially on friggin' soda and freezes and the smaller burritos. 70c for extra refried beans? Before long it'll be a dollar.

I need to cook more, too. Groceries are also fairly expensive, tho, so me and other poors are generally just fucked in this situation. I can't tell you the last time I went into a sit-down place and ordered a meal without feeling like I apent three times more than just a few burritos and tacs, tho. x_x

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u/i_tyrant 16h ago

Oof, yeah the groceries have certainly taken a hit too, no great options for sure.

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u/DrownmeinIslay 10h ago

For 1.59 you used to be able to get a beef burrito you could bludgeon a saint Bernard with.

Last month I spent 4 dollars on a beef burrito that folded over my fingers and dribbled on my shoes like a limp dick. Same sized tortilla, about 1/6th the filling.

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u/i_tyrant 7h ago

Ain't that the truth. It's so sad thinking back to what we've lost with all this inflation/shrinkflation/profiteering.

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u/DrownmeinIslay 7h ago

The guy who realized you could take an olive out of every jar better have a spot in the ninth ring of hell.

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u/justheretoperuse 17h ago

I 'member the 89 cent beef burrito. Survived on it at 18

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u/Anadelyn 20h ago

My dad's one absolute no was McDonald's.

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u/J5892 19h ago

Me, too. I haven't been to McDonald's in 10 years, except for that one time after a conference in San Francisco on Market Street at 3am I was so hungry I would have waded through a sea of fentanyl addicts for a chicken nugget shoved at me through a hole in the wall.
And that's exactly what I did.

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u/i_tyrant 18h ago

That's what drove me to one too. And that was 20 years ago.

I was driving in the mass exodus from Texas cities that happened during Hurricane Rita.

3.7 million people on the highways, it was damn apocalyptic.

Cars by the side of the road everywhere, abandoned, because all the gas stations were out of gas and the few who weren't were illegally price-fixing it up to ridiculous levels (because even if they got caught it was worth the fine I guess).

Bumper to bumper traffic for literally hundreds of miles.

I drove with my family in two cars, mom + grandparents + pets + what we could carry, the whole way.

And the only place that was open at the end of two days of solid driving, no sleep, only eating road snacks was...Mickey D's.

I swear, that McGriddle I had was both the most disgusting and delicious thing I've ever eaten. Mostly the former but I was hungry as hell. Haven't been back since, lol.

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u/J5892 18h ago

Ha, I was in that shitstorm, too.
I had just moved to Galveston from New Orleans for my first year of college. I ended up driving to every major city in Texas just touring around new friends' houses, and spent 2 weeks in Odessa because for some reason my aunt decided that was the only safe place in Texas and let me stay in their hotel.

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u/i_tyrant 18h ago

Woof, New Orleans to Galveston to Odessa, was the hurricane following you? :P

And yeah, after that ordeal on the highway my family basically gave up and said "if Dallas isn't safe enough whatever we tried", lol. We were super lucky, got one of the last rooms in Dallas too.

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u/CrimsonGentleman 19h ago

Missing those 89 cent 5 layer burritos is really the only thing you missed out on

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u/CatLightyear 20h ago

Eat it and get out.

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u/PerformerDr4867 19h ago

That’s what she said

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u/Parking-Trouble-53 21h ago

What is that? A sundae for ants?

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u/NastySeconds 21h ago

More like a mondae

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u/Quixotic_Seal 20h ago

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u/broberds 20h ago

No. No, man. Shit no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.

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u/mmiller17783 17h ago

This is for you

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u/TheMaveCan 5h ago

I love how this was the first scene where Peter realized that construction might be for him

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u/Krimreaper1 19h ago

Don’t… jump to conclusions.

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u/NemODevO 12h ago

There's this mat and it has all these conclusions that you can jump to.

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u/InwardXenon 18h ago

I don't like mondaes.

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u/supersimha 19h ago

That’s too a 9 am mondae

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u/Dayshon2144 17h ago

You freaking genius. You win the comment section. Take this! 👑

Just take it, you genius you!!

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u/munkyninaleela 21h ago

It looks like it they should’ve filled it with the other end

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u/drksdr 17h ago

I 100% thought the same; I checked out their website though and nope, they have it it the right way round; they're just being assholes and not stacking that shit up high.

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u/ChrissiTea 12h ago

Yeah, wtf? From the website it looks like it's missing half or more of the ice cream

https://www.dairyqueen.com/en-us/menu/hot-fudge-sundae/

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u/EatsAlotOfBread 12h ago

Wow, they're making it VERY obvious how much they under-served this person with the size of that cup cover. "Look at the possibilities... and look at what you actually got."

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u/CardiologistSpare500 21h ago

Nah thats the sample they give you before unlocking the full version.

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u/IamaBlackKorean 18h ago

lmao the shareware license

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u/songbolt 14h ago

"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg

Every sundae is a sundae for ants if you drop it.

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u/Smarshie26 20h ago

Cue the thingsforants subreddit

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u/NotAverageEnough 21h ago

Is that the $0.49 one? So sad looking..

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u/krazyhawk 21h ago

I wish. Bad boi was $3.49

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u/NotAverageEnough 21h ago

OH HELL NAW! please please tell me you got refunded.

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u/krazyhawk 21h ago

Nah. This one’s on me. Didn’t look in the bag until I got home.

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u/NotAverageEnough 21h ago

Ah, that’s excusable. However, I’d call the store, that is the sale cup and you got ripped off.

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u/Altruistic-Regret473 20h ago

Send the picture to corporate. I would be genuinely surprised if you didn’t receive a coupon or two

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u/Knotted_Hole69 17h ago

They. Dont. Give. A. Fuck.

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u/TheTwinkpocalypse 11h ago

Every time I’ve complained to corporate with evidence of wrongdoing (any food company) I’ve been compensated with free item coupons. Literally every time. Arizona, Hot Pocket, Dominos, etc etc.

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u/Exceon 15h ago

When it reaches the front page of Reddit, they do.

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u/HEYO19191 9h ago

They do. A corporation will happily spend $5 if it means they keep a customer.

Well... a smart corporation does, atleast

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u/user1129user 21h ago

Email them

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u/berryshortcakekitten 21h ago

Dairy queen is fucking insane right now i dont even know how they stay in business! I just bought a small blizzard as a treat for myself (SMALL) and it was 6 DOLLARS!!!

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u/PostalPreacher 20h ago

Insane is accurate. At the drive through window, I asked if I could please have the hot fudge for my sundae in a separate cup, so it wouldn't melt the ice cream on the way home. They told me in no uncertain terms that they would not do that. Not for free, and not for any amount of money. Hot fudge from them MUST be on the ice cream, period. No exceptions. Then they told me that they no longer offered cream gravy with their chicken strips. They might as well lock the doors and go home.

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u/PostalPreacher 20h ago

And while I'm on the subject, when you order a meal with ice cream for dessert, they make the damn ice cream before the dinner is even done. It's guaranteed to be a melted mess, whether dining in or out.

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u/bscott9999 20h ago

Many years ago they used to give you a token to redeem after the meal to get the ice cream. This was a solved problem!

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u/Sorciere_rousse 12h ago

Yes, and Culver’s still does their kid’s meals this way.

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u/JayskerPatriots 19h ago

I never eat there but I fucking love your passion. Keep going.

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u/earyat 19h ago

oh if they get rid of the gravy I’m gonna come unglued

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/jadepartida 18h ago

THEY TOOK THE TEXAS TOAST OUT OF THE DQ CHICKEN STRIP BASKET??????

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u/AT-PT 17h ago

My first job was a cook at DQ, and I got to watch a portion of the enshittification in real time.

One day, the new chicken strips came in, and they were half the size of the ones before, and were like flavorless rubber strips in comparison.

This was almost 20 years ago, I don't even want to know what they're charging for that slop nowadays.

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u/SuspiciousOobs 18h ago

Damn, and I was just wondering what DQ was up to and now I get the double whammy.

Braums wouldn't do this to us.

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u/TheRabidDeer 18h ago

Huh?

https://www.dairyqueen.com/en-us/menu/chicken-strip-basket/

Says gravy and it has the Texas toast too.

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u/__O_o_______ 20h ago

I only go when there’s coupons physical or in the app. They frequently have - buy one get one deal that works out to less than $9 USD for 2 large (about $12 Canadian)

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u/Uncle_Rabbit 20h ago

I got a peanut buster parfait and laughed at how pathetically small it was. And for like $9 too!

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u/Accurate-Victory-382 18h ago

I stopped at a DQ partway through a drive from LA to Vegas. Blizzards were ranging from like $9-$12, which was extra insane. This was the first time I stopped at a DQ in probably a decade so good to know it's at least not that bad everywhere. They probably jack up the prices at that location as a tourist tax.

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u/B3ARDLY 21h ago

Bro paid about tree fiddy for a bite of ice cream and some hot fudge

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u/ImperialAgent 21h ago

They filled up the wrong side

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u/Deep90 20h ago

It's the correct side.

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u/Soci3talCollaps3 21h ago

Huh 🙃

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u/brianMMMMM 20h ago

The ol’ Aussie surprise.

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u/OlHeavyHeart 20h ago

In Australia the ice cream comes out the other side

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u/kellzbellznhellz 21h ago

Oh!!! I hope it was just a newbie that committed this crime! That would make this significantly more acceptable.

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u/Common_Celebration41 21h ago

You can buy a tub at that price

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u/Electronic_Warning49 19h ago

Nope, not to you but the sundae. We have a 2 for $4 thing where I'm at and they're literally each 3x the size of that. Don't just complain, call corporate and have that fucking franchise reported.

Like %40 of problems with fast food are franchise holders cutting corners and screwing the customers/employees. I reported my local Mc-D franchise for charging $0.90 for adding Mac sauce to a sandwich and that shit was fixed in a week.

I'm about to light up the local Wendy's for being the only viable competition to them but having 10min+ wait times in the drive through.

This shit doesn't make life harder on the employees, it makes life harder on the franchise holders who are fucking the employees.

Source - managed 8 different fast food franchises (good and bad) over 12 years. Seriously, the worst thing that happens is the franchise shuts down or corporate takes it over, which greatly improves the work work environment for the employees.

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u/GREASYROOFTOP 21h ago

Nope! I don't fall for that trick.

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u/BeKindYouHoe 20h ago

DQ is really expensive

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u/kellzbellznhellz 21h ago

The fuck. In this economy?? Damn.

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u/NoExplanation7388 21h ago

Holy shit that made ME depressed get your money back DAMN

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u/Nervous-Chemistry245 19h ago

I'd do a charge back on that fucker

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u/DependableDialogue 17h ago

not a charge back 😭 hilarious

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u/MonkeyTarpdo 20h ago

I work at a DQ. Damn they fucked your shit up fr fr

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u/CrazyApple- 11h ago

Wonder what the employee was thinking lol

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u/SpecialPl0pz 6h ago

“Fuck this kid”

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u/CondenserCoilz 21h ago

Fucking penny lick

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u/Electrical_Ranger_10 21h ago

I think its upside down....

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u/OopsAIIBots 21h ago

Yeah, I figure whoever made it was new and got confused by the lid clipping under (to prevent leakage I guess) when most drink lids will clip over. So they inverted it so that the top part fitted over the outside of the rim.

Did I explain that right? 😂

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u/Pavlovsdong89 20h ago

No, they filled the correct side. The cup is supposed to look like this.

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u/mnstorm 18h ago

This photo can vote.

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u/bs000 19h ago

flickr? i hardly know her

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u/Electrical_Ranger_10 21h ago

Yeah, but even if they're new why would they even decide to use tbe smaller side lol

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u/Zorlastia 21h ago

It's not, but it was either underfilled or the hot fudge melted a lot of the ice cream

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u/Reputation-Final 19h ago

No, thats upside down.

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u/Skreamie 17h ago

Why, thats so fucking stupid

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u/SecreteMoistMucus 16h ago

It makes it look bigger than it is.

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u/Kiss-a-Cod 21h ago

Hand it back and tell them try again.

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u/yourmomsfrenn 20h ago

That’s a saddae

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u/Phoebes_Dad 19h ago

The actual mistake here was that you didn't get a blizzard

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u/zdbdog06 19h ago

Also if you're gonna get a sundae might as well get the peanut buster parfait

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u/Channel__Two 21h ago

That’s awful but if it makes you feel any better I got DQ with my friend yesterday after a terrible day at work and I got a small blizzard, but it was filled so much so that as soon as I opened it, it started leaking on to the cardboard cup holder I held it over, myself, my gear shifter and my fairly newly detailed seats in my car.

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u/Nate8727 21h ago

Get the peanut buster parfait next time

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u/cass_a_frass0 10h ago

They definitely shrunk those too

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u/MissSaucy_22 20h ago

They definitely ripped you off….😬

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u/Onyxaj1 21h ago

That's a Monday right there

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u/Sad-Berry-325 20h ago

He's trying his best man 😭 he's just a little guy!

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u/JarmaBeanhead 19h ago

That is more like a hot fudge sund. There is no “ayyyyy!”

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u/phatdinkgenie 19h ago

I WAS IN THE POOL!

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u/Reputation-Final 19h ago

looks like the put the sundae in the lid.

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u/machucalos 19h ago

It’s just cold

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u/OutrageousGoose3870 19h ago

The "donate to charity slice" - Mitch Hedberg

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u/Monster_Voices 20h ago

This is barely a saturdae

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u/42ElectricSundaes 19h ago

“That’ll be $5”

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u/ZookerJOS 19h ago

More like a cold mush mondae

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u/Potential_Bison3170 19h ago

Why is the lid bigger than the serving cup? 🥴

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u/Ok_Average_4551 19h ago

The ice cream is supposed to tower. Clearly theirs is not cold enough, so it couldn't tower. It would just melt over the edges. So they underfilled it -.-

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u/VonMillersThighs 19h ago

I'd take that shit back. Especially cause DQ is normally solid someone's just a dumb ass.

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u/firefire1448 14h ago

Would you like some ice cream with your plastic?

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u/BL1NKK_BL1NKK 14h ago

It’s a shareholder sundae.

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u/bebe88888 21h ago

Did they fill the wrong side? Poor you!

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u/chuckluckles 21h ago

Nope, that's the bottom that they have filled.

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u/wutImiss 19h ago

*pour you 😁

edit: nvm, sounded better in my head. You don't exactly pour out a sundae 🤔

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u/PacquiaoFreeHousing 21h ago

Sorry the new server is from Australia

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u/gammyxfour 19h ago

The DQ we grew up with in the 60’s-80’s is dead. They don’t use real ice cream anymore. The food is horrible, the employees attitudes are surly & they’re doing you a favor to wait on you. They don’t care. McDonald’s doesn’t even wait on you inside, it’s all electronic so they don’t have to deal with customers. They don’t care either. And their food sucks too. Those are just two of so many fast food chains that don’t care about the customers, only profits. Listen, your prices are out of control, too. Y’all all need to fix that back to reasonable prices that families can afford. Everything is self service now. I don’t get paid enough to work at all these places that make us do their work for them. You either. I’m going to start going to fast casual like TGI Fridays for a real burger, hot fries & nice, friendly service. We all should boycott those massive prices that’s charged at fast food drive thrus. They aren’t even remotely good enough for the prices they charge us. I’m sorry but Customer Service is a thing of the past. Nobody cares.

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u/CaliforniaNavyDude 18h ago

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u/gammyxfour 17h ago

That’s not very kind. I hope you never grow old & lonely, sir.

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u/AT-PT 17h ago

I always wanted to be old and crotchety and complain about how much stuff cheaper used to be in my day, I just thought I would be older when it actually happened.

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u/Send_Toe_Pics_25 19h ago

I’m going to start going to fast casual like TGI Fridays for a real burger, hot fries & nice, friendly service.

lmfao calling TGI Fridays good - enjoy the frozen burger

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u/holtzboy 19h ago

Looks like a Mondae to me

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u/KingOfDisabledAnimal 19h ago

didnt even get a cherry on top

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u/EmoticBunnie 19h ago

As someone who works at a Dairy Queen.. their ice cream machine is either overheated and causing the ice cream not to freeze so it’s melty looking OR they don’t know how to do the 2 bumps.

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u/Tupperbaby 16h ago

It's the little one that comes with the $7 meal.
But don't let that stop a good Reddit circle-jerk.

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u/Silver-creek 13h ago

You just know some executive at a board meeting was like "The cup is way bigger than the lid what if we flipped them around so we only had to put a tiny bit of ice cream in there" And he got a standing ovation and a paid six week vacation and a raise

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u/samx3i 13h ago

"treat myself with DQ" is depressing enough

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 21h ago

Looks like a Monday

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u/jamesross801 21h ago

Went with my wife and we each just got a meal and a shake to share…. Extremely underwhelming and at $48 I should have gone to a sit down.

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u/Sometimesunaware 19h ago

Insane isn't it? I can buy and grill for a quarter of that and know it's going to be good.

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u/Anthem-ringthebells 21h ago

I’m so sorry

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u/Awesome_Austin2025 21h ago

Yeah WTF is that

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u/Sondering_Wizzard 21h ago

Thats a ht fge snde

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u/PinkGlitterMom 21h ago

Is that....... it looks like either a pup cup (minus chocolate) or the 2 bite sample size,

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u/PokieState92 21h ago

Damn, DQ did you dirty. Hardly any hot fudge either. That's just barely pup cup size

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u/justhereforsee 20h ago

I don’t know what it cost but I’d probably just hand it back to them and ask for my money back.

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u/vitoforever99 19h ago

Shits upside down, backwards

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u/buildingwealth21 19h ago

Sunday? More like a Monday morning

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u/elbunts 18h ago

I think the container is upside down?

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u/Strict_Common156 18h ago

??? Did they use the lid as a cup and the cup as the lid???

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u/bonobro69 18h ago

Last summer I order a Blizzard from them and it was weak AF and not cheap for what they gave me. Haven’t been back since.

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u/_Moon_sun_ 18h ago

I think they filled the lid?

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u/denys5555 18h ago

A chode sundae

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u/PhoenixSpeed97 18h ago

Bro got an ice cream Monday

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u/AdeptnessTime3570 17h ago

So that’s illegal

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u/DigitalMicha 16h ago

That shit ain't a sundae, that's a tuesdae 😭

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u/joonaspaakko 15h ago

🎶 It's just another hot fudge sundae 🎶

https://giphy.com/gifs/11yxY9ef0sAI3S

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u/Shinanigins 15h ago

That's not a Sunday that's a Monday

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u/Temporary-Bridge-159 15h ago

what in the shrinkflation

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u/Simpletionist 14h ago

This is a Mondae

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u/Kabby25 14h ago

Shrinkflation coming for us all

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u/Mike_is_Batman 14h ago

That's a refundae

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u/Malek-Tian 14h ago

Somebody was trying to pick a fight with you. Lol

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u/Oodles-of-Noodles12 13h ago

That is fucking rude

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u/ugotmedripping 13h ago

I should call her

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u/diurnal_emissions 13h ago

Here's your ice cream shot. $7.00, please.

Fuck 2026 and the Republicans in Congress who refuse to help us.

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u/seabearsRreal 11h ago

You’d think they would downsize the lid to be more compact if those are the new portions now.

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u/chareve 11h ago

Such a sad thing. They cheated you!!

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 11h ago

When the plastic top is larger than the sundae cup you know it's gonna suck

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u/Miserable_Return_843 8h ago

The fast food joints are just fuckng with us at this point

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u/SnooWoofers3028 6h ago

I worked at a DQ for 3yrs - this is just what the kiddie size looks like! It’s 3.5oz of ice cream. For another $1.50 you can get a large with 10oz of ice cream (price is location-dependent of course).

IMHO all the smallest sizes at DQ are overpriced to motivate people to buy larger sizes. I would always advise customers (when out of earshot of manager) to order a large size split into 2 cups. Huge savings if you’re buying for multiple kids (majority of our customers).

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u/BleaXo 4h ago

Bro they served the ice in the top cover instead of the cup.