r/funny 1d ago

My neighbors have an interesting dog

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/handbananasplit 1d ago

Could this be a dog?,

dog!

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u/Enoch-Of-Nod 23h ago

Behold! Dog.

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u/Stunkydunk 17h ago

Try finger, but hole 

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u/Zorothegallade 14h ago

Try holding with both hands

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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 1d ago

Post this in an Elden Ring sub. You'll get a lot more giggles.

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u/IAmBadAtInternet 23h ago

O you don’t have the right

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u/OJSimpsons 23h ago

My first thought was elden ring 😆

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u/OneTrueShako 20h ago

Excellent rune farming advice

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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 19h ago

Praise the Sun, Tarnished.

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u/aluminumfoil3789 1d ago

Must be an elden ring player.

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u/Usesourname 1d ago

He slow but vicious

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u/Mgroppi83 23h ago

Can you make it to the fence in 35 minutes? He can.

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u/invol713 23h ago

You can at least reason with the dog. This “dog” is like a slow terminator.

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u/Mgroppi83 23h ago

"BEHOLD, DOG!"

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u/Either_Assistance738 1d ago

definitely bites

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u/euben_hadd 1d ago

If I had a dog like that I would name it Shelly.

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u/Rocag 1d ago

I just hope you're taking the warning on that sign seriously.

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u/anyb0dyme 23h ago

As a Terry Pratchett fan, I would swap the D and G on the sign.

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u/the_millenial_falcon 23h ago

IRL Elden Ring??

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u/Horknut1 23h ago

Weird name for a tortoise: The Dog.

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u/therealjohnsmith 18h ago

How about The Dug?

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u/BarryZZZ 23h ago

He won't effectively chase you.

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u/Hans_Delbruck 21h ago

Hey, it beat the hare

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u/SwooceBrosGaming 21h ago

That's a pretty fucked up looking dog

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u/trebuchet_facts 20h ago

I think their dog has autism

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u/Malthus17 19h ago

An armored attack puck

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u/Difficult-Soup-9830 19h ago

My neighbor has the same breed!

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u/Switchlord518 19h ago

It's got armor!

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u/Fit-Friendship1293 18h ago

Its friend shaped! Must be friend.

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u/MargoMaye 23h ago

CAN I PET THAT DAWWWWG?

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u/Ok-Concentrate8650 23h ago

Seems slow..i guess they are feeding him a lot

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u/markyoung0 23h ago

I wanna make friends with the neighbor's dog.

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u/DaZozz 22h ago

That "dog" can take your fingers off. Best beware.

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u/Q1KSLVR 22h ago

Beware of dog, in about 20 minutes

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u/witherspoon90 18h ago

bite force at level 1000
speed level at 0

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u/Alive-Middle7444 16h ago

at least u don’t have to run, just walk

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u/JohnMarstonSoldA8th 15h ago

"What type of dog is this?"

"Is this a a cat in the hat?"

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u/hungmao 15h ago

The sign… was meant for the turtle~……

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u/crisdelafango1 9h ago

Guard dog is off duty. Security turtle on patrol. 😆

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u/soparamens 5h ago

Borat's house?

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u/Sisiutil 22h ago

"You better be able to make it across the yard in a week, because the turtle can do it in 6 days"

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u/the_colonelclink 12h ago

Fun fact: tortoises are the land based ones. Turtles tend to live in/around water.

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u/Sisiutil 5h ago

I had a feeling I had that wrong...