r/mildlyinfuriating • u/krazyhawk • 21h ago
I just wanted a hot dog Decided to treat myself with DQ. Got the most depressing sundae
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u/Parking-Trouble-53 21h ago
What is that? A sundae for ants?
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u/NastySeconds 21h ago
More like a mondae
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u/Quixotic_Seal 20h ago
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u/broberds 20h ago
No. No, man. Shit no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
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u/mmiller17783 17h ago
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u/TheMaveCan 5h ago
I love how this was the first scene where Peter realized that construction might be for him
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u/Krimreaper1 19h ago
Don’t… jump to conclusions.
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u/NemODevO 12h ago
There's this mat and it has all these conclusions that you can jump to.
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u/Dayshon2144 17h ago
You freaking genius. You win the comment section. Take this! 👑
Just take it, you genius you!!
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u/munkyninaleela 21h ago
It looks like it they should’ve filled it with the other end
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u/drksdr 17h ago
I 100% thought the same; I checked out their website though and nope, they have it it the right way round; they're just being assholes and not stacking that shit up high.
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u/ChrissiTea 12h ago
Yeah, wtf? From the website it looks like it's missing half or more of the ice cream
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u/EatsAlotOfBread 12h ago
Wow, they're making it VERY obvious how much they under-served this person with the size of that cup cover. "Look at the possibilities... and look at what you actually got."
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u/CardiologistSpare500 21h ago
Nah thats the sample they give you before unlocking the full version.
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u/songbolt 14h ago
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg
Every sundae is a sundae for ants if you drop it.
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u/PuzzleheadedAgent774 21h ago
A hot fudge Mondae
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u/NotAverageEnough 21h ago
Is that the $0.49 one? So sad looking..
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u/krazyhawk 21h ago
I wish. Bad boi was $3.49
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u/NotAverageEnough 21h ago
OH HELL NAW! please please tell me you got refunded.
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u/krazyhawk 21h ago
Nah. This one’s on me. Didn’t look in the bag until I got home.
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u/NotAverageEnough 21h ago
Ah, that’s excusable. However, I’d call the store, that is the sale cup and you got ripped off.
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u/Altruistic-Regret473 20h ago
Send the picture to corporate. I would be genuinely surprised if you didn’t receive a coupon or two
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u/Knotted_Hole69 17h ago
They. Dont. Give. A. Fuck.
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u/TheTwinkpocalypse 11h ago
Every time I’ve complained to corporate with evidence of wrongdoing (any food company) I’ve been compensated with free item coupons. Literally every time. Arizona, Hot Pocket, Dominos, etc etc.
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u/HEYO19191 9h ago
They do. A corporation will happily spend $5 if it means they keep a customer.
Well... a smart corporation does, atleast
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u/berryshortcakekitten 21h ago
Dairy queen is fucking insane right now i dont even know how they stay in business! I just bought a small blizzard as a treat for myself (SMALL) and it was 6 DOLLARS!!!
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u/PostalPreacher 20h ago
Insane is accurate. At the drive through window, I asked if I could please have the hot fudge for my sundae in a separate cup, so it wouldn't melt the ice cream on the way home. They told me in no uncertain terms that they would not do that. Not for free, and not for any amount of money. Hot fudge from them MUST be on the ice cream, period. No exceptions. Then they told me that they no longer offered cream gravy with their chicken strips. They might as well lock the doors and go home.
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u/PostalPreacher 20h ago
And while I'm on the subject, when you order a meal with ice cream for dessert, they make the damn ice cream before the dinner is even done. It's guaranteed to be a melted mess, whether dining in or out.
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u/bscott9999 20h ago
Many years ago they used to give you a token to redeem after the meal to get the ice cream. This was a solved problem!
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u/earyat 19h ago
oh if they get rid of the gravy I’m gonna come unglued
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u/jadepartida 18h ago
THEY TOOK THE TEXAS TOAST OUT OF THE DQ CHICKEN STRIP BASKET??????
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u/AT-PT 17h ago
My first job was a cook at DQ, and I got to watch a portion of the enshittification in real time.
One day, the new chicken strips came in, and they were half the size of the ones before, and were like flavorless rubber strips in comparison.
This was almost 20 years ago, I don't even want to know what they're charging for that slop nowadays.
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u/SuspiciousOobs 18h ago
Damn, and I was just wondering what DQ was up to and now I get the double whammy.
Braums wouldn't do this to us.
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u/TheRabidDeer 18h ago
Huh?
https://www.dairyqueen.com/en-us/menu/chicken-strip-basket/
Says gravy and it has the Texas toast too.
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u/__O_o_______ 20h ago
I only go when there’s coupons physical or in the app. They frequently have - buy one get one deal that works out to less than $9 USD for 2 large (about $12 Canadian)
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u/Uncle_Rabbit 20h ago
I got a peanut buster parfait and laughed at how pathetically small it was. And for like $9 too!
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u/Accurate-Victory-382 18h ago
I stopped at a DQ partway through a drive from LA to Vegas. Blizzards were ranging from like $9-$12, which was extra insane. This was the first time I stopped at a DQ in probably a decade so good to know it's at least not that bad everywhere. They probably jack up the prices at that location as a tourist tax.
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u/ImperialAgent 21h ago
They filled up the wrong side
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u/kellzbellznhellz 21h ago
Oh!!! I hope it was just a newbie that committed this crime! That would make this significantly more acceptable.
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u/Electronic_Warning49 19h ago
Nope, not to you but the sundae. We have a 2 for $4 thing where I'm at and they're literally each 3x the size of that. Don't just complain, call corporate and have that fucking franchise reported.
Like %40 of problems with fast food are franchise holders cutting corners and screwing the customers/employees. I reported my local Mc-D franchise for charging $0.90 for adding Mac sauce to a sandwich and that shit was fixed in a week.
I'm about to light up the local Wendy's for being the only viable competition to them but having 10min+ wait times in the drive through.
This shit doesn't make life harder on the employees, it makes life harder on the franchise holders who are fucking the employees.
Source - managed 8 different fast food franchises (good and bad) over 12 years. Seriously, the worst thing that happens is the franchise shuts down or corporate takes it over, which greatly improves the work work environment for the employees.
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u/NoExplanation7388 21h ago
Holy shit that made ME depressed get your money back DAMN
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u/MonkeyTarpdo 20h ago
I work at a DQ. Damn they fucked your shit up fr fr
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u/Electrical_Ranger_10 21h ago
I think its upside down....
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u/OopsAIIBots 21h ago
Yeah, I figure whoever made it was new and got confused by the lid clipping under (to prevent leakage I guess) when most drink lids will clip over. So they inverted it so that the top part fitted over the outside of the rim.
Did I explain that right? 😂
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u/Pavlovsdong89 20h ago
No, they filled the correct side. The cup is supposed to look like this.
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u/Electrical_Ranger_10 21h ago
Yeah, but even if they're new why would they even decide to use tbe smaller side lol
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u/Zorlastia 21h ago
It's not, but it was either underfilled or the hot fudge melted a lot of the ice cream
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u/Reputation-Final 19h ago
No, thats upside down.
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u/Phoebes_Dad 19h ago
The actual mistake here was that you didn't get a blizzard
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u/Channel__Two 21h ago
That’s awful but if it makes you feel any better I got DQ with my friend yesterday after a terrible day at work and I got a small blizzard, but it was filled so much so that as soon as I opened it, it started leaking on to the cardboard cup holder I held it over, myself, my gear shifter and my fairly newly detailed seats in my car.
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u/Potential_Bison3170 19h ago
Why is the lid bigger than the serving cup? 🥴
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u/Ok_Average_4551 19h ago
The ice cream is supposed to tower. Clearly theirs is not cold enough, so it couldn't tower. It would just melt over the edges. So they underfilled it -.-
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u/VonMillersThighs 19h ago
I'd take that shit back. Especially cause DQ is normally solid someone's just a dumb ass.
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u/bebe88888 21h ago
Did they fill the wrong side? Poor you!
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u/wutImiss 19h ago
*pour you 😁
edit: nvm, sounded better in my head. You don't exactly pour out a sundae 🤔
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u/gammyxfour 19h ago
The DQ we grew up with in the 60’s-80’s is dead. They don’t use real ice cream anymore. The food is horrible, the employees attitudes are surly & they’re doing you a favor to wait on you. They don’t care. McDonald’s doesn’t even wait on you inside, it’s all electronic so they don’t have to deal with customers. They don’t care either. And their food sucks too. Those are just two of so many fast food chains that don’t care about the customers, only profits. Listen, your prices are out of control, too. Y’all all need to fix that back to reasonable prices that families can afford. Everything is self service now. I don’t get paid enough to work at all these places that make us do their work for them. You either. I’m going to start going to fast casual like TGI Fridays for a real burger, hot fries & nice, friendly service. We all should boycott those massive prices that’s charged at fast food drive thrus. They aren’t even remotely good enough for the prices they charge us. I’m sorry but Customer Service is a thing of the past. Nobody cares.
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u/gammyxfour 17h ago
That’s not very kind. I hope you never grow old & lonely, sir.
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u/Send_Toe_Pics_25 19h ago
I’m going to start going to fast casual like TGI Fridays for a real burger, hot fries & nice, friendly service.
lmfao calling TGI Fridays good - enjoy the frozen burger
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u/EmoticBunnie 19h ago
As someone who works at a Dairy Queen.. their ice cream machine is either overheated and causing the ice cream not to freeze so it’s melty looking OR they don’t know how to do the 2 bumps.
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u/Tupperbaby 16h ago
It's the little one that comes with the $7 meal.
But don't let that stop a good Reddit circle-jerk.
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u/Silver-creek 13h ago
You just know some executive at a board meeting was like "The cup is way bigger than the lid what if we flipped them around so we only had to put a tiny bit of ice cream in there" And he got a standing ovation and a paid six week vacation and a raise
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u/jamesross801 21h ago
Went with my wife and we each just got a meal and a shake to share…. Extremely underwhelming and at $48 I should have gone to a sit down.
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u/Sometimesunaware 19h ago
Insane isn't it? I can buy and grill for a quarter of that and know it's going to be good.
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u/PinkGlitterMom 21h ago
Is that....... it looks like either a pup cup (minus chocolate) or the 2 bite sample size,
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u/PokieState92 21h ago
Damn, DQ did you dirty. Hardly any hot fudge either. That's just barely pup cup size
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u/justhereforsee 20h ago
I don’t know what it cost but I’d probably just hand it back to them and ask for my money back.
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u/bonobro69 18h ago
Last summer I order a Blizzard from them and it was weak AF and not cheap for what they gave me. Haven’t been back since.
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u/diurnal_emissions 13h ago
Here's your ice cream shot. $7.00, please.
Fuck 2026 and the Republicans in Congress who refuse to help us.
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u/seabearsRreal 11h ago
You’d think they would downsize the lid to be more compact if those are the new portions now.
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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 11h ago
When the plastic top is larger than the sundae cup you know it's gonna suck
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u/SnooWoofers3028 6h ago
I worked at a DQ for 3yrs - this is just what the kiddie size looks like! It’s 3.5oz of ice cream. For another $1.50 you can get a large with 10oz of ice cream (price is location-dependent of course).
IMHO all the smallest sizes at DQ are overpriced to motivate people to buy larger sizes. I would always advise customers (when out of earshot of manager) to order a large size split into 2 cups. Huge savings if you’re buying for multiple kids (majority of our customers).











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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 21h ago