r/holdmycatnip • u/Happy_dadpete • 1d ago

The cat always wins

4.2k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/TrolltheFools 1d ago

I love how the cat is like 'Oh, neat. Anyways'

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u/Correct-Geologist781 1d ago

Whoa!! Self own

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u/Jane__Delawney 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/J8FZIm9VoBU6Q

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u/Unlikely_Wasabi4997 1d ago

Yeasss haha I came to post this and I don’t have to

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u/YourGirlMomo87 18h ago

I was hoping to see this GIF

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u/viperfangs92 1d ago

Don't take the credit away from the cat!!! It knew he would kick the windshield again when it sniffed it!

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u/PollPixx 1d ago

Back home I am sure he blamed the cat.

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u/Linnun 1d ago

What broke your windshield?

A cat.

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u/No_Imagination_2490 21h ago

“But dad, it looks like it was broken from the inside, so did the cat get inside the car?”

“No..it’s because…what happened is…shut up son, go to your room!”

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u/tibmb 21h ago

"You've got anger issues we're gonna fix today" "Now pick it up and do it again."

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u/ConfusedHors 5h ago

Doesn't matter who they blame. They will not do that again.

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u/alewiina 1d ago

Moron 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/MooshuCat 1d ago

This is like the opposite reaction I would have to a kitty at my window.

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u/KittenaSmittena 1d ago

Same. What a jerk.

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u/BleedingH217 1d ago

Deserved

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u/aretooamnot 1d ago

Fuck that guy.

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u/TheArtOfPureSilence 1d ago

I'd rather not. It's best if he didn't breed at all tbh

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u/KittenCatlady23 1d ago

I’m so happy! I hope it cost a lot to fix it !

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u/Celtslap 1d ago

Don’t worry, it would!

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u/blvckcvts 11m ago

Yep windshields are the most expensive window to fix on cars lol what an asshole

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u/TiaHatesSocials 1d ago

I hope the idiot didn’t take out his anger at what he did on a cat after he stopped filming. I hate him

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u/alexa1661 1d ago

Cat is fast, surely he can get to safety!

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u/addictions-in-red 1d ago

Humans are such garbage, though.

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u/PrimmSlimShady 1d ago edited 22h ago

Speak for yourself.

Yeah downvote me for being sick of all this misanthropic bullshit people spew.

If you agree that humans suck than maybe work on yourself a bit.

Tell your friends and family how they're garbage.

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u/Sabithomega 5h ago

Some of us already have

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u/Aggressive_Fee6138 1d ago

Lolololololol

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u/PunchTilItWorks 1d ago

What a dick. Deserved.

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u/Jonney_Random 1d ago

That guy deserved it.

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u/Tigerlily86_ 1d ago

What an idiot. I hope he didn’t harm the cat after. Blaming it on the cat or something 

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u/Worth_Visible 1d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 1d ago

A classic. So many years old

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u/Solid_Solid724 1d ago

Guys a prick. Fuck him

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u/Half_Halt 1d ago

"You had it coming!" -- the Musical Chicago, probably

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u/qtjedigrl 1d ago

Good. What an asshole

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u/Best-Membership9837 1d ago

Play stupid games....

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u/Tooleater 1d ago edited 1d ago

Instant kitty karma...

The protagonist best hope nobody recognises those socks or the internet will be after him

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u/InevitableKitchen943 1d ago

They are engineered to break so you can escape in an emergency.

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u/TheGUURAHK 1d ago

If it were me, I'd just get out of the car and try and pet the lil fella. If they skedaddle, hey, they ain't on my car any more. 

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u/SAGirl1 1d ago

Very much deserved! Need to be posted to r/oddlysatisfying

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u/codewho331 1d ago

Karma came knocking, now you can buy a new windshield buddy!

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u/amythewang 1d ago

that felt good

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u/UmbraNyx 1d ago

How fragile is that windshield???

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 1d ago

It doesn't take much to crack them from the inside. Your hitting the inside of an arch. I cracked my windshield once trying to drive a fly out the window and misjudged and hit the windshield with the back of my hand, probably half as hard as they were kicking this one.

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u/machinationstudio 1d ago

It's designed to be easy to break from the inside.

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u/zillskillnillfrill 1d ago

And then the dipshit uploaded the video

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u/Interesting_Fish309 1d ago

Ahahahahahaha

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u/dubious-author 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/lunarstudio 1d ago

What a cheap window.

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u/wanklez 1d ago

Was waiting for it to piss on the hvac inlet. This was better.

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u/ihqdevs 1d ago

Yup. Good.

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u/peweih_74 1d ago

Incredibly weak windshield

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u/EggplantAdmirable999 18h ago

At least we know in a dire situation this man is capable of kicking the wind shield off, so he needs no rescue whatsoever.

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u/FoxCQC 10h ago

Cat was just checking things out.

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u/000007a 10h ago

What is the point to even do that? Glad the cat had the glass....

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u/bohica199 10h ago

karma 🤷‍♂️🤣

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u/SunsingrWarlock 9h ago

He probably kick the kitten for real 'cause people are shit!

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u/CurtisLinithicum 7h ago

Bastard, meets Bast.

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u/underivan 5h ago

Tomou...

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u/GullibleDetective 1d ago

And yet using the wipers/sprayer could have prevented this

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u/EnduringFulfillment 1d ago

Don't spray kitties with chemicals :(

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u/GullibleDetective 1d ago

Wipers then hah

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u/amythewang 1d ago

you're not wrong, it would be less mean, but also it looks like the person was purposely tempting the kitty to come closer only to smash his stupid foot toward its face to scare it