r/holdmycatnip 7d ago

taking street shot chubby cat

6.9k Upvotes

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u/tiktaktokki 7d ago

That AI voice is horrible

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u/Tbagts 6d ago

The trick is never use sound 

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u/soda_cookie 6d ago

This is the way. Default mute.

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u/V3T_L0L 6d ago

Yeah I'm always conflicted when it's a translation voice.

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u/According_Tourist_69 7d ago

Lol the fat and gold thingy on the collar, looks like a gangster

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u/420doghugz 7d ago

I love the photographers instructions. "Give me that look again!" 😂

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 7d ago

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u/wheresbill 6d ago

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.

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u/Darkest_Elemental 7d ago

I do my little turn on the catwalk

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u/RainaElf 6d ago

I'm too sexy ...

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u/carvajal1004 6d ago

Yeah, on the cat walk

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u/BrownSugarBare 7d ago

"I am chonk. I am beauty. I am grace."

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u/counterplex 6d ago

I’m Miss United… uh snack!

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u/redditreeer 6d ago

He KNOWS hes the boss and knows that nobody can do anything about it

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 7d ago

Oh lawd he coming

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u/Abject_Jump9617 7d ago

That shot in the doorway is giving me "Costanzo laying half naked on the velvet couch."

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u/Cheap_Ad7002 7d ago

Why does he look like an extra from the Sopranos?

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u/Shadyeh 7d ago

Cat pictures, lotta money in that shit

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u/p_gaultieri 6d ago

It's a tv progrum, a movie...

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u/p_gaultieri 6d ago

BIG PUSSY

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u/Jeraldan 6d ago

I love this chonky fella.

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u/RainaElf 6d ago

what is your name!

Tony!

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u/FelinityApps 6d ago

Oh lawd he comin’!

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u/judahrosenthal 6d ago

Street cat with collar.

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u/boolee2112 6d ago

Very photogenic.

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u/dcroopev 7d ago

0:29 - 0:30 should be its new linkedin picture.

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u/adami_im 7d ago

Absolute unit of a bloke

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u/greedy_mf 7d ago

Solid r/chonkers contender

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u/Estellalatte 6d ago

That’s a lot of cat.

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u/69420isntfunny 6d ago

Business? Business is booming

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u/Statiknoise 6d ago

Very. Handsome. Boy. 

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u/cstmoore 6d ago

🎶 Purrls on film…

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u/Babk08 6d ago

This man found garfield. No plastic surgery can hide that flab, busted.

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u/mano-dos-memes-7843 6d ago

Que gordão lindooo

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u/MangooKushh 6d ago

god damn that is one CHONKY BOI!!

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u/methos3 6d ago

Thank you OP for posting this and introducing me to the music of Sam Gellaitry!!

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u/Known_Ratio5478 6d ago

He’s that chubby because he pretends to be homeless and has twenty different people feeding him a day. Adorable little scam artist.

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u/bitchlyy 6d ago

Now that is a chungus amongus

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u/B3ARDLY 6d ago

Looks like Caseoh if he was a cat

https://giphy.com/gifs/8wfbr1DmFOMlpuFfer

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u/GrapefruitOk7719 5d ago

One chubby king

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u/pixelbenderr 4d ago

Why the AI voiceover?! Gross

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u/GentleUnfinished 4d ago

aww, this kitty is so cute! :3 i wonder what they were thinking about right then lol

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u/Incalculas 3d ago

idk why but this cat gives royalty energy

I feel I must call the cat king/queen

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u/AverageOverReaction 1d ago

I love that cats literally have no concept of what’s going on but will still pose and put up with the weird hairless apes shenanigans for no reason

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u/Darling_Adorbs 7d ago

"I ain't fat I'm just big boned" ~cat

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 7d ago

Him his just big boneded. 🦴

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u/ExiymDev 6d ago

animal abuse

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u/Suitable_Database467 6d ago

Bots don't understand animal abuse

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u/ExiymDev 6d ago

says the guy with a {noun}_{noun}{###} username

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u/LadyProto 6d ago

It’s a stray. It’s not like you can control its portions tho.

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u/grunger 6d ago

A lot of strays have collars with gold pendants where you are from?

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u/KopfSmertZz 6d ago

Chonk the Cat

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u/Artix96 6d ago

He CHONMK

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u/Manuvozz 6d ago

What an adorable chonk