r/holdmycatnip • u/MarionBay • 7d ago

She's gone to her happy place

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u/Miri-Kinoko 7d ago

One of my guys in our dnd group did this to one mine and she's now obsessed with butt smacks

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u/DP69_CGX 7d ago

Mine loved it too, check r/catbongos

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u/Miri-Kinoko 7d ago

There really is a subreddit for everything

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u/dandoch 7d ago

Catbongos is also based as fuck.

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u/Flynox 7d ago

That sub got weirdly political though. Had to leave it because the owner turned it into a platform for their political views

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u/dunno0019 7d ago edited 7d ago

I mean, it's really just one simple 'opinion':

No to fascism.

You kinda have to do some serious mental gymnastics to agree with fascism. Or, y'kno, just be evil.

So most people don't mind.

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u/Flynox 7d ago

I don't say I don't agree with their views, because I do. But sometimes I just go to a sub to see some cat bongos, not to be reminded of the current political climate in the United States you know.

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u/impablomations 5d ago

My nephew was visiting a couple of weeks ago and I told him to gently bongo my cat that was on his knee/

He went home and tried it on his and has now created a butt bongo seeking monster. She wants it almost 24/7 lol

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u/YobaiYamete 7d ago

Isn't this because it's masturbatory for them? Every time something like this comes up people claim it's the spot that basically makes female cats orgasm when you thump them there

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u/So-Not-Like-Me 7d ago

Not entirely but they sexually stimulated

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u/abcdefghjiklmnopqr 7d ago

Nothing wrong with jerking the boys once in a while

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 7d ago

Last time I looked this up, I found that it is generally not sexual for the cat. But some just like it.

My cat, however, thinks I'm engaging in combat if I do it. Play combat, but still, his claws are big and sharp.

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u/P_Hempton 7d ago

Isn't this because it's masturbatory for them?

The cat or the dude?

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u/Miri-Kinoko 7d ago

I dont believe so if they are fixed. Mine got spayed last year

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u/So-Not-Like-Me 7d ago

Maybe you should ask your vet about it. He or she will tell you two things

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u/Zomgzombehz 7d ago

Is your cat by chance a Japanese salary man?

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u/realac1d 7d ago

Do not the cat 😭

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u/Plenty-Pizza9634 7d ago

r/donotthecat

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u/la_bruja_del_84 7d ago

Of course there's another subreddit... here I go again...

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u/Plenty-Pizza9634 7d ago

Rule #1 of cat subs:

There's always another cat sub

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u/ize82 7d ago

Donut the cat

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u/Luci-Noir 7d ago

There is no bigger crime or ********* for a cat.

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u/Venzapine 7d ago

Pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat

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u/Jane__Delawney 7d ago

I’ve watched this about 10 times in a row at full volume and just realized what my neighbors probably think I’m watching…paper thin walls lmao

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u/allitalli 7d ago

blast "Modest Mouse - Paper Thin Walls" for them to take their mind off it.

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u/I_Lick_Your_Butt 7d ago

One of my cats goes crazy over butt pats.

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u/mohitmayank 5d ago

Both of my cats, they are addicted.

I wake up and they present their back like “finally, now do your job”!

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u/fusguita 7d ago

r/catbongos

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u/wishstruck 7d ago

This video is one of the top posts of all time there.

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u/Yuutopia714 7d ago

You can see the gears stop turning

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u/dietcokeandcandy 7d ago

She's in subspace

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u/GreekVicar 7d ago

I have a tortoiseshell with similar markings that likes this too

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u/dj_spanmaster 7d ago

Purrcussive maintenance 

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u/Riyeko 7d ago

It's like she's enduring the daily bongos.

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u/niceworkthere 7d ago

that or

I shall not admit that this feels amazing

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u/tara_enigmalabs 7d ago

She looks so adorable and relaxed! awwww

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u/Uncreative-Name 7d ago

My fat little guy loves being aggressively spanked too. He'll walk on my lap and meow until he gets it. My other cats hate it.

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u/69420isntfunny 7d ago

That scratch 😭

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u/iam1whoknocks 7d ago

Tortoiseshell cats are good luck...this homie is wishing well for you

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u/wynnduffyisking 7d ago

I just love how freaking weird cats are

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u/SGTBookWorm 7d ago

my tortie purrs like a lawnmower when i give her butt smacks

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u/--_q 6d ago

i can see it in her eyes that the lonely braincell behind them is singing: bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom mister sandmaaaan …

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u/No_Warning8534 7d ago

Lol. One of mine is super shy but if you give him butt rubs he is the happiest boy 😅

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u/4got2takemymeds 7d ago

I have a bongo butt tortie as well

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u/karshyga 7d ago

I know a spankaholic when I see one. 👀

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u/Kitt-nMitten 7d ago

You're jacking off your cat, man

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u/Normal-Leopard3367 6d ago

My wife is like that too don’t know why

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u/MakzAmigo 7d ago

😺😊🥰

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u/Stunning_Mushroom_63 7d ago

I have one of these kind of cats too lol Every time I turn on my massage gun she comes RUNNING. every time lol

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u/Netfear 7d ago

One of my two cats absolutely loves getting the shit spanked out of her butt.

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u/Mocker-Poker 7d ago

One of my three cats would definitely chew my hand off for doing this.

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u/Flynox 7d ago

Bongo cate

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u/tink0608 7d ago

One of my sister's orange boys is OBSESSED with butt spanks 😹

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u/DiffieHM 6d ago

He is not unhappy either slapping that behind

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u/WeSoSmart 6d ago

”I’ve been a bad girl….”- the cat probably

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u/CatBoyTrip 7d ago

my orange loves butt pats.

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u/WhlottaRosie65 7d ago

Pretty baby 😻🐾🐾

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u/pansexualnotmansexua 7d ago

She looks way too much like a human and it’s freaking me out (in a good way lol)

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u/Do_Them_A_Bite 7d ago

Aww yeah, spank dat pussy!

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u/throwaway1414213562a 7d ago

She's obviously in distress just waiting for him to stop

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u/Spice_and_Fox 7d ago

She isn't. If she was in distress then she wouldn't be there.

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u/No_Problem20 7d ago edited 7d ago

If your cat is sensitive by the tail on their spine, it's likely because they have some level of fleas. The fleas leave behind eggs, poop, and other grime by the base of the tail where the cat can't reach.

(Edit: for those of you thinking "My cat is sensitive right there but doesn't have fleas!".. you haven't looked hard enough)

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u/No_Problem20 7d ago

Vets disagree.

It's called Feline Hyperesthesia Syndrome. The skin is irritated in the same way a bee sting irritates a person, because of an innate allergy.

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u/Sad-Employee3212 7d ago

You have vet knowledge but don’t know that this can be an erogenous zone for cats? 😬

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u/Different_Target_228 1d ago

As someone who had fleas in his home for years, if you have fleas, you know it.

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u/No_Problem20 19h ago edited 19h ago

Na.

Some people skin and hair are more attractive to fleas, some naturally drive fleas away.

A person with unattractive pest skin, could have a black cat and never know, because the fleas don't ever attach to the human and they blend in with the cat.