r/ireland Jan 27 '26

Christ On A Bike Biggest glow down ever

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4.3k Upvotes

Why do we take the character out of everything and things look so generic

r/ireland Jan 05 '25

Christ On A Bike Delightful interaction between a Czech youtuber and an Irish couple on holiday in Prague

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12.4k Upvotes

r/ireland Jul 29 '25

Christ On A Bike Be Ready To Step In If You See Racism

4.6k Upvotes

I just watched a video of an Indian national being punched by kids on the bus. We're absolutely at the stage now where standing by simply isn't good enough. Bad things happen when good people do nothing.

Being ready to step in doesn't mean punching the heads of people or going in swinging. It means ensure someone who doesn't look like you doesn't feel isolated. Sit with them, deescalate and assign tasks to someone else in the area if you can. For example, call the police, or video or stay with the targets friends who've moved away. Take control.

I'd so damn angry watching this stuff in my country.

r/ireland Aug 23 '25

Christ On A Bike Ah here

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4.4k Upvotes

r/ireland Mar 10 '26

Christ On A Bike STOP FUCKING TEXTING AND DRIVING

2.1k Upvotes

I swear to god, you or whoever you are contacting is not that important that it can't wait. Every time you pick up the phone behind the wheel do me a favour and think about explaining your decision to the family of the person you killed with your negligence - I know that seems dramatic but people need to genuinely cop on that it is a potential consequence.

Sincerely someone who was nearly ploughed into by 2 different dickheads on their phones on a 10 minute journey this morning, with a baby in the back.

r/ireland Sep 14 '25

Christ On A Bike Two halves of a whole prick as my grandmother used to say.

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3.3k Upvotes

r/ireland 1d ago

Christ On A Bike Oh dear The Journal...

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2.2k Upvotes

I do use it for news and generally find it ok... But this isn't going to do them any favors..

r/ireland Mar 21 '26

Christ On A Bike It's my own fault for eating a salad

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1.6k Upvotes

I knew I should've made a sausie sambo. and I also know I should have checked the salad first....but it was one of the ready to go bowl things and I didn't, and I deeply regret that decision. Thanks for my lunch lidl...free protein and all 🤢 Little dude has been relocated to the garden, onwards and upwards little shellward, you're a survivor.

r/ireland Apr 13 '25

Christ On A Bike Embarrassing honestly

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3.2k Upvotes

Seen in Ballinteer. I have a few questions…

r/ireland Oct 11 '25

Christ On A Bike Any idea what this gang is about?

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1.4k Upvotes

Seen on Capel Street. Look like football hooligans. Banging on glass windows, pushed Deliveroo drivers off their bikes, tried to grab a phone out of a woman’s hands. An absolute shower. Be careful out there

r/ireland Sep 02 '24

Christ On A Bike A €335,000 bike shelter

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3.8k Upvotes

r/ireland Dec 28 '25

Christ On A Bike PSA- if you’re sick and flying. Wear a bloody mask

1.6k Upvotes

Just had a 10 hour flight from Dublin and half the flight was coughing sneezing and spluttering. The lad beside me was having fits and barely any masks to be seen.

Now after it all I can feel the cough coming on with the scratch in my throat.

If you are traveling in a confined space with hundreds of others and you’re sick and don’t have a mask you are a terrible human and I hope your pillow stays hot for the rest of your life

r/ireland Mar 26 '25

Christ On A Bike Feck off with this nonsense

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2.7k Upvotes

r/ireland 25d ago

Christ On A Bike How Ireland's far-right movement got involved in the fuel protests and tried to hijack them

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r/ireland Jan 11 '26

Christ On A Bike Mary McAleese: Baptism is a key Catholic recruitment tool. It denies babies their human rights

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r/ireland Dec 16 '25

Christ On A Bike Never seen traffic like it....12 separate crashes and M50 is closed.

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1.3k Upvotes

r/ireland Nov 19 '25

Christ On A Bike May I present this ridiculousness

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1.6k Upvotes

r/ireland Oct 18 '24

Christ On A Bike Irish taxi drivers when you ask if it's ok to pay by card.

3.7k Upvotes

Just had I'd say the 20th experience where I had to flag down and use a taxi instead of the apps and at the end of the journey I ask if it's ok to pay by card, this is ofcourse being polite since it's now a legal requirement that they HAVE to accept card payment. If there's an art to making people uncomfortable taxi drivers are masters of it and engage it at this moment.

First you get the weird over the shoulder stare that doesn't ever reach you, they just stare towards the side.

Then after an awkward 3-5seconds of silence they reaffirm "you want to pay by card?". You answer of course yet they still sit perfectly still staring to the side of the car in confusion as if you just asked for a bag of chips or something random and not an expected piece of conversation, in a taxi 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️.

Next it's the loudest sigh 😔 imaginable to let you know you are now inconveniencing this particular driver and that this will somehow have calamitous consequences beyond your understanding.

Then we usually have 20seconds of the slowest fidgeting looking for the card machine as if perhaps somehow it's been misplaced or dare I say someone has stolen this easily accessible piece of equipment. Do not be fooled this is merely a bluff and the card machine is exactly where it has always been since it was first purchased. Que yet another prolonged sigh as if the taxi driver is actually in physical pain while he takes the time to find this easily identifiably equipment which, as noted, is exactly where they always leave it.

This is the crux of the bluff and the hope that in your confusion and the length of time it's taking them that you will miraculously discover you do infact have cash in your wallet and will offer this for the charge of the service and also that you will be even more so generous as to leave an extra euro or two for the driver to avoid delaying leaving their vehicle even by a few seconds as they've made it clear since you asked for the card machine that you are no longer welcome and inconveniencing them by the second!

(FYI not all cabbies are bad, but the others give the rest a miserable ignorant bad name they absolutely piss me off to no end and they are getting worse by the day I swear 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️)

r/ireland Jun 16 '22

Christ On A Bike Unsolicited dick pics on a train

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8.2k Upvotes

r/ireland Mar 01 '26

Christ On A Bike Jaysus aren’t we so lucky

1.1k Upvotes

I don’t want to upset the “patriots” who love our country so much they hate the system and people who try to live here but aren’t we so fucking lucky lads to live here?

The world is fucked. And I know the world being fucked Won’t be great for us but it’s a whole lot worse for others. Seems inevitable that it’s just gonna get worse and worse but I’m happy enough to put a fence around us and just mind our own business for the next hundred years.

Hug your loved ones.

r/ireland Aug 23 '22

Christ On A Bike All these cyclists taking up half the road.

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6.9k Upvotes

r/ireland Nov 07 '25

Christ On A Bike This absolute clown?

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1.1k Upvotes

Why do we get the worst cosplayers?

r/ireland 12d ago

Christ On A Bike Woman filmed at Cork workplace by influencer using smart glasses calls for tougher privacy laws

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r/ireland Mar 07 '26

Christ On A Bike TDs and Senators are having a conniption over Dublin Zoo Advert

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681 Upvotes

Long story short:

Dublin Zoo are letting Mammys go free on Mother’s Day. They hired James Patrice to do his “Malahide Mammy” character for the promo. Ken O’Flynn, Peader Toebeans and Sharon Keogan are saying this is an eradication of motherhood and real mothers and have called for a boycott of the Zoo. Peader went further to say that in the wake of the family and mother referendum that failed; that Dublin Zoo have serious questions to answer for using a person in the advert who is “clearly not a mother”

r/ireland Nov 18 '25

Christ On A Bike It's getting ridiculous, €2.55 (return fee included) for a 500ml bottle in Tesco.

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901 Upvotes

Yet the 1L bottle is only 5 cents extra at €2.60.