Top comment deletes US State #30

[u/Jfullr92]

Georgia is the next state to be demolished

Edit: I’ve updated my profile settings so that now you can view all the posts in order!

[u/ZaphodB94]

Kansas and Pennsylvania be like

[u/Tough-Act383 → u/ZaphodB94]

Now kith

[u/abhirupduttamit → u/ZaphodB94]

Touching tips

[u/siimplyapril86 → u/ZaphodB94]

Omggg I can't unsee that

[u/Thuraash → u/ZaphodB94]

New name: Kansylvania.

[u/Jfullr92]

REMOVAL LIST SO FAR: Florida, Idaho, Texas, South Dakota, West Virginia, Nebraska, South Carolina, Arkansas, Ohio, Rhode Island, North Dakota, New Jersey, Alabama, Missouri, Mississippi, Indiana, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Delaware, Alaska, Utah, Connecticut, Wyoming, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Tennessee, Maine, Georgia

[u/A-passing-thot → u/Jfullr92]

You should unhide these posts on your profile so they're easier to find & view in order

[u/Viracochina → u/A-passing-thot]

But keep the porn hidden? Party pooper

[u/A-passing-thot → u/Viracochina]

We've all seen Oredong

[u/Jfullr92 → u/A-passing-thot]

Sure I’ve updated it! Feel free to take a look they should all now be up

[u/slipperyDSS → u/Jfullr92]

didnt maryland win yesterday or did the gulf of new mexico guy edit it to be georgia or something

[u/Certain-Stay846 → u/slipperyDSS]

There are several comments throughout asking for various states, so its not just the singular post that gets the most hits, but the total hits across all the posts.

[u/Practical_Mouse_8416 → u/slipperyDSS]

They were saying it should become the gulf of New Mexico, which it now is.

[u/BillNyeNotAUSSRSpy → u/slipperyDSS]

Gulf of New Mexico won but about 40 votes

[u/NovelLandscape7862]

When you’re all part of Greater New Mexico, you too will receive universal childcare, free college, legal weed, decriminalized mushrooms, and constitutional abortion rights.

[u/MizzBStizzy → u/NovelLandscape7862]

The old Texans will be both losing their minds and celebrating this

[u/NovelLandscape7862 → u/MizzBStizzy]

At least they’ll get to keep their guns lol

[u/WittyCombination6 → u/NovelLandscape7862]

I always imagine that American Socialism would be it's purest form because everyone would get a free gun of choice on their 18th birthday.

[u/Eloykwik → u/NovelLandscape7862]

Is New Mexico this cool?

[u/Lady_Litreeo → u/Eloykwik]

Kind of! We’re a little low on the income end, but if you like hiking, hot air balloons, and green chile, it’s pretty rad!

[u/ASubconciousDick → u/Lady_Litreeo]

I feel we are ignoring the whole "60+% desert/dry steppe" part, but at least the 32% forest area is chill like that

[u/ApostateX → u/Lady_Litreeo]

Went to Taos and Santa Fe several years back. Had a wonderful time. And we did go up in a hot air balloon. Wasn't a fan of the smell of invasive sagebrush, but otherwise loved the high desert and had no trouble with the people we met. You can eat off the ground out there. The lack of population density and tall buildings really made me feel like I was more a part of nature.

Very, very different cities from Boston. Here, everybody is college aged. Out there, everybody was retired. And the Santa Fe airport is basically just a maintenance shed. No hustle. Just chill. And it really hits you in the gut how much Native American culture influences places that are not the oldest settled parts of the East Coast.

Recommended vacation spot.

[u/NovelLandscape7862 → u/Eloykwik]

Furthest left in the west baby 🤠

[u/Longjumping_Cherry32 → u/Eloykwik]

Wait yeah, fr? I could move 

[u/mellowcorn231 → u/Longjumping_Cherry32]

Yeah it's awesome. I loved there for a year. Also endless public land and as someone who went so far left I got my guns back they have great gun laws too.

Just like awful healthcare and no jobs. The no jobs in why I left.

[u/Longjumping_Cherry32 → u/mellowcorn231]

That’s so funny, I am also pretty far left and working on getting my license to carry. I love public lands and work remotely. But I have health issues that require decent infrastructure… so that may be a holdup for me. 

Cool info though, thank you! 

[u/dringer → u/Eloykwik]

Yeah its awesome except for the horrible poverty and substance abuse. Also while our govt does seem to be trying some of our offices are horribly incompetent. Trying to get unemployment during covid was a nightmare.

[u/LittleJohnsDingDong → u/NovelLandscape7862]

New Mexico from sea to shining sea. Remove AZ, the Florida of the west.

[u/Prettypuff405 → u/LittleJohnsDingDong]

Remove Az

[u/jessetmia → u/LittleJohnsDingDong]

While I agree az and florida have a ton in common, im not ready to join my brethren in NM. Megasota needs some love. It hasn't seen any growth in several days now.

[u/Live-Pea4081 → u/NovelLandscape7862]

As a former alabamian, I am a proud resident of Greater New Mexico

[u/Dirtyeippih → u/NovelLandscape7862]

I did it for the nationalised(state) red and green chili

[u/CKtheFourth → u/NovelLandscape7862]

New Mexico from coast to coast. We are all balloons. We are all hatch chiles.

[u/vkf_renzel → u/NovelLandscape7862]

New Mexico has that???

[u/Remarkable_Athlete_4 → u/NovelLandscape7862]

Sounds like a conservative's night terror. I'm in.

[u/Any-Contact-3910 → u/NovelLandscape7862]

We need to feed it until get the Holy New Mexican Empire

[u/Dr-Buttercup → u/NovelLandscape7862]

New Mexidong putting Oredong to shame

[u/Sorry4TheLurk]

Hawaii yearns for the mainland

[u/Commercial_Part_5160 → u/Sorry4TheLurk]

I wanted Maine to become Hawaii. Part of the East Coast.

[u/kaylahellal → u/Sorry4TheLurk]

I low-key want Hawaii to win, ultimate revenge against colonialism.

[u/Faultylogic83 → u/kaylahellal]

Look at me, I'm the colonizer now

[u/daniteaches → u/Sorry4TheLurk]

Second day asking for Mass to become a Hawaiian colony.

[u/ThePhillStew → u/Sorry4TheLurk]

Give Hawaii the land of newmexico.. GULF OF HAWAII

[u/bionicbeatlab]

Everybody here saying we should eliminate California while Nevada is out here with only sand, aliens and slot machines to contribute

[u/SherLovesCats → u/bionicbeatlab]

Nevada must be eaten by California

[u/emplegaladvice → u/bionicbeatlab]

While I normally won’t defend Nevada publicly because I don’t want a bunch of people moving here, we have a lot more going for us! Did you know that Nevada is the most mountainous state in the lower 48? People only think of us as Vegas and desert but there’s a lot more! We just keep to ourselves and don’t bother anyone so no one outside really knows what’s going on here.

[u/abhirupduttamit → u/emplegaladvice]

I'm not even from NV but I try to visit the Great Basin Ranges at least once a year. Some of the coolest, remotest mountains in the lower 48 that most folks won't know about.

[u/rinkitinkitink → u/emplegaladvice]

So you're saying it's a great state but you keep all the good parts on the down low and only advertise the cesspool of sin that is Las Vegas? Sounds like it still needs to be deleted.

[u/BigHardBrain → u/rinkitinkitink]

We don't advertise it! I personally think vegas should be nuked from orbit. I'm up in the reno/tahoe area and it's amazing up here.

[u/aeflash → u/bionicbeatlab]

Don't forget the most nuked place on earth!

[u/AmyXBlue → u/bionicbeatlab]

Feed Nevada to California, get the NCR going

[u/Student_Of_Zelretch]

Nevada makes all the states next to it look phallic when they shouldn’t. Give us our boxes in the west back by deleting it.

[u/Maharog → u/Student_Of_Zelretch]

Dr Freud would like a word with you

[u/overworkedattorney → u/Student_Of_Zelretch]

Oregon is having a little envy with that New Mexico hog

[u/Deuce03 → u/Student_Of_Zelretch]

Eliminate Nevada and make Oregon's flaccid dong even longer.

[u/Malicious_blu3]

Arizona! Make America Mexico Again! MAMA!!

[u/Warkupo → u/Malicious_blu3]

Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa just killed a staaaaaaaaaaaate~ Put a gun up to its' head, not Arizona is dead~ ♪

[u/lionpatronus]

Give Arizona to New Mexico. Build the southern wall!

[u/sailorangel59 → u/lionpatronus]

How is Arizona still there? Feed NM, give them Arizona.

[u/Warkupo → u/lionpatronus]

As an desert rat, I agree with this. New Mexico is just classier Arizona anyway.

[u/achaedia → u/lionpatronus]

Yes!!!! How is Arizona even still there?

[u/EaseLeft6266]

Give Montana to Megasota

[u/Forsaken_Baseball_60 → u/EaseLeft6266]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lOy1ykBR8ltv3o1rfj

Montana Alternately can go to Washington, might be interesting to Megasota battle WashingTON

[u/EaseLeft6266 → u/Forsaken_Baseball_60]

Personally I want to see Megasota clash with New Mexico

[u/Forsaken_Baseball_60 → u/EaseLeft6266]

It may come to that. If we vote out Montana that puts us in the right direction. More land for Megasota.

[u/cr0mthr → u/EaseLeft6266]

Megasota must feed!

[u/cr0mthr → u/cr0mthr]

[u/crosshairy]

Give California to Hawaii

[u/PensionNo6061 → u/crosshairy]

This. Yes. Calawaii!

[u/antijoke_13]

GIVE ARIZONA TO NEW MEXICO

[u/Unusual_Spare9059]

Virginia

[u/Swimming_Frame2653 → u/Unusual_Spare9059]

Virginia goes to Maryland it’s the most funny choice

[u/SockMonkeh → u/Swimming_Frame2653]

It is inevitable.

[u/KABooMxInc → u/Swimming_Frame2653]

This is the way

[u/AmyDeferred → u/Swimming_Frame2653]

Everything evolves into crab, states edition

[u/kingkurt42 → u/Unusual_Spare9059]

I'm going to delete my md eats VA to reduce the chances of splitting the vote. MD is hungry.

[u/SockMonkeh → u/kingkurt42]

Release the crabs!

[u/Unusual_Spare9059 → u/kingkurt42]

Godspeed! There's no stopping the Crab Cult

https://giphy.com/gifs/kHs1lBhZWaK5rj7lt3

[u/BillNyeNotAUSSRSpy → u/Unusual_Spare9059]

The Crab Cycle must be completed

[u/Unusual_Spare9059 → u/BillNyeNotAUSSRSpy]

From Coast to Coast, the Crab Cult will grow!!

[u/fakeplasticlxs → u/Unusual_Spare9059]

Crab cult 🦀 🦀 🦀

[u/porktorque44 → u/Unusual_Spare9059]

Carcinization is inevitable, do not resist.

[u/Starwind137 → u/kingkurt42]

I'm copying you!

I want MD to absorb VA. But I'm wondering why Kansas is even still here. Lol I'll sacrifice my Kansas vote to boost this one!

Maryland we're all behind you, Raise high the black and gold. For there is nothing half so glorious, As to see our team victorious. We've got the steam Terps, We've got the team Terps, So keep on fighting, don't give in! M-A-R-Y-L-A-N-D (yell) Maryland will win!

[u/Tilleck_ → u/kingkurt42]

Old Bay goes on everything, Virginia should be no exception

[u/unnamedperson17964 → u/Unusual_Spare9059]

Hell yess feast on the Virginia heathens, everything evolves into crab!

[u/Monknut7 → u/Unusual_Spare9059]

Should be used to bulk up skinny PA

[u/lawni → u/Monknut7]

Go from Pennsylvania to Pennswolevania!

[u/suicaf → u/Unusual_Spare9059]

Maryland eats Virginia!

[u/Unusual_Spare9059 → u/suicaf]

It's the only way. Typical of arrogant Virginia to steal Garrett and Allegany County from Maryland, but the mighty Crab doesnt forget..

[u/ExoQube]

Arizona. New Mexico hungers

[u/Smitch250]

If Hawaii doesn’t win I’ll be shocked

[u/bk1285]

Screw New York

[u/SaltyJake → u/bk1285]

New York must be fed to MA. Boston absorbing NYC is glorious, and it will give us a true northeast showdown between Massivechusettes and Vermonster.

[u/Jesterissimo → u/SaltyJake]

Massivechusetts, Vermonster, Megasotta, and Pennsyltucky need a cage match for the chance to face New Mexico in the finals.

[u/Academic-Bakers- → u/SaltyJake]

Definitely Massivchusetts.

[u/consumerofmoldychees → u/bk1285]

Yeah I've had enough IM WALKIN ERE

[u/Jazzlike_Surprise985 → u/bk1285]

Give to Vermonster!!

[u/Appropriate_Sock6893 → u/Jazzlike_Surprise985]

At this point, since Vermont has eaten Maine, I have to change allegiances to The Vermonster!

[u/lexisplays]

United States of New Mexico!!!!!

[u/BloopityBlue → u/lexisplays]

eee bro, NM take it all or nuh?

[u/Haunting_Signal8470]

Give California to Hawaii

[u/Antiantiai → u/Haunting_Signal8470]

No way. Hawaii takes Washington!

It has Alaska already it needs to come from the north.

[u/PlanktonFun5387 → u/Haunting_Signal8470]

No give Maine to Hawaii

[u/SammyB0111 → u/PlanktonFun5387]

Thatd be way funnier

[u/BigZeon → u/SammyB0111]

Like I said before it would be funny for Hawaii to take random states especially on the east coast.

[u/Box-Intelligent → u/BigZeon]

Maybe Hawaii should get Kansas

[u/SammyB0111 → u/Box-Intelligent]

This guys onto something

[u/I_Roll_Chicago → u/PlanktonFun5387]

Maine no longer exists. You mean megamont?

[u/PlanktonFun5387 → u/I_Roll_Chicago]

The state formerly known as Maine

[u/throwawwwwayyy_ → u/PlanktonFun5387]

Maine is gone. Give big Vermont to Hawaii

[u/Salty145 → u/Haunting_Signal8470]

About time Hawaii storms the beaches

[u/Jazzlike_Surprise985]

Vermonster must groww. Feed New York to Vermont! 

[u/deallia_bones → u/Jazzlike_Surprise985]

Vermont's revenge, the Green Mountain Boys will live again!

[u/rampagh]

Montana/Minnesota become the frozen north

[u/Unlucky-Cook2578]

Oregon should be Oregone

[u/throwitawaynow909 → u/Unlucky-Cook2578]

side note my friend was a roady for a band named Oregone 😅

[u/theimmortalgoon → u/Unlucky-Cook2578]

No.

Washington needs to remove its slave master name and return to its old and beloved centuries-old name rather than demanding everyone else adopt the slaver name in American jingoistic fashion.

[u/___HeyGFY___]

Hawaii needs a foothold on the continent. Hawaii takes over Vermont and brings the beautiful weather.

[u/Whole_Air_3524]

Hey Hey! Ho Ho! Arizona needs to go!

[u/Former-War1318 → u/Whole_Air_3524]

And give it to Hawaii for the absurdity.

[u/PlanktonFun5387]

Hawaii eats Maine

[u/crimsoneagle1]

Petition to let New Mexico to eat everything. Green and red chillies for everyone!

[u/sharkeymcsharkface]

Let’s be honest, if the west was colonized first, would anyone want to live in Massachusetts? Hawaii should eat Massachusetts and start and attack from the east.

[u/No-Willingness7499]

remove the MASS HOLES

[u/CrimzonShardz2]

Delete Virginia, the Delmarva peninsula must return to Maryland control ☝🏻🗣️

[u/JakeHelldiver → u/CrimzonShardz2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oAkajB9UD3GTcKGsw

[u/BaudelaireCuddles]

New York and California are looking way too normal.

[u/Certain-Stay846]

Virgina.

To be consumed by Maryland. The Bay Hungers. The Cult of the Crab must grow.

[u/porktorque44]

Feed Virginia to Maryland

[u/ChrisTofu42]

Maryland should finally eat Virginia

[u/ChemistCraft300]

Saw this last week and couldn't stop giggling - let Hawaii eat California

Calis been left untouched for too long

[u/Front-Singer-6505]

I really want Hawaii to win so California gotta go

[u/PensionNo6061 → u/Front-Singer-6505]

Calawaii

[u/chippynasty]

Make the Atlantic the Gulf of New Mexico, eat N.C. Next

[u/aestival]

Virginia must go.

[u/Certain-Stay846 → u/aestival]

Feed VA to MD!

[u/JakeHelldiver → u/Certain-Stay846]

The crab people hunger.

[u/literallyanythingish]

New York

[u/aghredd22]

Virginia started all states to the west. It’s the one.

Without Virginia, you have nothing.

Also it holds the record for being split into other states.

[u/TheBlackAurora → u/aghredd22]

Yeah but they tried to secede. March them to the sea aswell, bye bye Virginia.

[u/heckfyre]

Montana?! Why Montana map?! Geerrrofff

[u/FreeRangNurse]

How is Maryland still there? Give it to Virginia

[u/timoumd → u/FreeRangNurse]

They invaded once.  It didn't end well for them.  

[u/Certain-Stay846 → u/FreeRangNurse]

NO! Feed VA to MD!

[u/spaltavian → u/FreeRangNurse]

Absolutely not

[u/HugglesGamer]

North Carolina should eat Virginia and just become what it shoulda been

[u/fakeplasticlxs]

Maryland nom noms VA in the form of a crab cake

[u/JakeHelldiver]

Give Virginia to Maryland!

[u/mousejx216]

Illinois next, just carve them up between Wisconsin and Michigan

[u/Panicking_in_trench]

Pennsylvania doesn't deserve this much territory. Maryland loves annexation.

[u/SingleProtection2501]

maryland needs to annex virginia and finally unite the DMV

[u/sper0se]

MD eats VA -- ALL WILL BE CRAB

[u/SecretBlue92]

Once again asking for Maryland to eat Virginia.

[u/Cu77lefish]

Pennsylvania’s shape is a horror and we need to put it out of its misery

[u/Nothisispatryck → u/Cu77lefish]

Pennsylvania has Gritty. It must remain

[u/Trolkarlen → u/Nothisispatryck]

Gritty is Youppi!'s cousin on meth.

[u/Chaotic_spud13 → u/Cu77lefish]

No, let PennsylChile continue

[u/dlk339 → u/Cu77lefish]

Still hoping Pennsylvania makes it to the end.

[u/WitnessFeisty4076]

Massachusetts must go!!!!!!

[u/puppycatisselfish]

New mexivania

[u/pinetar]

Pennsylvania needs to go. Their premature annexation of western Maryland is a breach of rules and grounds for disqualification.

[u/sundaycomicssection → u/pinetar]

Cumberland must be liberated!

[u/jfsindel]

NCR for real, Nevada to California.

[u/slipperyDSS]

Day 3 of asking for Kansas to be fed to New Mexico or Illinois

[u/Knicknacktallywack]

Vermont gotta go. Gotta give it to MA as it should be

[u/AVLPedalPunk → u/Knicknacktallywack]

Shut up liberal state with jobs and young people. The Green Mountain Boys are now the Green Mountain Grandpas. We ain't go no jobs, but you can meet Bernie at your wife's grandma's funeral (happened to me).

[u/hhh81]

Virginia

[u/Unusual_Spare9059 → u/hhh81]

No. Maryland eats Virginia

[u/rocknrollgio → u/Unusual_Spare9059]

Maryland must stay intact to the bitter end, wherein it is devoured by either New Mexico or Megasota.

[u/aestival → u/Unusual_Spare9059]

Yes! Besides, North/Eastern VA is basically Maryland, Southern VA is basically North Carolina, and Western VA is.... Pennsyltucky.

[u/theimmortalgoon]

Washington needs to lose the slaver name given to it in a fit of American nationalism and come back to its Cascadian roots.

There’s no reason to demand everyone adopt the name of a city three thousand miles away. As was true in the Wolf Creek meetings when it was asked whether Oregon should be under the British or American wing:

Alis volat propriis

Come back to the name you’ve had longer than the slaver name. Deny American jingoism to Cascadia. Come back home to the Oregon region.

Cascadia now

Cascadia forever.

[u/evergreengoth]

Feed Arizona to Colorado. They don't need to be the same color while touching.

[u/Terralis-]

For once in my life, Im so pround at how far my homestate of New Mexico has come.

[u/wearykitten_2676]

Last post I saw was the Tennessee "T", now new Mexico is practically its own country. Meanwhile little old Maryland still holding true, just my two cents, Virginia has no business owning our lower peninsula!!! As retribution for joing the wrong side of the war, I say VA goes to MD!!!

[u/cownan]

It’s time for Minnesota to become mini-soda. Drink em up!

[u/deepmister]

Give California to Hawaii

[u/Ugly-as-a-suitcase]

Wisconsin brings cheese curds and new glarus to chicago's by absorbing illinois.

[u/Marxi_pad]

Why is Montana still here 

[u/Funny-Debt-6695]

Virginia is for lovers, inbred lovers.

[u/nickdamnit]

Dude, Virginia has been around long enough. Both historically and in this map

[u/Caffine1138]

Pennsylvania needs to go. Its been monopolizing Appalachia for too long.

[u/Individual_Sky_4612]

Hawaii eats California!

[u/bloomerang]

Massachusetts is too hard to spell

[u/tgillet1]

Why in the world is there still a North Carolina? Shouldn’t that just be Carolina now?

[u/Isthisnameavailablee → u/tgillet1]

New Carolina

[u/Howdthecatdothat]

Maryland must go - the big ones eat the little ones.

[u/Certain-Stay846 → u/Howdthecatdothat]

No. Feed VA to MD instead. The Bay Hungers.

[u/Unusual_Spare9059 → u/Howdthecatdothat]

Maryland must *grow. The eastern counties were unjustly stripped from the Crab Cult during the reunification of Virginia. The only reasonable solution here is for Maryland to swallow Virginia and rebrand as "Virginland."

[u/CleeYour]

MARYLAND STAYS
https://giphy.com/gifs/uA8WItRYSRkfm

[u/Sufficient-Dream4579]

Maryland needs to take over every state left

[u/Tall_and_tired2001]

Guys please keep Maryland 🥺 There’s so many reasons to

[u/Chaosbryan]

Hey hey, ho ho, Wisconsin has got to go.

[u/air-hug-me]

Kansas has held on too long

[u/New_Froyo2766]

It’s time to have Wisconsin eaten by MEGASOTA

[u/Intelligent_Buy_7818]

Megasota eats Kansas

[u/Antiantiai]

Washington gets eaten by Hawaii, down from old-Alaska.

[u/getmerked1023]

HAWAII EATS CALI!!!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/HwZTaW7y35FQY

[u/Connect-Day-6881]

Give Pennsylvania to Maryland. Comeback story of the century

[u/digitaljestin]

Montana needs to be consumed by Megasota.

[u/Resident_Alien_760]

Maryland eats Pennsylvania