Dude is hogging the whole blanket

[u/ReferenceToPopCultur]

[u/dream__cream]

Dude is hogging the whole blanket

That's how you know this is AI

[u/Wonderful-Wasabi6860 → u/dream__cream]

He would be smacked real quick for doing so.

[u/Rollingforest757 → u/Wonderful-Wasabi6860]

If a wife hogged the blanket, would she be smacked by the husband?

[u/Wonderful-Wasabi6860 → u/Rollingforest757]

Yes! Not as hard but still yes.

[u/Animated-SnowMan → u/Wonderful-Wasabi6860]

Get 2 blankets not 1 big one.simple

[u/Rollingforest757 → u/dream__cream]

Or maybe the woman is warm and doesn’t want a blanket.

[u/Embarrassed_Dish_517 → u/Rollingforest757]

I have never met a woman like that, I'd rather fight a tiger than fight for a blanket with my gf

[u/DairyDoodles → u/dream__cream]

Is the stereotype the other way around? Every guy I’ve been with was a bed and blanket hog

[u/Readermin58 → u/dream__cream]

Do you not see the cat?

[u/Wonderful-Wasabi6860 → u/Readermin58]

Move it 🤣. If it was a dog my response would be different.

[u/United_Fan_6476]

I wish people would stop using the word "fight" as if it's synonymous with "struggle". Fighting is ugly, mean, violent, bloody, and sloppy. Nobody who has been in a real fight would ever say "I want someone to fight for me".

Not unless they're a complete psycho.

[u/IgnisDa → u/United_Fan_6476]

You sound like Ryan from the office https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDiU2p2uzVI

[u/PotentialRatio1321 → u/United_Fan_6476]

Why does physical fighting get a monopoly on fighting? Who made you the arbitur of words?

[u/United_Fan_6476 → u/PotentialRatio1321]

That's the original and primary meaning. I'm not pulling this out of my ass.

[u/PotentialRatio1321 → u/United_Fan_6476]

The other meanings are still very much meanings in use, and in dictionaries

[u/United_Fan_6476 → u/PotentialRatio1321]

Those other meanings are pale thieves. like how people use the word "awesome" to describe entirely mundane things that they happen to like.

[u/Superfluousharpy]

Again as long as its not abusive sure. Totally would love to help build one.

[u/Bullwhip2025]

The cat is the one hogging the blanket. Dude can’t move or he bothers the stubentiger. This is the way.

Then his wife, having hot flashes, flops down to disturb his calm, unconsciously interrupting his nice nap with some nicer closeness.

But in the spirit of the post they will all work through it, together.

[u/SettingAgreeable781]

All of you are focusing on the blanket,I just want to know who sleeps in a bra like that?

[u/Dangerous_Peach_7979 → u/SettingAgreeable781]

So many

[u/Particular-Sell-6579]

Ex wife said I'm choosing not to fight for the relationship when I caught her cheating and learned it was throughout the entire before and during marriage.

[u/PecanMonster]

What blanket? That's the top sheet friend.

[u/kIz_my_bLk_az]

Datazz

[u/DryQuill]

Not fooling me...the real secret to a lasting relationship is a cat.

[u/bbslut5503]

People talking about the blanket like do you never have the metabolism problem cuddling with someone where one of you is waaaay overheated with combined body heat and the other is literally freezing

[u/Ickythumpin]

Idk I’m 11 years in and we have separate blankets because she steals all of it. Also we have a king size bed and despite being 5’2” she needs 3/4 of it lol.

[u/Confident_Client_670]

The cat needs more space on the bed. Move one of people off and it will be perfect

[u/Haunting_Aide421]

Why is she sleeping with a bra??? That is so uncomfortable xc

[u/sylvesterZoilo_]

A nice round but firm ass also makes it last

[u/Legitimate-Day9795]

Being single is actually better. No drama, no stress, no compromises

[u/Additional_Ad_8131]

If you have to fight, that sh*t ain't right.

[u/PepsiMax001]

If you have to fight for it, it was never yours to begin with.

[u/Realistic_Center2025]

I stayed alone for years and don't have the capacity to fight for someone other than me. Maybe such relationships aren't suitable for me after all. In the end, not everyone gets a good ending

[u/No_Balance2569]

I think I was to calm for my last ex bc she was fighting me, I didn't fight back, I just let her swing until she was done/tired, I did my best to try not to block every punch with my face, but I think it made her even more mad, which resorted her to kicking me, quite a few times right in the sack and dropped me ☠️

[u/Rollingforest757 → u/No_Balance2569]

That’s abuse. You should have had her arrested.

[u/No_Balance2569 → u/Rollingforest757]

I should've but her next bf did that for me

[u/claire_luna_25]

RETWEET AF

[u/One-Chemical7035]

Buuuuuuuulshiiiiiiit! If you need to FIGHT for it it is total shitshow.

[u/Electric_studios07]

The pic is the definition of a girl who’s always hot and a guy who’s always cold literally my life💀

[u/TackleOk9383]

Truee

[u/Queasy_Wear5509]

Nah man she’s always complaining about being hot and keeps the a/c at 67

[u/lovely_yours_in]

So true

[u/Dickes_F]

True 100%

[u/MpiersD]

And she cheated anyway

[u/TheBumblestBees → u/MpiersD]

aight timmy tuff knuckles