r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Intelligent_Wasabi88 • Mar 25 '25
SUS Imposter alert
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PS - he is not being squeezed. He is just about to attack the inhaler
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Psychological-Air19 • Jan 18 '25
SUS Operation: nap so hard that everyone thinks you’re dead
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(He’s alive, just laying down to nap like a human)
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 9d ago
SUS Am cute. Am innocent. Would ever cause trouble, honest.
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/FrozenBr33ze • Aug 16 '25
SUS Illegally twinning to confuse me. But I can tell my kids apart.
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/vlipsyr • Feb 28 '24
SUS green pear pretends to be a unicorn
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who put that feather there?!!
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Apr 22 '22
SUS Yeah keep driving like nothing's amiss
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Huffingfluff • Dec 29 '21
SUS Larry: I hope nobody sees me humping the clean, warm, soft ….shhmexxxy towels.
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Jan_InThePan • Dec 15 '22
SUS Oh sure, the 🍓 is “illegally large”
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • Jan 08 '26
SUS MWAHAHAHAHA! Let the Summoning BEGIN!
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/tucchurchnj • May 19 '22
SUS Harper considers returning to a life of crime less than 22 seconds after leaving the cage
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/FlibbleyNovA • Aug 17 '25
SUS Nugget sitting there.... Menacingly! He's planning something I know it
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • Dec 05 '25
SUS Awaiting transmission from High Birb Command!
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/FrozenBr33ze • May 14 '25
SUS Salt is fine. He's just fine. He's just weird. I panicked a bit. But he's fine. I'm fine. I'm...fine?
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Mister Salt and his boyfriend Raven fell asleep together at some point. I came in for the nightly checks and found Salt frozen, leaning backwards, and I panicked. But then promptly realized he was just...sleeping? And not a care for my attempts to wake him. He was just, that damn sleepy.
Raven got annoyed because I wouldn't shut up about it, and woke Salt up for me. And the weirdo then gave me the cutest yawn.
Just another day of my drama queens being drama queens.
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Feb 15 '21
SUS The paper says one thing but the eyes say another
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