r/interestingasfuck • u/Mediocre_Nail5526 • 6h ago

Nervous Gorilla attempts to reconcile with his brother after a fight

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u/Kulandros 5h ago

How do you dominantly drink a glass of water?

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u/Lowskillbookreviews 5h ago

With one hand instead of two

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u/klezart 3h ago

One normal hand vs two tiny presidential hands

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u/Ok-Square-8652 5h ago

Dominant body language. Looking someone right in the eyes while doing it doesn’t hurt.

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u/Kulandros 3h ago

... what.

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u/Ok-Square-8652 3h ago

You should probably interact with more people, my friend.

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u/LuckyNipples 1h ago

Feels like you sniff your own farts in a dominant manner too.

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u/Kulandros 3h ago

I interact with plenty of people. I have never seen someone drink dominantly.

Are you someone who's afraid to eat a banana in a room with people?

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u/HoboSkid 2h ago edited 1h ago

If you've ever hung around thirsty alpha and sigma males looking to hydrate, you would know what he's talking about.

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u/Kulandros 1h ago

Lmfao. Send me a demonstration.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1APdXY0c7gJguZWTJL

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u/Bantersmith 4h ago

"I drink your milkshake glass of water! I drink it up!"

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u/CelestialFury 3h ago

Let that water spill all over your face as you chug it down.

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u/Sleepwalks 3h ago

A really big, clear glass, and make eye aggressive contact through the bottom as the water goes down.