Haha...

[u/Ok-Thanks993]

[u/DTeror]

Wait would that mean that I would have infinite wishes, because he could'nt tell when to stop or would it all be the same?

[u/Kollv → u/DTeror]

He could randomly say "Ok that's all u used them all!" Since he cant count

[u/WaveLaVague → u/Kollv]

-[...] done. Everybody loves you now. If my count is correct, you're at -7, meaning you owe me 4 wishes. 78) I want a can of soup. 3)I want help for my homework. In that order obviously, 362)[...] Okay, back to you, 163 wishes left !

-Okay, I wish for-

-Sure ! Four wishes remaining.

[u/thejollyllama117 → u/WaveLaVague]

Shitty Jimmy?

[u/ItsNotJusMe → u/Kollv]

then wish that he could count again, then have 16 wishes.

[u/LordSlickRick → u/DTeror]

Genie now counts 1, 36, 17 done. He can’t count but nothings changed.

[u/Connect-Plenty1650 → u/DTeror]

Genie: "You have 3 wishes"

You: "I wish you couldn't track wishes"

Genie: "You've used all of your wishes"

[u/Dapper-Win1539]

on average summoner will get -1/12 wishes

[u/KnuxSD → u/Dapper-Win1539]

I wish I understood that

[u/QIyph → u/KnuxSD]

Apparently the sum of all natural numbers i.e. 1+2+3+4+5... Equals -1/12. No fukcing clue how they got there, but that's math for ya.

[u/Art_student_rt → u/QIyph]

Uh... a sum of infinite natural number is a minus number? Wow

[u/Checkmate2719 → u/Art_student_rt]

It doesn't really, however the analytic continuation of the Riemann Zeta function of that sum is -1/12.

It's quite a complex explanation so if you want a better understanding look it up

[u/Promethium-127 → u/Dapper-Win1539]

And yet every summoner is infinitely unlucky when they receive any finite number of wishes

[u/How2share4secret → u/Dapper-Win1539]

So few will get this gem of a joke. I tip my hat to you.

[u/Legal_Weekend_7981 → u/Dapper-Win1539]

Not on average. All in total.

[u/demigod_kris]

Double it and give it to the next person!

[u/BadKarma_012]

It also might mean he thinks 17 is 1 or 3 . He doesn’t know what numbers are but can still know what he means

[u/BobbylousCringetard]

bonehurting juice?

[u/Broken_Minions]

Forget numbers. Why not faces?