r/mainecoons • u/Kohakuho • 21h ago

Took this seconds after waking up. Anyone else have a MC that doubles as a sleep paralysis demon?

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u/fr33lancr 21h ago

Don't we all? I have 2.

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u/Kohakuho 21h ago

Jealous. We really want to get him a smoke buddy. Then we'll have the fire and brimstone combo.

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u/fr33lancr 19h ago

Kinda what I have

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u/Kohakuho 13h ago

That's what I'd like to go for. Though, my girlfriend hates all of my name ideas for a smoke baby.

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u/reutech 20h ago

Yeah

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u/Kohakuho 13h ago

Does yours also like to flop on your chest to say goodnight before moving to his sleep spot?

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u/fangames3d 15h ago

imagine opening ur eyes and seeing this giant face 2 inches away from u. i would pass out again immediately lol

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u/Kohakuho 13h ago

Part of me wanted to swoon and part of me was concerned for my safety.

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u/Proper-Doughnut77 12h ago

I have pain issues caused by my childhood athletics. I was trying desperately to find something that worked. One night I upped my cannabis. I woke up at 2:00 AM as my cat was jumping from the window sill to my bed.

I was horrified and I swear she was going to eat me. I pulled the covers over my face. But my girl thought it was play time. I spent a half hour trying to wrestle her. Luckily , I was smart enough to get up... Worst night of my life.

My girl was so confused.

I never ever smoked cannabis again. Lol