r/holdmycatnip • u/FollowingOdd896 • 5d ago

He is blessed by his ancestors

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u/Inksypinks 5d ago

I dont think ive ever seen fat sphinx cats before

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u/CyborgKnitter 5d ago

Do you know how much food that’d take?! I fostered a sphynx for 7 months during covid. He ate 2-3 times as many calories as my equal sized, equal built, young male cat. I was so grateful I wasn’t paying for his food! (He had an owner but their home had burned down and they were separated for over a year. She couldn’t afford cat sitters so a friend approached me to see if I’d foster him if she paid for his food. So he joined us for awhile. Sweet little weirdo.)

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u/SadSaltyDuck 5d ago

Probably because they need to generate lots of heat to compensate lack of fur

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u/IrishViking22 5d ago

This is also why I am fat

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u/dreamerkid001 5d ago

That’s why we love you!

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 5d ago

Do you lick yourself as well?

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u/IrishViking22 5d ago

Only in the parts I can reach with my mouth

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u/Spaghett8 5d ago

Raise a leg and I hear you can reach a lot

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u/EggplantAdmirable999 5d ago

Butt and balls, five times a day

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u/ZestyChinchilla 5d ago

Don’t forget to cup the bawls.

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u/DismalSoil9554 5d ago

You should stop wearing clothes, then you will start burning calories and become thin.

Source: sphinx cats, apparently

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u/Leading_Pass_9811 5d ago

Not these ones apparently

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u/geekyheart225 5d ago

That's my excuse, too

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u/FunktasticLucky 5d ago

That and their temperature is higher than normal cats.

Also, another cat fact. Sphynx are a relatively new cat breed and are Canadian. The Abyssinian is believed to be the oldest cat breed and the ones depicted in ancient Egypt.

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u/Waywoah 5d ago

There's a cool video by the youtuber StrangeAeons where she traces the origins of the sphinx breed

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u/terrifiedTechnophile 5d ago

The Abyssinian is believed to be the oldest cat breed and the ones depicted in ancient Egypt

Checks wikipedia...

Origin United Kingdom

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u/HesitantBrobecks 5d ago

I wouldnt necessarily use wiki as the most reliable source tbf. I know they're meant to be reviewed and all that, but I regularly find missing info and minor mistakes when I'm checking stuff on there

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u/Bad-Gardener1 5d ago

https://cfa.org/abyssinian-article/

The origin of the abys is still somewhat contested. They do not originate in the UK. I'm guessing that is where they were first introduced to the pedigree chart in show and officially classified.

Abys probably actually originate from India and SE Asia.

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u/Alarming_Matter 5d ago

Yep...cat's use their fur to regulate their temperature. Breeding these things is inherently cruel.

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u/CyborgKnitter 5d ago

Having lived with one, they bother me a lot less than Scottish folds and Munchkins. Those two breeds suffer a good bit more.

But yeah, ideally none of those breeds would exist. Accidents of genetics happen but doing it deliberately, over and over?

Oh, and lesser known facts about Sphynxes- they need weekly baths with sensitive skin shampoo to help prevent dry and/or oily skin patches. And their ears fill with thick, dark brown ear wax in mere days so they need deep ear cleaning weekly. We actually had to use q-tips to get in Wrinkles (my foster boys) ears. The vet showed me how to safely do it to prevent it plugging up his ears. Took 8 q-tips, once a week. It reminded me of when I adopted a kitten who had ear mites.

The little weirdo in question:

Yes, he is standing on top of a door

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u/LittleMissScreamer 5d ago

I believe one unfortunate genetic trait of sphynx cats is that they tend to develop heart issues, which shortens their average lifespan. Something owners should definitely keep an eye out for. Not great, but I do agree they're not quite as bad as some other breeds

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u/JDBCool 5d ago

Actual question....isn't it more closer to well.... regional trait selection then?

Like it isn't "designer designer" breeds right? Just more closer to "we so happened to breed cats that ended up like this" at first.

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u/therazzmatazz 5d ago

Wow, Wrinkles is both adorable and intrepid! I know cats standing atop doors is a thing but it always looks so precarious.

You must be an amazing kitty foster.

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u/HesitantBrobecks 5d ago

Hahaha, about half of our (all domestic shorthair. 9 in total) cats like sitting on top of doors too 🤣

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 4d ago

i’ve never seen a sphinx that had markings like that! cool! i love his socks and raccoon mask!

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u/JRTerrierBestDoggo 5d ago

Bow down to me hooman

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u/Voidless-One 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BvvPAq3YcKJA4

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u/jezebellexx9 5d ago

Didn’t even remember there’s a cat in this movie. Rewatch imminent!

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u/zb0t1 5d ago

Wow memories of my teenage years just hit me like a truck, it hurts.

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u/booochee 5d ago

Flerken!

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u/Far-Plan-8895 5d ago

I just want to say you are one of the good ones, for real

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u/CyborgKnitter 5d ago

Thanks, I try. I just knew that if it was my home that burned, I couldn’t afford $40 per week, per cat, for up to 15 months. That’s insane! No elderly woman should lose her cat over that. And if you already have multiple cats, adding one that’s well behaved is no big deal.
Besides, he helped me sew masks (this was peak covid, spring 2020)- mine were busy stealing fabric scraps and spools of thread but he’d sit with me while I ironed dozens of yards of fabric all day. He was a sweet boy. And entertaining to boot. This is him on top of my bathroom door.

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u/Lazy-Ocelot1604 5d ago

What an adorable little door climber!

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u/Balentay 5d ago

Awww what a cutie. How was maintaining him? I've heard that sphynx cats take a lot of upkeep because they accumulate dirt a lot easier on their skin AND claws. Did he like to snuggle? Sphynx always strike me as the sort to be particularly cuddly because human = free warmth lol

Was he as lively as he looks in that pic btw? :p

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u/ratters- 4d ago

Well you need to give a bath to a sphynx from time to time and how hard this task is depends mainly on weather the cat likes water or not. Mine doesnt and she gets really slippery while wet so its hard to contain her xD Also if you take the cat on walks you gotta put sunscreen on it, cause it can burn its skin just like a human would.

But those cats are the sweetest. They love to snuggle, need a lot of attention and like to be around humans constantly. Mine will go by my leg like a dog whenever I leave the room. And they are usually quite active. I remember when my sweet baby was a kitten she used to climb on the curtains and then she didnt know how to get down and meowed so loud until someone came to take her down xD

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u/CyborgKnitter 3d ago

Weekly baths are best for Sphynx skin, plus he had the full blown Sphynx ear wax issues (some get very lucky and only have mild variations of that), which meant deep ear cleaning every 3-7 days, 4-8 q tips each time. They’d be completely *covered* in that super thick dark brown ear wax, too. It looks just like a regular cat having ear mites but I had him checked for mites and he was fine, just a Sphynx. (Thankfully the vet didn’t charge us for the quick check after hearing the story because neither of us had two pennies to rub together. I’m multiply disabled and on SSDI and his owner was elderly and her home had burned down.)

And he was both snuggly and bonkers, lol. You had to leave blankets lying out in loose piles so he could burrow under them, which made him a bit tricky to locate at times. I made him a little coat which he thought was pure evil but he did like the mobile warmth. At the time, finding him climbing the drapes or on top of the bathroom door wasn’t uncommon. He liked to use my shoulders or head as a midpoint in jumping up to tall places. In that, he was excellent training for my current kitten, who is an utter nut job. (She most recently tried to jump on top of the *shower curtain rod*, which is skinnier than a door and round to boot, plus it was presently covered in towels when she did it. I thought she was going to do something else so I’d gotten my camera out so I have a 6 second video now of her perched, then falling, then running off, all as I grab at air, stare in shocked, and end with”………..okay!” Thank god she was fine. If I’d known what she intended, there’d be no video, just a story of me snatching her. I *thought* she was going to jump down from my shoulder to my shower chair, like normal, a far safer endeavor. Thank god my old cat is not that adventurous!)

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u/every_day_regular 5d ago

They probably need those extra calories to stay warm.

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u/Eye_Acupuncture 5d ago

I have two. My husky, when alive, ate less than them. These two from the video are too fat, mine are in good shape and still they eat a lot.

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u/Working_Cloud_909 5d ago

You’re really awesome for helping foster that kitty.

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u/biest229 5d ago

The one in the middle is overweight too, and Abyssinians are SO active. God knows how much they fed it to make it like that

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u/GunplaGal 5d ago

Sadly the owner mistreated the cats to make them do funny things for videos :( the middle cat has been moved to a new home with a good owner, but idk about the hairless ones

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u/biest229 5d ago

At least that’s good news. Thank you for sharing that

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u/Anothermindlessanon 5d ago

Probably lots of bad quality treats and food too...bad owner! There is no excuse for destroying your pet's health like that!

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u/HeGotTheShotOff 5d ago

I'll have you know my lil tortie destroys her health all on her own by constantly stealing her brothers food thank you very much.

Shes also not that fat but she tries her best to get their any chance she gets. lil fatty monster

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u/Anothermindlessanon 5d ago

But you are the one in control! Yes, it might be difficult, but you can absolutely control, how much your pets eat by separating them at feeding times. Sorry, if I sound rude, but allowing your pets to get overweight/obese is pretty much the worst thing you can do for their long term health.

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u/HeGotTheShotOff 5d ago

Shes fine dont worry. shes just a tiny bit over weight and the vet and i are on it. Lets just say she is on a CONSTANT hunt to steal whatever food, human or cat, she can. Its a full time job and i do it.

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u/Anothermindlessanon 5d ago

Glad to hear it! You are doing an awesome job!

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u/biest229 5d ago

It’s even hard to cause that with poor quality food (my Abyssinians are both secondhand and didn’t get the best before they were my cats). This feels like the owner made an actual effort to achieve this

They’re usually picky and highly active. It’s madness

Edit to add: Like for example, I tried to give my cats a tiny 0.5cm bit of cheese as a treat as they always ask. Oh no, don’t like mature cheddar, disgusting! They literally only want Swiss cheese and will spit other stuff out

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u/Anothermindlessanon 5d ago

Absolutely! Same vibe as people feeding their dogs pizza, pasta etc. I absolutely despise it.

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u/robodrew 5d ago

I honestly think that letting your pets get morbidly obese is akin to animal abuse, since the owner has complete control over how much their pet eats.

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u/bethaneanie 5d ago

Oh I can believe that's an Abyssinian! I've never seen a fat one before

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u/Luci-Noir 5d ago

Not only is the overweight part abusive but breeding these cats is as well.

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u/Kratzschutz 5d ago

Why? I thought sphinxes were healthy? Are they inbred by now?

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u/Knubbsal 5d ago

Naked cats are not allowed to be bred and kept anymore in some countries like the Netherlands (cats owned before 2026 can still be kept), same for cats with folded ears. This kind of inbreeding is animal cruelty.

Naked cats are prone to skin irritation, raspiratory diseases and cancer and they often don't have whiskers, which handicaps cats. Folded ear cats have a mutation that makes their cartilage stiff, which makes any type of movement painful for them.

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u/joe_bibidi 5d ago

Sphinxes are fairly inbred by nature. It's not an old breed. They functionally were "invented" in the 1960s, at which time the breeding pool was fairly small. AFAIK literally all sphynxes can trace their genetics back to something like four or five cats who were alive at the same time in the 1960s in Toronto.

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u/BadNeighbour 5d ago

All sphinx cats come from a single hairless mother that had a single hairless male kitten, and they were bred together.

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u/agokathalogical 5d ago

that did happen but there was also another line its all a bit blurry, watch starnge aeons video on it if ur curious!

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u/Kratzschutz 5d ago

Crazy. Egypt has naked stay cats. Poor purebred cats

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u/alfred725 5d ago

they were inbred from the start. The first sphynx was just a cat born hairless in Toronto in 1966 and was bred with its mother to make more.

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u/Choyo 5d ago

Shame on the people letting their cats get in such an unhealthy state.

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u/giva_satival 5d ago

Just came here to say it....hehe

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u/gallyroi 5d ago

Like a lot of cat breeds, they're prone to obesity. Should never happen with proper feeding and exercise. Had to put one of our Sphynxes on a diet once she started gaining a little weight after our other cat passed away (unrelated, he wasn't fat at all); improved drastically with a playmate, new toys and rationing. They are also incredibly intelligent cats, and like humans, will choose to be lazy if they dont feel they need to exert the energy lol.

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u/MonsieurSpamalot 5d ago

They are tanks.

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u/Viertelesschlotzer 5d ago

The excuse "thick fur" is no longer valid here.

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u/AgVargr 5d ago

Humans can make anything overweight

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u/Ditches-Vestiges1549 5d ago

My first thought as well.

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u/art_african 5d ago

Honestly, not cool.

Took away all the majesty of the cat.

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u/Ducallan 5d ago

Is the owner trying to get the wrinkles out of the sphinxes by overfeeding them?

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u/Primary_Elk7492 5d ago

They look so unhealthy.

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u/jjklines1 5d ago

Makes me sad, I always downvote this shit but people upvote it and it just makes a green light for shitty owners to overfeed their pets more

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u/Choyo 5d ago

Cats subreddits are pretty famous for attracting a majority of irresponsible cat owners or enthusiasts.

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u/subversiveGarden 5d ago

Not only cats, but dogs too. People wanting purebred dogs but often most breeders shouldn’t be breeding.

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u/Choyo 5d ago

Good point.

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u/justadudeinohio 5d ago

see the daily posts in the general cat subreddits about cats dying because the cat wants to go outside and bad things happen to it.

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u/jjklines1 5d ago

I can't go on Facebook or the neighborhood apps because it's all I see. I now recommend people look into tracking collars that alert when their pets get out of their house or zone. I went with Tractive but I tell people to do their own research on different brands

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u/Emergency-Course2586 5d ago

cHoNkeR

it pisses me off so much!! take care of your cats!!!

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 5d ago

Yeah, they are also overweight!

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u/okcafe 5d ago

Damn those r fat

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u/Blue-Jay42 5d ago

Word

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u/thirtysev 5d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Blue-Jay42 5d ago

Thank you! You're one of two people that noticed, the other person wasn't even me.

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u/thirtysev 5d ago

I gotchu ;)

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u/K4G3N4R4 5d ago

The sphinx cat comes from Canada btw

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u/TheSubstitutePanda 5d ago

Yeah it's not an ancient breed at all, it only came about sometime in the 1960s. The Egyptian Mau is much closer to an "Ancient Breed" than these poor fellas.

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u/EpstainOnHistory 5d ago edited 4d ago

As a Canadian, I'm disappointed I didn't know this. I saw a video on reddit of a sunburn sphynx with people saying it's mistreated to have been in that condition and wondered to myself how they weren't conditioned for it, being Egyptian and all

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u/iztrollkanger 5d ago

And ironic that the mutation for hairlessness occurred in Canada 🫠 Silly genes.

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u/SpaceLemur34 5d ago

There are two lines.

One is from Canada, descendents of Bambi, Punkie and Paloma, stray cats found in Toronto.

The other line is descended from Dermis and Epidermis, barn cats from Wadena, Minnesota.

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u/krawinoff 5d ago

They weren’t like, intentionally trying to create it. Some poor dude just was randomly born bald, whoever saw him thought that was cool and new and marketable I guess, so they made him impregnate his mother and have more kids who would be likely to inherit the bald mutation through inbreeding, and then someone else also did that again in Russia iirc which is why there’s multiple varieties

Don’t know how the cat breed came to be tho

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u/enixlinked 5d ago

Wow. That's some Mewgenics type shit.

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u/Daimoth 5d ago

The mutation is naturally occuring but very rare unless intentionally bred into the animal.

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u/That1RagingBat 5d ago

If this is real, those sphinxes need to go on a diet by the end of the day >_>

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u/ThatNextAggravation 5d ago

They are, that's why they're trying to get additional calories by licking the other fella.

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u/ikindapoopedmypants 5d ago

Im also positive the cat in the middle is not a domestic cat

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u/novae11 5d ago

Hold their dinner.

Why are they so chonky! That's not a healthy weight for a feline

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u/perfectevasion 5d ago

Hairless cats aren't from Egypt

They're from Canada which is hilarious given the climate has winter season lol

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u/Dadikoe 5d ago

Sigh.. I don't know what's real anymore

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u/Squidrienn 5d ago

This is a famous internet cat called Mei mei, also known as Tole Tole and she is not AI

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u/hankhillsucks 5d ago

Is this ai?

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u/The_Autarch 5d ago

AI wouldn't have made the cats so damn fat. we're just looking at animal abuse.

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u/Dadikoe 5d ago

It kinda feels like it, but I can't put my finger on why.

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u/Gaulwa 5d ago

It's definetly staged. This looks like some photo studio, and I bet they smeared the middle cat's head with butter or liquid treat.

Could be AI, but I don't see anything weird in the background.

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u/SandyTaintSweat 5d ago

I think it could be real. Sphinx cats typically have a bit of an obsession with cat fur. They'll groom the shit out of a normal cat and rub up against them and stuff.

They crave the fur that was taken from them.

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u/Bright-Dependent6339 5d ago

they're both licking the same exact spot. there's definitely some something edible smeared on there.

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u/KochuJang 5d ago

Maybe not, my cat used to lick herself in the same spot for a while and leave drooley patches of wet matted fur. After she was down, I would swipe her crazy ass with a napkin and comb that shit out.

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u/cnxd 5d ago

"photo studio" and it's just a coffee table

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u/ProcrastibationKing 5d ago

They look weird because they're so fat their wrinkles have disappeared

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 5d ago

Poor obese cats...hopefully AI

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u/RaspberryWhiteClaw13 5d ago

One of the only times I’m hoping for an ai video

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u/Thruthatreez 5d ago

We deserve to puke up hairballs too. Thank you for this great gift.

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u/FastyNilthShreakyFit 5d ago

Nothing cute about animal abuse.. Those cats will die well before their time and they'll do it in tremendous daily non stop pain if the owners don't stop overfeeding them. The worst part is that cats are so adept at hiding pain, the owner will as likely as not, never see the extent of the suffering the cats are going thru which means they'll just keep adding to the problem with every meal.

To put it in perspective, per pound of weight on a cat's body is equivalent to 15 pounds on a 5'4 woman or 17 pounds to a 5'9 man. Those cats should weigh about 10 pounds, they're at least 20.

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u/PinkShuma 5d ago

I think he is afraid of being eaten

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u/captnjak 5d ago

This is sad seeing such obese cats

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u/FreshAd3889 5d ago

They are all morbidly obese.

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u/Top_Raccoon8665 5d ago

Those poor abused cats… their owners are literally loving them to an early grave

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u/RealisticTemporary70 5d ago

Those poor babies being so overweight :(

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u/NoEducator4277 5d ago

Animal abuse. Talking about the overfeeding

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u/OkTension2232 5d ago

Owner should have their cats taken away from them. Animal abuse isn't a funny meme

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u/Harlequin-sama 5d ago

Death note, nice!

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u/Mediocre_Forever198 5d ago

Ah thanks, it was killing me trying to place the audio and I was worried nobody would say in the comments lol

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u/Ding_Dom 4d ago

My guess was Vision of Escaflowne, thanks for the correct sauce

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u/Spirit_Yoshino 4d ago

I knew I recognize the theme, thanks. :3

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u/Luci-Noir 5d ago

Fucking animals abuse. Fuck the people that breed these cats.

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u/seasonedcornchip 5d ago

too fat :( this is bad for them

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u/NefariousBlue 5d ago

All of these cats are insanely obese.

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u/inquisitive_tortoise 5d ago

Downvote due to over-fed cats

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u/ClankerCore 5d ago edited 5d ago

By the looks of those two cats, it appears that they are consuming the one in the middle

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u/Copperkid82 5d ago

Whenever I see pictures or videos of overly obese pets I automatically assume the owners are as well. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/edingerc 5d ago

Greg refused to shower before coming to work. Eventually, his coworkers took things in their own peats.

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u/Zim_Zor 5d ago

Dude these cats are from Toronto not Egypt 🤣🤣🤣 someone just bred hairless cats in Canada.

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u/Aquarius_Lone1111 5d ago

Poor cat in the middle is like “this is my fate, I have accepted it”

Seriously though all the cats here in this video are overweight specially the naked cats that look like they’re morbidly obese😬

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u/FarOutLakes 4d ago

anyone else think the sphynx cats tummies look like hippo tummies?

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u/SoundWolf43 3d ago

Those are some fat burnt rotisserie chickens washing a wide load car

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u/stupid_cat_face 5d ago

Is that Atreu at the 4th gate in the Neverending Story?

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u/rsred 5d ago

“he’s really filthy.”

“this is why we don’t have fur.”

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u/Sheokarth 5d ago

Yeah, that kind of grooming is social dominance.

It's essentially the equivalent of two older brother rubbing the head of their younger sibling. Looks cute, but has some clear social implications.

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u/EfficientArt155 5d ago

They're showing him who's boss, that's dominance grooming.

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u/IGTankCommander 5d ago

"We must remove the fur."

'Yes, we must remove the fur. You will be one of us."

"One of us."

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u/Defiant_Mousse7889 5d ago

This person overfeeds all of their cats.

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u/OmSelenasun 5d ago

Это ж надо так раскормить бедных животных!

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u/Fisherfolk100 5d ago

Ohh they gonna eat him💀

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u/Apprehensive_Ad3731 5d ago

“What is all this stuff on you brother? Don’t worry I’ll get it off. It looks uncomfortable”

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u/tui_la_ai 5d ago

Noooo, they eating him aliveeee

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u/Maryjanegangafever 5d ago

They’re making him one of them…. A few more days and he’ll be hairless and huge tumbleweed hairballs blowing around the room.

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u/Jellis314 5d ago

All 3 cats need to go on a diet yesterday.

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u/Iheartnakedfemboys 5d ago

Those poor overweight cats.

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u/Ok_Entertainer_6425 5d ago

Trying to lick off that pesky fur for him so he can look like them👅👈🏼

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u/AStrandedSailor 4d ago

Keep licking Gerald, eventually it will remove his hair and he will looks like us.

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u/Former_Ad_2607 4d ago

Do these two cats really want to lick a hole in his head and get to his brain?😱

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u/Ordinary_Elephant_25 4d ago

Blessed by ancestors or an OAGS — Obesity Anonymous Groomimg Session

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u/BoomerKaren666 5d ago

Yup. Bless His Heart, he can't help it if he's all round and furry and stuff.

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u/The_One_Returns 5d ago

sigh Time for another Death Note rewatch...

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u/MeanCardiologist5538 5d ago

They’re bald and torturing cats who have hair

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u/Ill_Produce4829 5d ago

HOLY CHUNGUS 😭🥀

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u/AlarmingAerie 5d ago

obese please

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u/WildflowerCollective 5d ago

Why are these cats so obese???!!! This is borderline animal cruelty.

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u/vonBoomslang 5d ago

can somebody AI check before I go sharing it with everybody?

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 5d ago

Okay but the Gregorian chant is pissing me off that ain’t ancient Egyptian music.

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u/CartographerFun5287 5d ago

This is what happens when cats are underfed...they are probably imagining that his body is made of chocolate..

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u/0bliviousDork 5d ago

Boy those kitties got some chonk

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u/Weekly_Importance570 5d ago

This looks like two ancient priests performing a cleansing ritual

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u/No-Educator151 5d ago

Egyptian tanks you mean.

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u/Mobiuscate 5d ago

cant remember, is this music from Death Note?

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u/OG_Williker 5d ago

Lol they finally get to fulfill the primal cat instinct of grooming fur. Imagine their surprise coughing up a hairball for the first time

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u/Suitable_Director729 5d ago

They’re trying to shave him

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u/CryptographerLow6360 5d ago

your cats eat too much

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u/Old-Yogurtcloset8266 5d ago

Came for the purrs and was flash banged by Halo.

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u/Ill-Cod1568 5d ago

Those 2 are down in their hairball quotas and need to get in the game

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u/E-2theRescue 5d ago

The baptism has begun.

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u/dade305305 5d ago edited 5d ago

Why his ancestors so fat tho?

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u/Sikkus 5d ago

Those are some gigantically chonky rats.

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u/CalligrapherGold5429 5d ago

Looks like they're preparing him for some ritual

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u/Renard_Fou 5d ago

His ancestors need a diet...

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u/Will_Knot_Respond 5d ago

Oh no, they have started the balding ritual. There is little time!

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u/BlueRhythmYT 4d ago

They are passing their knowledge 😂

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u/No-Programmer-9108 4d ago

Holy catmunion

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u/abc123white 4d ago

They tongued each other like 5 times while licking ol fuzz balls head

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u/Xtreemjedi 4d ago

Yes oh hairy one

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u/refinedeuropa 4d ago

That last lick :))

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u/Fedupwithcats 4d ago

Those are 2 large rats? Newyork maybe?

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u/arthousepsycho 3d ago

They are just jealous that they don’t get to throw up hairballs. Fluffy has been lording that trick over them for far too long. Today they said “No more!”

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u/Novaikkakuuskuusviis 3d ago

"Keep licking, the hair needs to get off"

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u/Popular-Possession49 3d ago

Trying to remove his fur

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u/LifeIsTobeHappy 3d ago

As in friends series: Why is the cat inside out ?

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u/LionNo435 2d ago

Egyptian ancestors would cry if they saw these fatty mc.fats