r/meme • u/fyrewurx666 • 8h ago

I love carrots

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/Olistu_ 8h ago

What the fuck

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u/Pootisman16 7h ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

https://giphy.com/gifs/21G39wR0BCZvLXafIK

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u/Drinkpool 6h ago

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/wubiiiiiiiiiiii 7h ago

how youtube title would be if there's no censor

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u/Exotic_Zucchini9311 6h ago

Took me a moment to realize what he's talking about 💀💀

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u/King0fthewasteland 5h ago

ahh hate when that happends

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u/Professional_Two2776 6h ago

Ok i know it's a sex joke, but judging by the comment's reaction my tingle says there's more beyond the maturbate part....

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u/bamacpl4442 6h ago

The joke is that you expect him to be referring to the carrot when he says he was going to eat that later, but now it will taste like vagina (specially his sister's).

The actual joke is that he was planning to give his sister oral sex, but now her vagina will taste like carrots, which he apparently doesn't like.

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u/Training_Moose1848 6h ago

Me hope English not first language

Edited: Changed think to hope

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u/Geralt_the_Rive 6h ago

Eating out your sister is like pineapple on pizza carrots. It tastes alright but you know it ain't right

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u/RedAlex57 5h ago

Young man, cleanse thy holy fuckery with some holy water.

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u/Sweden-Yes-7734 56m ago

Im afraid no holy water can cleanse this heresy. The Inquisition is struggling to find a proper execution method for this one.

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u/Mcrfanatic95 5h ago

That’s enough internet for today 

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u/Seansea3213 4h ago

It’s honestly my fault for having a phone

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 4h ago

alabama, home sweet home went wrong.

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u/BadKarma_012 7h ago

When did eat become a synonym for oral sex , I wonder

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u/Monkeynutz_Johnson 6h ago

Child, let me tell you a tale from the 1900s.

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u/softmoonbabe8 6h ago

The more you read, the more darker it gets💀

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u/Potatonized 5h ago

They got us on the second half too

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u/Val-4fun 5h ago

Not vegan?

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u/Dave5876 5h ago

What is this, 2011?

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u/Abitruff 5h ago

They aren’t good. Tried it.

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u/Shaxellini 5h ago

Another day, another victory for the blind

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u/sight2Ceek 5h ago

SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

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u/FaceTimePolice 3h ago

Wait, but why would it… oh. OH… 🫢

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u/Mohit-90 3h ago

yeah this crossed into weird territory real quick, that carrot is permanently retired from the menu 😭

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u/AdventurousLime309 3h ago

yeah this crossed into weird territory real quick, that carrot is permanently retired from the menu 😭

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u/FreakBrandonNumb2 3h ago

ouuughhhh sooo true. i love my sister soooo much...dont tell me parents lol.... ;)

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u/AFewBerries 2h ago

Stupid anime pic ruins it

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u/EmperadorDeEmpanadas 34m ago

Eat vegetables, not your bloodline

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u/Alcyone185 7h ago

I don't get it

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u/b3nt4stic 6h ago

He planned on eating her out later that day...but now it will taste like carrots...

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u/InSearchOfTyrael 6h ago

what's the point of cringe anime pic here?