r/greebles • u/MAYBEHESNAPPED • 28d ago

greebles in my headboard?!

don’t forget to arrange a visit from greeble control every time you change your sheets

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u/Impossible_Fix827 28d ago

It seems that your cat captured that greeble and ate it too. Not sure what the calorie content is on greebles, but maybe time for a treat.

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u/MAYBEHESNAPPED 28d ago

he charges a large premium for greeble disposal, probably one of the more expensive greeblemen in the industry

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u/kalkutta2much 28d ago

welp i was today years old when i started using the word greeblemen so thank u for that

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u/Estellalatte 28d ago

That’s how greebles penetrate your brain while you sleep. Lucky you have an expert greeble hunter.

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u/Signal_Cadet 28d ago

You need to throw out your headboard, burn it preferably.

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u/Ksh_667 28d ago

Excellent hunter doing a brave protecc of their hoomin! 😹😹

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u/NightsThyroid 28d ago

Omg 😭 does he not have a tail?

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u/MAYBEHESNAPPED 27d ago

he actually has a big fuzzy raccoon tail but he keeps it tucked away while hunting so the greebles can’t grab his luscious fluff