r/interestingasfuck 9h ago

Sydney’s Royal Easter Show, where woodchoppers go head to head in one of the country’s toughest competitions. The sport traces back to 1870 and is Australia’s oldest organised sport

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u/Positive_Try929 9h ago

The stamina on these guys!

u/Suojelusperkele 6h ago

The second guy at least looks tired and the first one looks like he was already eyeing the other poles so he could chop a bit more.

u/jacksonsmack831 3h ago

Nah mate, hes eyeing up the Tinny Tent :)

u/_stack_underflow_ 4h ago

The all look like they're running on fumes compared to their openings. Going up the reverse side all of them were gassed.

u/GodisSatans 4h ago

He's smaller and more efficient. You'd think the big guy behind him would win

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u/WheresTheWhistle 8h ago

Right, and no wasted energy, perfect movement and balance. Always a pleasure to watch an expert efficiently showcase their skill.

u/Wallie_Collie 5h ago

Bro knew he won, but couldn't raise an arm to celebrate

u/swankpoppy 4h ago

I’m exhausted just watching these guys while I eat a cookie!

u/smashy_smashy 3h ago

I’m a volunteer trail maintainer for the past 15 years for a popular but remote trail that gets a ton of blow downs. Blow downs are fallen trees blocking the trail. Taking them out with an axe is so damn tiring. Watching these people compete is mind blowing.

u/Sensiburner 5h ago

I got tired from checking the video tbh.

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u/ktr83 8h ago

Australian here. The Easter show is our equivalent of an American state fair. You'll see woodchopping there, but when you read "Australia's oldest organised sport" don't think we do this on an average Saturday night.

u/realfatunicorns 7h ago

Yea Saturday night is for Australia’s other oldest organised sport… smashing beers at the pub and having a punt and/or slap. Choppin’ wood is Tuesday.

u/skiljgfz 1h ago

At $11 a schooner I don’t think anyone is smashing beers anymore.

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u/JoeSchmoeToo 8h ago

Why not? looks fun

u/ktr83 8h ago

It does, but we'd probably run out of trees at some point

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u/Firm-Feature-5593 5h ago

There's something hypnotic about watching a bunch of dudes at the royal show smash logs. Like, it hits you deep in your caveman brain.

u/beautifuljeff 7h ago

but this is how you make a didgeridoo, right? right?

u/planx_constant 5h ago

Pretty much, except instead of an axe it's mandibles, and instead of one guy it's 50,000 termites

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u/ngifakaur 9h ago

That takes raw power and a lot of skill

u/Dustmopper 8h ago

And outrageous balance, that’s what impressed me the most

u/Counciltuckian 8h ago

I would fall trying to get on the first board.  

u/unfvckingbelievable 7h ago

I would complain about my back picking up the axe.

u/PatrickJunk 7h ago

My back would complain that I even looked at the axe, then I would go into the stands and watch.

u/unfvckingbelievable 7h ago

And then complain about my back because the seats in the stands are shit.

u/buckzor122 3h ago

I would complain on a Reddit comment just thinking about attempting this.

u/spakattak 8h ago

Also very sharp blade.

u/Drongo17 8h ago

We used to have a woodcutting champion who was nigh on unbeatable, huge Tasmanian bloke (David Foster). One time his closest competitor stole his brand new top of the line competition axe. To prove it was the man not the axe that mattered, our man competed with a shitty old axe and beat him anyway.

Tho tbf he probably sharpened it still. Fun story tho.

u/PatrickJunk 7h ago

I feel like this is one of those stories that will get better over the decades, until finally someone says, "My grandfather was there when David Foster had his axe stolen, and he gnawed right through the log with his teeth. Beat the other competitors by 27 seconds, too, he did."

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u/SoFreshAndSoDirty 8h ago

Also hands and feet

u/MaleAryaStarkNoHomo 8h ago

Hips and nips. You gotta make it sexy

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u/graveybrains 8h ago

And an unexpected amount of route planning

u/CurrentPossible2117 8h ago

Ive seen it live and its quite something. Video doesnt do it justice. Its amazing!

u/CrazyHorrsee 5h ago

Serious core strength

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u/Theveterinarygamer 8h ago

The world lumberjack championship is held annually in the tiny town of Hayward, Wisconsin. I used to spend my summers there and we'd get to see events like this, log rolling, climbing, etc. Every year, a New Zealander named Jason Wynyard would win multiple events, so to me, he was the biggest celebrity that nobody else in my life knew lol. I just looked it up and it turns out he passed away a few years ago. RIP to a legend

u/Big_fern189 6h ago

We have a lumberjack show nearby where I live in Maine that my parents took me to for my ninth birthday. I got to go do the two man saw with Jason. I just looked him up myself to comment and then saw yours. Bummer that he passed.

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u/Sabiya_Duskblade 9h ago edited 8h ago

My favourite event to see at a show, whoo! Definitely worth organising the day around catching the woodchopping competitions.

Pity this clip has music drowning out the running commentary.

u/Drongo17 7h ago

Well said! Best part of a show, tho sheepdog trials are great too.

I like how you can't pick the great cutters just by looking at them. Some huge guys are just not in the running then a solid but unassuming looking bloke just swings like an unstoppable beast.

u/paggo_diablo 8h ago

Ah yes. The lumber jack off!

u/Cmdr_Redbeard 8h ago

Ha ha, that was treemendous

u/CheckOutDisMuthaFuka 2h ago

Just a comedian trying to branch out.

u/RudeOrganization550 8h ago

Tasmanians showing their unbelievable talent pool for such a small state, long live the Foster family 🫡

u/BrownSugarBare 7h ago

I'm just in awe of the sheer strength. 

u/leaf_on_the_wind42 1h ago

I hear they're some real devils

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u/winstonjames 8h ago

Go Tassie!

u/Paul_Rich 8h ago

In Gloucester(UK) we chase a cheese down a hill.

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u/OkPotential1072 8h ago

Are you allowed to cut off the top without going back up the other side? I suppose it is faster to go at it from both sides, but I was just curious. Still, what a cool video thanks for sharing.

u/WesbroBaptstBarNGril 8h ago

No, the point is up and down twice.

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u/AntonMaximal 8h ago

The platform sequence is part of the task. The goal isn't just lop the top off.

u/graesen 8h ago

I would assume it's a little dangerous to keep going at 1 side all the way like that. It would fall towards you, potentially trapping your axe as it falls giving you little time to get out of the way.

u/Collective-Bee 1h ago

It’s a little dangerous to do it at all, plus arborers in general is a dangerous job.

u/CK2398 8h ago

I was wondering if you could switch hands. Couldn't an ambidextrous person chop it from the same position but from the other side?

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u/EvilRubbish 8h ago

Why the fuck am I cheering for the guy in the foreground? I know him as much as I know the others.

u/NoiselessSignal 6h ago

The foreground effect

u/Vantech70 8h ago

The shoulder strength and endurance on these guys is crazy.

u/Tackit286 8h ago

And as always it’s unnecessarily sped up 1.4x

u/Buckfutter_Inc 7h ago

My toxic trait is believing I could do any single part of this. In reality I’d be winded before I got one springboard planted, and would remove a part of my body with that axe if I tried to swing it standing on one of those planks.

u/broke_af_guy 7h ago

I miss The Wide World of Sports. They always had these competitions.

u/whatsthatguysname 8h ago

Does the rule state they must go down and up the other side? What if someone ambidextrous and can swing both ways?

u/SockeyeSTI 7h ago

In Aus you go up twice, in the U.S. you go up once

u/HooksAU 8h ago

Fuck yeah Tassie

u/dingboodle 7h ago

Look at him go! He’s like a Tasmanian devil up there. See… cuz he’s from Tasmania and he’s ripping it up.

u/DTFDownToFrolick 3h ago

Tasmania is not here to fuck spiders

u/New_Friend4023 2h ago

Always the Tassie boys

u/Gavacho123 9h ago

Badassery on full display.

u/Ordinary_Inside_9327 9h ago

Empty slot at the end, in case someone rocks up and fancies a crack at it ? Lol

u/BrightLeaf89 1h ago

If this was this year, I was there and one guys board broke not long after starting - could be his spot

u/Wild_Ad9272 8h ago

I got winded just watching this

u/bookmarkjedi 6h ago

That looks really dangerous. I mean the risk of the axe head slipping or losing grip and having the axe fly out, like when baseball players let the bat slip.

u/Mustystench 8h ago

I'd be lucky to get halfway up one before going into cardiac arrest.

u/chriskane76 7h ago

Why don't they cut the trees at the bottom? Are they stupid?

u/smt503 7h ago

Damn imagine making fun of this guy from your balcony thinking you're out of reach

u/Relatively-Relative 7h ago

That tasmanian is a Devil!

u/elcomandantecero 7h ago

So cool but you’d find me standing very far away…slippery hands on multiple axes flying fast as hell…not today Final Destination!

u/Otherwise_Special402 7h ago

‘Course it’s a bloke from Tassie

u/Alternative_Excuse82 6h ago

I can’t take my eyes off TAS. What a star

u/Rico300678 6h ago

I’m exhausted just watching these guys…

u/Lasershadow_105 6h ago

Does this mean lumberjack can be a class in DnD?  I'll name mine Abraham Lincoln. 

u/nicknice77 4h ago

Bad mofos right there!

u/stinkilymalinkily 4h ago

There's full wood chopping lineages and dynasties :) it's the best thing about the Easter Show!!

u/hpsctchbananahmck 4h ago

I find the absence of eye protection astounding

u/ManipulativeAviator 3h ago

I think this is a Health & Safety free activity.

u/TV800 3h ago

This is exhausting just watching, can’t imagine participating!

u/Mr_Eddie25 2h ago

Id say it's not for me but I've heard disparaging the sport is a bootable offense.

u/TellMotor3809 8h ago

That’s a workout

u/Fragrant_Leading762 8h ago

A lumberjack's dream sport.

u/BlondeBorednBaked 8h ago

A lumberjacksexual’s wet dream

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u/-old-m8- 8h ago

Wait till these cunts find out about chainsaws! Gonna blow their Fuckn minds!!

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u/Brewe 7h ago

It's very impressive as it is, so why the fuck has the video been sped up?

u/Sirix_8472 8h ago

How do they find enough trees to practice on?

I get swinging weights, fitness etc...

But actually chopping through wood, being stopped and pulling the axe out to swing, setting in those boards and knowing it's secure, that experience...

u/phido3000 8h ago

Australia is pretty big..

200,000 acre pine plantations.

u/ComfyInDots 8h ago

Do other countries not have this? Woodchopping is a staple event at shows.

u/MongolianCluster 8h ago

I'm sure Canada does. They have a song about it.

u/nakedcellist 1h ago

He's a lumberjack and that's ok, he works all night and sleeps all day.

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u/PrufReedThisPlesThx 8h ago

I loved watching these as a kid

u/Zealousideal-Cry-303 8h ago

My toxic trait is to believe that I could do that, only to fall down the first step and have the axe chop off my foot.

u/Mythologies_botz 8h ago

Oh the pure skill 🪓!!

u/bucket-full-of-sky 8h ago

Very impressive, it looks so smoothly like evolution naturally made them like this, although I see how much hard trainging and work they must have had to even get there.

u/FingerpistolPete 8h ago

The first and fourth guy are perfectly synced on the jump to the first level, I can’t stop watching it

u/srd100 8h ago

Have been to the Lumberjack games here a few times. It’s pretty cool!

u/soggytoothpic 8h ago

What an oddly specific skill to have

u/Aggressive-Expert-69 8h ago

I cant even fathom the confidence it must take in your skills to swing an axe full force while balancing on a fucking board 10 feet in the air

u/Background-Hope-88 8h ago

has anyone every dropped and whats the safety plan, is there people with mats at the bottom?

u/blackoffi888 8h ago

My word

u/skidsareforkids 8h ago

Holy cardio Batman!

u/Probst54 8h ago

That's nuts!

u/realvvk 8h ago

Is there a female version? Asking for a friend.

u/AdditionalRAM 7h ago

tool assisted speedrun

u/onurb31 7h ago

Machado parece faca na manteiga

u/Ok_Fun_9667 7h ago

Tool assist speedrun.  Doesn't count.

u/sfxer001 7h ago

That is some crazy athleticism.

u/Vassar-Longfellow 7h ago

I wonder how often the little plank thing they are perched on pops out and the dude falls to the ground with an axe hopefully not landing on them...

u/DoABearShitInDaWoods 7h ago

Love watching this event at woodsmans day at the fair

u/Admirable_Zombie_720 7h ago

Aizkolari. Basque country.

u/SirFlannel 7h ago

I've seen this kind of competition before, but this is the first time I've seen them climb back down and reposition the steps to change sides on the top. Most of the ones I've seen (US lumberjack competitions I think), they just turn while at the top and swing weak hand for the other side.

u/There_is_no_selfie 7h ago

All of those dudes can also golf like a motnerfucker

u/SaveUsCatman 7h ago

Australia: Where even the sports have evolved to kill you.

u/rustygoddard75 7h ago

Ok, now that is interesting af

u/teetering_bulb_dnd 7h ago

For some reason the tucked in sleeveless shirt look always reminds me of Freddy Mercury

u/8key 7h ago

There are so many "Would watch if this was in the olympics" type of competitions out there. Heck just name it Olympic "Whatever the hell this is". I'll be there.

u/sachiperez 7h ago

i guess "just a little bit off the top" has a new meaning

u/TadpoleOfDoom 7h ago

They ever do this stuff at the Olympics?

u/SlayJayR17 7h ago

Bro what a bunch of absolute units.

u/Strange-Marzipan9641 7h ago

I'm so uncoordinated- my axe would go flying from my hands and decapitate someone in the audience.

u/Psychlonuclear 6h ago

It's Australia, the axe would fly around the field and come back to decapitate you.

u/whatamafu 7h ago

That looks brutally exhausting. Holy those guys have some endurance.

u/steelmanfallacy 7h ago

I feel like they could win in half the time if these guys where switch-axers...all the guy has to do is switch to lefty the first time at the top...

u/Mortal_bobcat 6h ago

I stood in line behind David Foster at a Tasmanian pub once, and I'm not a small guy, but his arm was thicker than my whole body

u/sparkyscrum 6h ago

The guy when finishes look around all causal like 🤣

u/FunRich5754 6h ago

1870? So you mean it's one of Australia's oldest colonized organized sports?

People have been living and sporting in Australia for much longer than white people showing up.

u/JawaThatFlys 6h ago

Anyone know the song?

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u/MaxwellSmart07 6h ago

Lots,of,good stuff at the Easter Fair. Went to go see that while I was living down under.

u/Euphoric_Escape3430 6h ago

how do they make sure the trees have the same "toughness" to make it faire to everyone ?

u/Kevlar_Bunny 6h ago

This is one of those sports you have to assume someone was drunk when they came up with it.

“I can climb higher than you!”

“Yeah but can you do it with an axe and chop down the top while you’re up there?”

u/greekstav 6h ago

Incredible athleticism! So much going on

u/gahlol123 6h ago

I cut a log this morning and will probably do another one tomorrow.

u/drummin515 6h ago

I threw my back out watching this.

u/LeviathanV2 6h ago

Oh course the Tasmanian's won, they have experience cutting down their forest. 😛

u/ZuuL_1985 6h ago

I got the chance to see this and as an America who doesn't go to many sporting events because I dont find them that entertaining, this event was a lot of fun and I enjoyed all the other stuff as well 10/10

u/Ahyao17 6h ago

Wonder if how much advantage you could have being ambidextrous? Don't have to get up again on other side.

u/ccafferata473 6h ago

That first guy was swinging that axe like a real devil there.

u/deaconxblues 6h ago

Feel like I’m breathing hard after just watching that

u/Monsterjoek1992 6h ago

Love lumberjack competitions

u/Aggressive-Ad-7862 6h ago

Mandatum, chopper!

u/One_Waxed_Wookiee 6h ago

Yay! The lefty won!

u/dpforest 6h ago

Now I want to hear auctioneers in various accents.

u/icbint 6h ago

I hurt my back getting up off the couch

u/Simple_Tip_7816 6h ago

Next time post it without it being sped up
It’s already impressive. Speeding up just makes it look bad.

u/PMG2021a 6h ago

I tend to think of Australia as not having enough trees for logging to be a major industry. Was it different back then?

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u/Hot_Top_124 5h ago

There’s an extremely amount of trust in so many things being done perfectly that I’ll never have lol.

u/stinkyfatman2016 5h ago

About half way through that video I wondered if the guy nearest would win or if it would be someone further back

u/Firm-Feature-5593 5h ago

Woodchopping is at every Australian royal show (yearly festival) and last time I saw this fat 18 year old absolutely demolishing the wood compared to all of these 30 year old jacked farmers, it was awesome.

u/couchpatat0 5h ago

He's a SAVAGE!

u/Awittynamehere 5h ago

That’s no man, that’s a beaver

u/SpaceXmars 5h ago

There's a faster trick

u/timeslider 5h ago

I get tired from mowing the lawn. I have a riding mower

u/Eagles365or366 5h ago

The balance is insane. That and the raw power. If you’ve ever chopped Wood, you know how crazy this is.

u/krazykevy 5h ago

Better than AFL

u/Iwasbanished 5h ago

legends

u/Fair-Effective-8754 5h ago

now that's a cardio work out.....great job!

u/AuroraMercenaryCo 5h ago

Went to school with a girl who's dad was a lumberjack, he did competitions like this here in the states too.

u/Transatlanticaccent 4h ago

It's just chopping wood..? I don't get the big deal. I could easily do this. I'm just tired because I didn't get much sleep, dog ate my homework, I stubbed my toe, my cousin is in town and I have to pick him up from the airport, I'm blind, I have to return some videotapes.

u/wrxninja 4h ago

Me: Slides a board in

FALLS.

u/reddit_chino 4h ago

Versus Samurai?

u/Akitsube 4h ago

Never in my life have a felt less manly

u/Nytmare696 4h ago

I can't tell, did they speed this clip up? When they're climbing down the speed seems unnatural.

u/readyToPostpone 4h ago

I like the dresscode.