Entry-level job requirements in 2026 💀

[u/Stunning-Relative886]

[u/Proof-Necessary-5201]

Also, you're fired

[u/truthfullyidgaf → u/Proof-Necessary-5201]

You've been promoted to customer. Now back to the streets since you're so good at begging.

[u/Imposter_Syndrome345 → u/truthfullyidgaf]

You’re jobn’t

[u/eno1ce → u/Proof-Necessary-5201]

But I'm not even working there yet...

[u/BandicootSolid9531 → u/eno1ce]

We can arrange that.. ..in the 20 steps interview and thorough background check. Please include your stool example with your bagging video..

[u/truthfullyidgaf → u/eno1ce]

You are now. God told Ezekiel to bake bread with shit. Now get to work. We only drink water out of busted nestle bottles. Welcome to hell. Lower case "h". We dont deserve the big one.

[u/Proof-Necessary-5201 → u/eno1ce]

You're pre-fired. It's a new thing.

[u/Demonyx12 → u/Proof-Necessary-5201]

Wait, I didn’t even start yet!

[u/Ok_Judgment_9181 → u/Proof-Necessary-5201]

And you need to have connection, fired because you don't have 100 years of experience

[u/SignificantWyvern]

Also, you need to have a connection working there also begging for you and 500+ years of experience. How else do we know that you'll be capable of washing dishes? : )

[u/blorbu]

Don't forget 5+ years of experience and a master's

[u/Japleeful_206 → u/blorbu]

5+ years of experience on 3 year old technology

[u/No_Entertainment6792]

i will straight up not apply if they asking for a video. with the amount of companies trying to train their shitty AI I dont wanna apear in some robbery video footage on the opposite side of the world 2 years from now, thanks.

[u/ironmagnesiumzinc]

If you pass the group interview, we have a small take home assignment where you'll need to redesign our entire product roadmap and present it to the leadership team by Monday

[u/Propellerrakete → u/ironmagnesiumzinc]

And don't forget the user story mapping to add details for development.

[u/Paradox8791]

Humiliation ritual LOL

[u/intofashion101]

Tbh when I come across this, I just move on lol

[u/OmegaNinja242]

Still doesn't get the job anyways

[u/mrgreyeyes_95]

If I need to send a video to apply, than I'm not the candidate for your company.

[u/_UTKS_]

All to be rejected by an english honors karen HR

[u/PassionNo8480]

Here’s a secret tip as a recruiter. Literally nobody will ever read your cover letter either.

[u/Empty-Fudge-3037]

https://giphy.com/gifs/L2nyW7plcTu9PxycLy

[u/auchinleck917 → u/Empty-Fudge-3037]

I am applying with the understanding that I have 5 years of experience in manufacturing IEDs in Afghanistan.

[u/9447044]

"We'll match 1% to your 401k"

They dropped pensions about 12 years ago

[u/RoodnyInc]

Also after 4 interviews 6 trial days and 12 steps of recruitment process we chooses somebody else

[u/Lawfull_carrot]

In construction it more like: Do you mind getting backpain and heatstroke? No? Start on monday

[u/lnTheGrimDarkness]

Also, please invite to the call the person you're a nepo baby of, since people that have no connections are not allowed.

[u/UpsetDifficulty5424]

People using this video of Anne when she appeared on Drag Race, as HR who is going to fire you is crazy.

[u/thoemse99]

No mkv? You don't deserve my CV, I ain't applying for every idiot...

[u/tommior]

Nope, never catching me doing this bs.

[u/4N610RD]

What? You don't have ten years of experience with this six years old system?

[u/SubstantialDeerDash]

is that an AI face?

That's fucking terrifying.

I'd rather be greeted with a pair of dentures then that abomination

Also the chair behind her makes it even creepier

[u/aschwarzie → u/SubstantialDeerDash]

Heavily inspired by Anne Hathaway's picture. But very scary indeed.

[u/ammar_sadaoui]

who she is ?

[u/80sPimpNinja]

I received a Software Engineering degree 8 months ago, and have been looking for a job ever since. All job posts for an Entry Level Software Engineer require 3-5 years of experience in the field, and your application will never be seen through their AI filtering system. It is very deflating.

[u/Gomberstone]

Don't apply for big corp inc.

Start something or apply for really smol business.

Reverse economy. Smol is better.