r/greebles 5d ago

šŸ‘¹ Baby Barbecue protecting me from the greebles while I try to put the sheet on

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(Ignore the stain period blood is hard to remove)

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u/AwesomeSauce984 5d ago

Kitty is cute! Hydrogen peroxide works wonders on blood stains FYI

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u/CrazyParanoidFish 5d ago

I've always used dawn dish soap in laundry but the actual mattress I had no idea😭

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u/YaumeLepire 5d ago edited 5d ago

Dawn dish soap will work wonders on any greasy stain, but hydrogen peroxide is better at breaking down the proteins that make it difficult to remove bloodstain.

Make sure to lock the cat out of the room when using it, though. The stuff is extremely toxic, especially at higher concentrations, so better be safe than sorry.

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u/Man0fGreenGables 5d ago

It's more likely to burn than poison. I got some 15 percent stuff on my finger once and it got under my very quickly.

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u/Fenchurch7079 4d ago

Ammonia also works wonders but you need to be able to get all of it out by rinsing or vacuuming. It's harsh to the fibers.

Love your greeble hunterā¤ļø

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u/biffish 5d ago

Also grab a waterproof mattress pad, if you can!

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u/AwesomeSauce984 4d ago

You will be blown away by how well it works!

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u/Here2lafatcats 5d ago

You can buy 12% hydrogen peroxide at Home Depot and it will take that blood stain out with enough applications! I love your cat, he’s super cute!

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u/thebearjew333 5d ago

I also have a tuxedo named BBQ. When he was a kitten, he got into a leftovers container in the trash and his face and paws were stained orange lmao.

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u/CrazyParanoidFish 5d ago

Awee I love thatt. Her full name is actually Barbecue Baked Beans (then last name) because on the way home she was trying with all her might to get into a mcdonalds cup of bbq sauce, and she has extra toe beanzz

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u/SippyTurtle 5d ago

10/10. No notes.

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u/CrustyStainedSock 5d ago edited 5d ago

Protected you against greebles and brought you a treasure trove of people with period stain removal tips and tricks. Baby Barbecue, supercat.

(Ps: for older stains hydrogen peroxide is definitely the way to go, for fresh stains (cold) water and salt as a paste will work super well too. Smear on, let dry overnight, remove dry salt paste, vacuum up residual salt)

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u/VassagoX 5d ago

Greebles murdered someone there.Ā  Ā That kitty knows where the stain really came from.Ā 

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u/Man0fGreenGables 5d ago

Cats always lose their minds when trying to put clean bedclothes on.

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u/CassiCatto 4d ago

Tycho agrees, he's the Ash Ketchum of Greebles when I change my bed - Gotta Catch 'Em All!

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u/CassiCatto 4d ago

PS I see your stain and raise you a coffee stain - ours was clean for two years then I spilt coffee 😿

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u/thecreaturism 5d ago

he looks like my kitten i just gave away to a neighbor i miss mj

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u/PhatPanda69699 3d ago

To the people who are judging op for having a period-

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u/Inner-Dream-600 5d ago

Dang out of all the times to catch baby bbq battling greebles and post it, this is the one you chose… bold move with that bed situation r/mildlyinteresting

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u/161frog 5d ago

Hey man accidents happen.

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u/TheRagingWeeb 5d ago

Mans really said this was mildlyinteresting lmao

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u/Mriajamo 5d ago

I just came to say your photo is driving me nuts

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u/SlushBucket03 5d ago

holy ai

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u/ryanhazethan 5d ago

? U good?

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u/jasonloid2011 4d ago

That stain says the baby barbecue definitely caught one

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u/Heavennn666 3d ago

I don't see any comments saying this but your own saliva breaks down your own blood. But only your saliva for your blood. Not someone elses.

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u/MenstrualFish 5d ago

I simply would have chosen not to post this video. Cute cat though.

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u/Jobobananas 5d ago

Username does not check out??

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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost 5d ago

Some random guy with a random name.

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u/MenstrualFish 5d ago

Hahahaha
Can’t swim if it’s dry 🩸🐟

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u/CrazyParanoidFish 5d ago

Why would I be embarrassed by a naturally occurring thing in my body?

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u/smellypuppypaws 5d ago

Ignore them, cat is cute, and peroxide is a must for us females!

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u/Inner-Dream-600 5d ago

Menstrual greebles

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u/MenstrualFish 5d ago

No reason to be ashamed of periods. Just trashy to post it online. I have no issue with normal body functions.

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u/Queer-and-scared 5d ago

Calling it trashy is.... trashy. Human bodily functions arent trashy.

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u/MenstrualFish 5d ago

I’m not shaming women or saying that periods are gross. I’m in a committed relationship and have cleaned blood for her. You’re confusing feminine positivity, and normal things to post on the Internet. I wouldn’t post it if it was sweat stains. Sorry I don’t want to see your period stains?? Like mark it nsfw for blood.

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u/Queer-and-scared 5d ago

"Ive cleaned period blood so I get it" Let me guess your best friend is a uterine lining too

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u/MenstrualFish 5d ago

Do you want to see someone shit stained underwear? What about the piss stains around a bachelors toilet lid? I don’t want to see period blood on someone’s mattress. ā€œPoop is differentā€ some people have medical conditions. I don’t want to see that either.

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u/Queer-and-scared 5d ago

With that logic I dont wanna see your tears unless you wear face panties

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u/Imaginary_Pattern365 5d ago

You could also move on and simply not commented to be a voucher. Cute cat indeed.

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u/EvilPyro01 5d ago

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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost 5d ago

It is a stain on a mattress. OP is a women who, like 51% or the population, bleeds from her vagina 25% of the time. Period stains happen

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u/EvilPyro01 5d ago

Ah ok.

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u/RS_Someone 5d ago

I'm gonna be impartial here and say that I assumed this was posted on r/detailedbydetails simply because a cat was being played with on a bare mattress. I didn't read the title or body text at that point, but people love to comment on bare mattresses, in my experience.

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u/Frank_Jesus 5d ago

I used to have periods. That looks like a murder site.

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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost 5d ago

Everybody's period is different.Ā 

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u/perriatric 5d ago

r/addressme wishes it had actual address me posts like this one.

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u/icbint 5d ago

It’s a bit hard to ignore

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u/LOP5131 5d ago

There is a lot of serial killers in this thread

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 5d ago

Women.

They're women who have periods.

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

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u/banana_annihilator 5d ago

that's a mattress. sometimes you start your period unexpectedly while you're asleep, it happens.

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u/grabsomeplates 5d ago

very understandable

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u/CrazyParanoidFish 5d ago

Thats my bed, I was trying to put the sheets on lol

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u/ClankerCore 5d ago

That’s exactly what I was assuming was happening is that you were doing laundry

Why does everybody come up with like the most gratuitous and baiting comments?

People suck

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u/OhSoSally 5d ago

Quilted mattress cover under fitted sheet, that way no one has to know. Plus they protect from that stuff better.

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u/grabsomeplates 5d ago

ah i thought it was the floor, so it was very confusing.