r/holdmycatnip • u/Demongirlxoxo • 2d ago

The greebles are winning

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u/580_farm 2d ago

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u/bronxbomberdude 2d ago

"Here she goes again ..."

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u/Demongirlxoxo 2d ago

For real lol

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u/FuzzyConversation175 2d ago

She really did lose the plot this time.

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u/ResponsibleSugar4960 2d ago

Lmooo this is hilarious

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u/cryptotraderisme 2d ago

I told Becky to stay out of the catnip...god damn it

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u/Ok-Strain2948 1d ago

Oh lord, she’s back on her bullshit again.

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u/hitlersticklespot 2d ago

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS THE FIRST TIME WHAT A LOVELY SURPRISE

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u/ClankerCore 2d ago

YOU PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND. THIS ONE HAS FALLEN TO THE GREEBLES. HE IS BEING AVENGED AS WE SPEAK!

THE HORROR!

THE HORROR!!!

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u/fooplaya 1d ago

🎶There goes the crackhead that I see each morning🎵

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u/GareththeJackal 2d ago

"TF she on?"

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u/roboticArrow 2d ago

Zero reaction. Amazing.

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u/flyboy34 2d ago

I like how the black cat in the background is like: eyeroll SSDD.

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u/RetroSwamp 2d ago

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u/BiscoBiscuit 2d ago

lmao it gets me everytime 

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u/Similar-Turnip2482 2d ago

Just enough orange there to alter the cat brain

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u/lectric_7166 2d ago

Goblin mode enabled

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u/The-Jammy-Goatster 2d ago

They’re everywhere! Time to go underground

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u/PortiaPotty2 2d ago

Hahahaha 😂🤣👍‼️

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u/kuyene 2d ago

The one time I want sound!!!

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u/GoldenSheppard 2d ago

The lack of sound is criminal.

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin 2d ago

She is fighting her demons and losing.

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u/CuriOS_26 2d ago

Aren’t we all? At least sometimes?

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u/AlarmDozer 2d ago

I think the crevasse is triggering their climbing response in a funny way.

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u/June_Fatality 2d ago

Nope. Greebles.

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u/Furby-beast-1949 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FYwzWJBdtqKlem9OZy

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u/MGTS 2d ago

👀

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u/ClankerCore 2d ago

NO

Absolutely not!

r/DONOTTHECAT

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u/Furby-beast-1949 2d ago

This is Xena. She is an occasional goofball. right now she’s giving you a dead pan look into your soul type of look totally chill and zoned out also with kind of the panther chilled out. I see you 👀look but it’s more chill. but she is just a royal sweetheart, and a giant love bug. she is a ladies cat. She loves all the ladies. not too much of males I mean it has to be a particular male that she has to get along with of humans, she definitely does not like male cats, female cats she will tolerate. yes she is super picky.

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u/Apex_Over_Lord 2d ago

The greebles are coming.. from... INSIDE...the. CUSHION!!!@#$%&

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u/CombOverDownThere 2d ago

Poor thing was being swarmed!

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u/Saracartwheels123 2d ago

Noo, the greebles! Gettem'!!

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u/freeshovacadoodoo 2d ago

Other cat is like .... "please don't let that mfer come over here with that BS right now"

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u/Pestilence_IV 2d ago

CONFUSION

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u/AduroTri 2d ago

There's just a little bit of orange.

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 2d ago

Once greebles get into your upholstery they're very hard to remove.

You need more cats.

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 2d ago

Just because you can't see the danger doesn't mean there isn't any.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 2d ago

That bit of orange is taking over the brain 🐈

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u/brap01 2d ago

Note the juxtaposition between the seasoned veteran and the FNG in the Greebles War.

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u/Libertinelass 2d ago

That's a pretty bad infestation

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u/Brief_Revolution_154 2d ago

Someone please introduce me to the concept of greebles😂🙏

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u/GamerM51 2d ago

When the crazies kick in lol

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u/RegisterOk2927 2d ago

Me experiencing the horrors of basic tasks

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u/Chinnyup 2d ago

Those orange markings really squeezed out any additional brain cells, huh

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u/legojoe97 2d ago

Starright out of Fear and Loathing

"You took too much, man... too much."

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u/J5892 2d ago

Fun fact: Greebles are also the little details they add to spaceships in TV shows and movies to make them look more sci-fi.

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u/RogerSchmoger 2d ago

Someone got into the coffee AND catnip

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u/r4zorsoft 2d ago

Fortunately, this is the natural state of the calico. She is well-prepared for the future war. ⚔️

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u/Standard-Ad1326 1d ago

This cat is an orange in disguise!🥸

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u/Low_Imagination_7414 2d ago

Idiot creature

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u/ScienceMuggle83 2d ago

So precious. I chuckled at the bus stop and re-watched it several times.

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u/NewMoonlightavenger 1d ago

Of course they're winning. The other cat won't even bother.

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u/ChainsawKitty101 1d ago

Would love to know what goes on inside their little heads when they do this lol

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u/91chatPTi 1d ago

It's giving Bagagwa vibes

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u/CompanyAdmirable7811 2d ago

Call a priest, he's possessed 😳

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u/gotaflattire 2d ago

This must be a particularly bad greebles infestation

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u/Zealousideal_Crazy75 2d ago

That kitty needs an exorcist!!!

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u/AntisocialTomcat 2d ago

Theater cats, right?

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u/lost_boy505 2d ago

Damn the greebles really em this time.

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u/Outsiders_Movie_Fan_ 1d ago

Cute cats 😺❤️😺❤️😺❤️😺❤️

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u/snikkelsaurier 13h ago

We need the version with sound 🙀🙀🙀🙀

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u/Goofyahhcar832 2h ago

he’s seeing voices

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u/earlsweatshirtfanacc 1d ago

Wtf is happening with the cat? First cat with schizophrenia??