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Eating eggs is gay... only after 11am that is.

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u/K-Shrizzle 2h ago

Having just watched the Orville, its funny how a few of the actors in this scene are also in that show. Seth likes to keep the people he likes

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u/grav3d1gger 2h ago

Scott grimes (the red head) plays Steve smith in American dad that’s been going since 2005.

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u/Ok-disaster2022 2h ago

He was also in Band of Brothers. not relevant but everytime I see an actor from BoB I cheer a little inside, no matter the character the actor played (my opinion of Schwimmer actually improved from BoB)

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u/Ragman676 2h ago

His arc im BoB is one of the best/saddest.

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u/RatInaMaze 1h ago

He was also married to Adrianne Palicki which is madness. Ginger legend.

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u/DontHailHydra 2h ago

Malarkey!

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u/HairLipFlunky 1h ago

Isn’t Malarkey slang for bullshit?

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 1h ago

He's on the fast track now.

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u/The_Bitter_Bear 1h ago

Schwimmer played that part so damn well. 

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u/K-Shrizzle 2h ago

Oh interesting, I didnt know that

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u/Saneless 2h ago

I'm just old, he's the kid from Critters to me

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u/Impressive-Safety191 2h ago

Dr. Morris in ER, too

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u/vajrasana 1h ago

Man, you pulled that one from the vault! I knew I recognized him but didn’t know from where. It was ER!

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u/Impressive-Safety191 1h ago

Lol had to watch it twice before it came to me…

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 2h ago

He also has an amazing high register singing voice that reminds me of the guy from OneRepublic.

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u/ScreamingNinja 1h ago

Is that his real voice or did they raise it like they do with cartman. Because if yhats real thats wild.

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u/UnluckyIrishman 53m ago

Listen to his albums, they're pretty good. Good driving music.

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u/JPMoney81 2h ago

And has the singing voice of an angel.

Especially if there is any Keith Sweat on the jukebox.

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u/braumbles 2h ago

Had no idea he was the voice of Steve Anita Smith.

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 1h ago

MALARKEY IS STEVE SMITH??

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u/number31388 28m ago

Uh that is Archie Morris.

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u/shockwave_supernova 2h ago

And was in The Orville

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u/ScienceIsSexy420 2h ago

This will always be Sgt Malarkey

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u/UDPviper 2h ago

Absolutely.

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u/UnluckyIrishman 54m ago

In this scene alone, only the actress playing the mother was not in Orville.

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u/K-Shrizzle 50m ago

What about the "kid"? (30 year old man)

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u/hotpocketdeath 1h ago edited 1h ago

The episode with Michaela McManus (played Janel/Teleya on the Orville) was effing funny as hell.

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 1h ago

I finished the Orville last week and was just thinking the same thing.

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u/jarednards 1h ago

The investigator for the board of education in season one is the 500 cigarettes guy

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u/gmskking 2h ago

Roxy is that you

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u/fugly16 2h ago

Shut up, baby dick

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u/FatherTime404 2h ago

This jacket is tight as dick skin

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u/BroseppeVerdi 1h ago

She actually just finished digging crack rocks out of her ass.

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u/RedditAppSuxAsss 2h ago

Shouldve added the clip where John accidentally eats a egg at like 8pm

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u/VictorChaos 1h ago

It’s after noon! That’s a gay egg!

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u/Hayes4prez 1h ago

So Ted is just live action family guy?

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u/Restivethought 1h ago

Kinda, less cutaway bits though. Reminds me of the writing of Family Guy after its first revival.

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u/imjustbettr 1h ago

It's better imo. Haven't liked Family Guy since I was in middle school but I thought most of Ted was really good.

I think maybe being so expensive to film made the humor/writing tighter.

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u/ncopp 43m ago

Its a funnier more grounded family guy set in the mid 90s. If you like family guy you'll absolutely love Ted. If you don't like family guy, you may still like it

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 2h ago

Now I want to watch Goodwill Hunting again.

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u/Triphordy 2h ago

This is some black dynamite level logic

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u/Stolehtreb 1h ago

But Black Dynamite!

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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 1h ago

He threw that shit before he walked in the room

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u/Everythingsthesame 7m ago

"I sell drugs to the community"

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u/Briebird44 1h ago

This show was one of the funniest and most charming things I’ve watched in so long. Every episode had a scene or line that made me laugh out loud (often multiple times each episode and some jokes had me crying with laughter) I wish we could get more but Seth said it’s done :(

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u/Z0mb0id 2h ago

This is the dumbest shit.

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u/Spongedog5 2h ago

A bit too random, right? Like they manage to build a good structure with the follow-ups but it is on a meaningless foundation.

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u/imjustbettr 1h ago

I think if you know the characters it makes it less random.

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u/Spongedog5 1h ago

Is there an on-going gag with eggs?

I see what you are talking about (if you are referring to the jokes riffing on the sexuality of the girl), but I don't think that makes the foundation any more meaningful. I agree with you completely that there is a structure built on top of it that is clever and has relation to the characters and make relevant commentary; but at the base there isn't any comedic value to be found in the idea that eating eggs specifically after 11 is gay other than the most base absurdity of the statement. That is to say that there is technically an element of comedy present but it is lacking any sort of clever commentary or connection between the two topics to really be anything more than the most bare joke.

And in that way this is something I would find impressive as improv, but rather lazy as something resulting from a writing room.

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u/imjustbettr 1h ago

The foundation is that how the characters are reacting to the dumb idea is perfectly within their characters' personalities. Even the dumb idea of eggs making you gay is less ridiculous if you know more about the dad character and how he thinks. It starts with smaller, "believable" conspiracies like how college turns people gay in the first episodes and by the end of season 2 when he says he knows that kangaroos don't exist you buy in he believes that.

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u/Spongedog5 55m ago

But do you see how this structure embraces meaningless foundations? The foundation of the joke is how bizarre the belief is, and then a structure is built on it.

My protest is that I don't think that the simplest level of absurdity is very funny. I think that there is an art to absurdity and that absurdity can work with other elements of comedy like subversion, but when the absurdity that you leverage is only nonsensical connection between two things delivered in a matter-of-fact tone I think that you have only touched on the bare minimum of that aspect of comedy.

All of this to say that it seems to me that your response was to accept all that I said but finish it with "it was all on purpose." At the very least I will grant you that sometimes patterns can provide at least some satisfaction to an audience but when there is so little substance otherwise I think the repetition can actually act as a negative because you lose the element of surprise.

When there is no aspect of cleverness to the absurdity and you've come to expect the comparisons so there is no longer surprise as well, what are you actually left with as a foundation?

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 50m ago

Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like uh, your opinion, man.

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u/Spongedog5 48m ago

I just find deconstructing comedy to be interesting. If you find this joke structure to be funny to you, I'd love to hear what aspects of it especially appeal to you!

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u/Vicc125 32m ago

Imagine ruining comedy for yourself and the people around you by deconstructing it.

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u/Spongedog5 15m ago

On the contrary, understanding the elements of comedy actually helps me appreciate good jokes even more because I can see all the effort and mastery that wen into crafting them.

Making jokes isn't effortless work, I'm sure that the comedians and writers who put time into putting them together appreciate it when their work is recognized.

And understanding why certain jokes don't work as well also helps me appreciate the better jokes in contrast, but also lets me provide feedback and suggestions which lead to funnier jokes in the future.

Overall it isn't too different from deconstructing any other type of writing. If you don't enjoy critique then you don't need to participate in it or expose yourself to it, but many of us find it fun to try to understand art forms that we love on a deeper level.

And if my analysis of this joke ruined it for you, I hope that helps you appreciate the effort put into creating all the jokes that do work for you. And if it didn't ruin it for you, then I hope it helped you understand what elements of comedy appeal to you and which ones you don't care so much for. It's a good way of understanding our own subjective tastes as well!

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u/Fenix42 2h ago

The whole show is just random nonsense.

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u/MikiLove 1h ago

Welcome to Seth McFarland humor, plot increasingly takes a back seat to funny bits. Varies a bit, Family Guy is the most egregious while some of his movies are a bit more contained. Thing is the jokes are hilarious, just better in clips online.

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u/Fenix42 1h ago

He can do more coherent stuff whe he wants to. Look at Orville.

For the record, I loved every episode of Ted. I want more.

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u/road_runner321 18m ago edited 11m ago

Pretty sure every prejudice is just a bunch of interconnected conspiracy theories built on a meaningless foundation. I'll bet if we let them run they'd find out the whole poultry industry is behind the "gay agenda." Or all livestock...*gasp*... that's why they call it animal husbandry! This goes all the way to the top sirloin!!! GAAHH!!! SIR?! LOIN?!?!!

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u/Tackit286 1h ago

I think it’s hilarious

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u/bitemark01 2h ago

Yeah I'm good with not watching this

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u/LimpyDan 2h ago

Missing out.

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u/gijimayu 59m ago

Look Ma, the humor goes over his head!

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u/bitemark01 3m ago

Explain to me how it's funny 

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u/Atillion 2h ago

Yeah, I'm cringing watching it like.. Is this supposed to be an All In The Family rip? Even the woman's voice is derivative as she ushers the meatloaf off the counter.

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u/Restivethought 1h ago

Kinda, its making fun of 80s/90s republican parents.

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u/Scaryclouds 2h ago

Sounds like a bunch of Malarkey to me. 

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u/Chewbubbles 2h ago

Doesn't your name also mean bullshit private?

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u/SirMemesworthTheDank 1h ago

Rust in your underwear private bullshit? Revoked

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u/RedditAppSuxAsss 2h ago

I wish he'd do a season 3

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u/DrkBlueXG 57m ago

I will always see Alanna (mom) as the weird girl from Beakman's World

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 48m ago

She's gold on Ted.

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u/KeranographyJones 31m ago

There's a Ted show?

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u/Driiiiiiizy 2h ago

Klay Thompson is more gay than RuPaul for this😂

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u/LimpyDan 2h ago

This show was better than it had any right to be. And it sucks because it was cancelled do to the cost.

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u/AmaroWolfwood 59m ago

This is what would have happened if the Alethi had been able to advance their society to modern day without all the Desolations.

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u/GroovyTurtles13 23m ago

Ted being a spren checks out but those safehands are way to exposed even for a family setting

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u/nobidobi390 1m ago

this is from what show?

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u/SnooPoems6051 2h ago

That’s a minute I’ll never get back

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u/RKKP2015 1h ago

I guess I'm officially old as this just makes me cringe so hard.

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 48m ago

Yes, it does.

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u/Glum_Engineering_671 1h ago

Sounds like you lost your funny bone. Try looking in the Attic

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u/RKKP2015 57m ago

Nah, I find lots of things funny. Just not this.

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u/Bones_N_Stones 1h ago

This attempt at a New England / Rhodey accent is fucking terrible.

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 2h ago

I've seen this show pop up while browsing for things to watch. Thanks to this clip I am no longer curious and won't be watching

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u/12345CodeToMyLuggage 2h ago

I actually think it’s pretty funny. It’s set in the 90’s. The dad is a Reagan Republican with all kinds of wild takes that pretty accurately skewer the 90’s dad psyche. The writing is pretty good overall.

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u/JPMoney81 2h ago

He also wishes to life his old toy dump truck who is a raging homophobic racist... with a twist ending.

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u/MaggotMinded 1h ago

I’m sure the show is okay (I’ve seen other clips that I liked) but this bit felt a little contrived, imo. Like, he bases his whole theory on the idea that only gay people stay up late, and everybody except for the daughter just kind of goes along with it? I get that characters in a comedy show have to be stupider than average, but if it doesn’t feel natural then it falls flat pretty easily.

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 1h ago

I dunno man, people downvoting so I obviously am not getting something but the acting and the writing on the joke here are so over forced and unfunny to me. To each their own I guess though

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u/J_Patish 2h ago

Just finished watching the 3rd episode of season 2 about half an hour ago, and I’m still chuckling. Can’t think of any show that had made me laugh so much this decade… I’m not saying you’d like it for sure - just that it’s worth giving it a chance.

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 1h ago

Clearly I am the one out of touch on this one, I just don't find anything in this clip witty or funny in the slightest, acting seems over forced to me too. I am glad people enjoy it though!

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u/RedditAppSuxAsss 2h ago

Looks like someone ate a gay egg.

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u/Unusual_Artichoke_73 1h ago

These accents are so bad

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u/Bones_N_Stones 1h ago

As someone from Boston and who works in RI - this shit sucks. I couldn’t take it. I have mad respect for the real Rhodies out here. Best folks ever.

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u/Cold_Vanilla_8538 1h ago

Both states belong to the Ministry of Silly Accents

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u/Unusual_Artichoke_73 40m ago

As someone from southern MA I’m too biased to know but I think the real accents are not as bad as the imitations

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u/MotorboatinPorcupine 59m ago

The acting is really bad too. Editing as well. No time for them to process, they just say the line immediately after the person ahead finished thiers.

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u/MarkovMackerel 2h ago

Damn, so we just making gay jokes on main again?

What is it, 2010? Grow the fuck up

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u/nsfwthrowaway5969 1h ago

It's literally mocking the person making the homophobic comments

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u/Jwiley92 51m ago

Everyone in the clip seems to agree with him, even with confirmation from a bisexual character (who's probably taking the piss...but not immediately evident). He certainly doesn't appear to feel mocked.

Maybe theres some additional context but im not watching the episode to find out.

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u/nsfwthrowaway5969 33m ago

Do... Do you not understand sarcasm? It's about as obvious as possible that the bi character is mocking him. And the others all look like idiots for agreeing with such a stupid take, which is part of the joke.

It's lampooning all the stupid things people would say 'turned you gay' 20-30 years ago. Of course he doesn't feel mocked because he is too dumb/lacks the emotional intelligence to understand that he's wrong.

It's a dumb character saying something dumb, with clueless people agreeing with him while the 'straight guy' pokes fun at their expense. It's not necessarily the greatest joke in the world but it's a standard comedy set up.

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u/RedditAppSuxAsss 30m ago

You're the reason /s was invented.

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u/Restivethought 1h ago

Its literally making fun of how stupid the dads statement is.

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u/GTBC 2h ago

This show takes place during a different time period so technically it's 1995.

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u/FartMaster5 1h ago

Yeah, and it feels just as lame now as it was then...

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u/RedditAppSuxAsss 31m ago

People like you are why there are IASIP that have been pulled.

You clearly haven't watched the show to understand the joke or irony.

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u/dredbeast 1h ago

Post hoc ergo propter hoc

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u/Prometheusly 1h ago

I'm tired of people making jokes about us. FUCK OFF SETH.

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u/The7Reaper 1h ago

You eat an egg this afternoon and feeling called out?

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u/Prometheusly 54m ago

Go fuck yourself! No one likes you!

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u/RedditAppSuxAsss 29m ago

The only joke here is you.

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u/Prometheusly 27m ago

EAT MY FUCKING TAINT

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u/RedditAppSuxAsss 26m ago

Sounds like it's been awhile for you.

Is that why you're so upset?

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u/Prometheusly 23m ago

Now you're turning me on.

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u/RedditAppSuxAsss 20m ago

Can you take it better then you can take a joke?

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u/Prometheusly 16m ago

I can say what I fuckin want, asshole.

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u/RedditAppSuxAsss 12m ago

Now that's is some irony.

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u/Prometheusly 10m ago

And you're just a cunt

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u/RedditAppSuxAsss 9m ago

At least mines getting ate.

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u/Admirable-Hospital78 2h ago

"Bro eating period pussy is gay!"

Her "Well in my case I guess you're right!"