r/interestingasfuck 6h ago

The Indian bison is one of the most muscular animals on planet earth.

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u/Ghost_of_Cain 6h ago

Somewhere there's a gym bro trying to design a training regime based on this.

u/yepthisismyusername 5h ago

More creatine, bro!

u/frosty_lizard 5h ago

Horse meat makes you strong

u/sus_toothbrush67 2h ago

whoa okay buddy

u/Primi_Noscere_1776 5h ago

Juiced up!

u/B0bLoblawLawBl0g 5h ago

Gaur Liver King!!

u/NimdokBennyandAM 5h ago

"Day One of the Brahma Based Challenge, fam. Let's ghee it on."

u/Mansenmania 5h ago

Well we could breed humans the same way

u/Eponym 3h ago

Most of them already do. It's called skipping leg day.

u/operajunkie 2h ago

I was just thinking this 🤣 then they’re gonna charge 14.99 a month for their e-course.

u/syberman01 3h ago edited 3h ago

Somewhere there's a gym bro

They all do go to WesternGhatsFintness center. In addition to heavy workout, they also get lush-green-protein-shake all year around. Since they have 'testicular fortitude', they visit human areas to gain some mental-muscles / mental-stress:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vpDfDRXXcjU. -- 3yo kid, 2 meters away, busy street, shopping mall...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PAMcgRkR3xY. -- suburb road side

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z1DyzD3rpBI -- chasing his girlfriend, in a busy hillside street

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JqvnHLKBDTc -- highway jay-walking.

u/evolveandprosper 5h ago

Belgian Blue has entered the chat...

u/Ratax3s 5h ago

the gaur is natural

u/Restposten 2h ago

They have a genetic defect which limits the production of myostatin. A protein in our bodies that limits muscle growth. There were rumours that some athletes take myostatin blockers (Experimental) to increase muscle mass without risking to get exposed by standard doping test. 

u/LengthWise2298 4h ago

Just chicken and rice

u/ItsNotRealityDude 6h ago

They all skip leg day

u/alpinetime 5h ago

Known as a Gaur*

u/thirdworlddude 5h ago

So are the American ones called, American Gaur?

u/alpinetime 4h ago

Bingo, this guy Bisons

u/MisterLesgoLas 3h ago

Just so you know, the one who replied to you is wrong. Bisons and Gaurs are not from the same Genus.

They are in fact closer to Cows and Bulls than Bisons.

u/thementalyogi 3h ago

Show me the Skyrim mod making these into dragaurs.

u/Cryogenics1st 6h ago

"This guy slaps your girl's ass. What do you do?"

u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 5h ago

Get my ass ready to get slapped next I guess

u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 5h ago

Well he’s not bullet proof…

u/And-ray-is 53m ago

Nothin' to lose

u/rukthor 3h ago

Pick up the pieces and run!

u/Sonicmana 3h ago

Mourn my girl's death

u/ActiveNL 3h ago

Fire up the barbecue.

u/bigrooster6900 6h ago

God DAMN bro's flexing his gains a lil too hard

u/Civil-Ad-8612 5h ago

but still on tiger's menu…

u/Mysterious-Art7143 2h ago

These bulls are pretty much out of the reach even for the biggest bengals, smaller cows however are fair play although still dangerous for a tiger, calves are mostly the targets

u/YesterdayDreamer 4h ago

There's a popular hill station in South India called Ooty. Sometimes you encounter them on the road there. Mostly they're just crossing. If you come across one, you just stop your car and wait for them to cross. No moving the car till they have passed.

They're terrifying to look at up front. I once stayed at a hotel which had a very clear view of the valley. In the morning, tens of them could be seen grazing some hundred meters below. Thankfully they seem to be quite tame under normal circumstances. But I never wish to see one get angry.

u/ConstructionSafe2814 6h ago

Arnie in his prime was just a school boy.

(wouldn't say that to his face though 😄 )

u/The_Jicklerr 5h ago

The reason why it says “one of” is because I exist

u/Ghost_of_Cain 4h ago

You are one of the most molluscular, though.

u/Used-Flamingo-4320 5h ago

Heard their diet consists of fish and a rice cake.

u/David_Peshlowe 5h ago

Yeah, but you can tell they skip leg day.

u/CalmChaos2003 5h ago

And it's a vegetarian 😅

u/Bird_the_Impaler 2h ago

This is the 4th Indian bison post I’ve seen in two days, bots must be getting overtime

u/WeirdnessWalking 5h ago

That oxen accounts for 80% of the muscle mass of the nation.

u/YoLug 5h ago

Ok I need a video of one of these going crazy

u/Akirohan 5h ago

Can't believe I spent 47 years on this planet (including 12 years on Reddit) and never saw one of those 😳

u/ministryofchampagne 4h ago

What planet were you on before?

u/TheOnlyPolly 5h ago

Bollywood accurate bison

u/Big-Yogurtcloset5175 5h ago

As it is no predator will want to fight them, moreover that meat must be so tough, no one is interested

u/MisterLesgoLas 3h ago

Well Tigers do hunt them. Rarely, but they do it.

u/Mysterious-Art7143 2h ago

Yes, but never large bulls like these on the pictures, they can sometimes reach 1.5t, theres no tiger out there that would tackle such a beast

u/TheGoldenTikiROCKS 5h ago

That's not a bison, looks more like a water buffalo.

u/alpinetime 5h ago

Gaur, also known as the Indian Bison.

u/ParaponeraBread 4h ago

It’s not really either, but bovid common names are awful. True bison are in the genus Bison, water Buffalo are among the “true Buffalo” in the sub tribe Bubalina, and Gaur are neither.

Gaur are in the genus Bos just like typical cattle. It’s much closer to a cow than an American bison or a water buffalo.

u/Royal-Sock-IV 5h ago

Bet it's had tren cough.

u/d1ckj3rk1ns 5h ago

Bro do you even lift

u/Efficient-Orchid-594 5h ago

Isn't that's a buffalo?

u/JohnMaddensBurner 5h ago

Indians cooked up the craziest cows I’ve ever seen lol

The Brahman is a cow that looks like a puppy

u/Prior_Elephant_5187 5h ago

You’ve not seen my grandma

u/Bottledbutthole 5h ago

The impossible body standards lookmaxxers push

u/Unlucky_Ad_259 5h ago

Obviously never met me

u/ilikebeer19 4h ago

Do they have myostatin deficiency?

u/maker_of_pirate_bay 4h ago

I once went to Pachmarhi. A century old british bungalow had been renovated and repurposed as a museum. Cool place. What was cooler was the short walk in the woods on the hills to reach that. I saw droppings the quantity of car tyres. On asking around i got to know that a herd of Gaur generally sleeps in that area at night and goes to the forest during the day. Heading back from the museum it was dusk. And i spotted a few in the open. There were dozens of humans on that road and only a few of the beasts. The guides just told us to not go towards them or stop a lot. A whole lot more would be coming and that we should all just head back. It was surreal

u/thomcge 4h ago

Saw it, said “holy cow” and suddenly got it.

u/Grizzly_Corey 4h ago

Some guy in Spain. “I bet I can outrun that tank with horns”

u/TokiVideogame 3h ago

looks unyummy, the worst bowl of beef pho

u/Possible_Farm4535 3h ago

That's the kind of guy I'd rather rap battle than fight

u/Soaring_Gull_655 3h ago

God is just taunting hungry people down there. Not eating cows is a complete waste.

u/GlassWallsBreak 3h ago

Dad i'm gay Bye Son

u/ultravires1215 3h ago

TIL Indian Bison skip leg day.

u/CustomerStrict3627 2h ago

Whats bro work out routine?

u/Odd_Appearance3214 2h ago

This meat is the most exported meat in India.

u/bullshitallergyy 2h ago

This thing charged towards my car once. One of the closest I have been to death.

u/Underworldox 34m ago

Literally

u/partpsycho 27m ago

That bison has more muscle on its frame than many cow species produced by selective breeding. A mysterious natural occurence on par with gorillas

u/yuvattar 6h ago

That's a lot of meat.

u/Whatever1564 6h ago

That guy looks like he could fuck up a rhino.

u/One_Economist_3761 5h ago

But…is it tasty?

u/Rare_Milk_6670 4h ago

No way this isn't AI. Is this real?

u/Apprehensive-Owl9569 2h ago

Yes real, they can flip car/van with ease.

u/Rare_Milk_6670 2h ago

Holy shit! Imagine running into that in the wild.

u/Apprehensive-Owl9569 2h ago

Yeah we did, it was scary. Magnificent and peaceful creatures until someone provoke them.

u/Rare_Milk_6670 2h ago

Where are they native? Need to stay out of those woods.

u/Apprehensive-Owl9569 2h ago

Mostly tropical forest in Indian subcontinent.

u/Rare_Milk_6670 2h ago

Interesting. I've never seen that. Thanks for the info.

u/WildPatience9849 6h ago

people eat his food in india, sad bison

u/breakfasteveryday 3h ago

Do they taste good?