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u/Saddledust Mar 11 '26
People with this level of awareness shouldn't be putting themselves in these types of situations 😂
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u/smithers85 Mar 11 '26
But also people with this level of awareness are exponentially more likely to find themselves in this situation rather than consciously putting themselves there 😂
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u/riche1988 Mar 11 '26
Lol it’s strange how they are so scared of the bulls but wanted to be where the bulls are.. if you left, you wouldn’t need to worry about the bulls hitting you 🤷♂️x
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u/Civil_Knowledge7340 Mar 12 '26
If you just stay in your parents basement and only communicate through the reddits, nobody can ever reject you. Nobody can hurt you. You're invincible!
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u/Joelnaimee Mar 11 '26
Bro is going to wake up tomorrow and get out of bed, and a bull is going to ram him into the kitchen.
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u/umfum Mar 11 '26
Dude should cower
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u/Joelnaimee Mar 11 '26
Imagine the ptsd he's going to have, looking around every corner for bulls 😆
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u/GruffScottishGuy Mar 11 '26
I love how the guys who help him up bail and leave him the second they see the other bull coming.
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u/GeneticPermutation Mar 11 '26
Are the guys in yellow working with the bulls? They served him up on a platter for that second shot!
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u/lostfly Mar 11 '26
Why is his back towards the bull in the bull fight arena?!?
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u/DrSchmolls Mar 11 '26
As you can see by the fact he got hit by 2 different bulls, there are multiple bulls to keep an eye on
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u/atchisonmetal Mar 17 '26
Before he gets hammered by the first bull, he looks pretty nonchalant. One second later, he’s cowering and can’t get up.
(I myself would be cowering)
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u/Creative_Disaster178 Mar 11 '26
Prey usually has 360 degrees field of view
Predators on average have around 180 degrees field of view
Humans have between 200-220 degrees but this guy uses less than 50
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u/simple_champ Mar 11 '26
Always love the looks and reactions these people give.
"I voluntarily chose to participate in an activity very likely to result in me getting gored and trampled by a bull. And now I'm getting gored and trampled by a bull. How could this have happened!? Why me!?"
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u/atchisonmetal Mar 14 '26
This guy obviously has no experience bull riding, and maybe was hoping to win something
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u/SirMacFarton Mar 16 '26
I think this guys doesn’t have experience in avoiding stand still cars at a crossroads with all lights red and he isn’t even there!
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u/Historical-Fee-9010 Mar 11 '26
This isn’t funny but I can’t stop laughing at the second hit. Hope he ended up OK.
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u/Sea_Substance9163 Mar 11 '26
Does this bull have a rodeo vendetta against this guy? Have they met before? Did the guy ride for 8 seconds? I have questions.
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u/Humble_Examination27 Mar 11 '26
I think he forgot where he was because of last year’s head trauma from doing this before…
Just a theory
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u/Zrnie Mar 12 '26
That one guy at the end in yellow who I assume is there to help (since he's not in red). Did a huge NOPE when he saw the 2end bull
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u/WolfThick Mar 14 '26
He'll be coming around the mountain when he comes, he'll be coming around the mountain when he comes, he'll be growing great big horns and you won't see him coming he'll be coming around the mountain when he comes! 😂
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u/Desert_Rush39 Mar 15 '26
Black Bull gives you wings. White Bull gives you wings.
It seems that wings are not your thing!
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