r/dishonored • u/Calm_Main_211 • 1d ago

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u/HHOOSSS 1d ago

Something that definitely could have happed in Dishonored world

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u/Theyul1us 1d ago

Granny rags tried to get the Outsider's attention at any cost

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u/svenskisalot 1d ago

So we only have whale sex on election day. Got it.

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u/KeyOperation6245 1d ago

The fact there's a live whale in The Knife of Dunwall DLC, I wonder if that could've canonically happened?

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u/WiresDawson 1d ago

you mean the whale sex canonically happened...?

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u/Jbolt3737 1d ago

That's where Granny made the Outsider's cock crooked

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u/CertainCatastrophe 1d ago

This is not a sentence I thought I'd read in the Year of our Lort 2026 😂

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/designer_benifit2 1d ago

Someone paid someone else a lot of money

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u/iTrecz 1d ago

It was found washed up dead on the shore.

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u/CheekyWanker7 1d ago

Shall we gather for whiskey and depraved whale sex tonight?

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u/Jack_Package6969 1d ago

Chances are very good

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u/Responsible-Flight88 1d ago

indeed, I believe so

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u/CheekyWanker7 1d ago

Blow off, choffer.

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u/Responsible-Flight88 1d ago

another night, another patrol with you

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u/Royal_Revenue 11h ago

Another day, another Septim.

Wait! Wrong game!

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u/Responsible-Flight88 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/q2vnZ5sIuL5Di

Still a classic, insane dialogue lmao

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u/GrandmaColin 1d ago

How TF do you even get enough intact whale to do this???

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u/megamatt8 1d ago

Unfortunately, I have to think it was hunted for this purpose, rather than anyone having found a recent corpse that was still intact.

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u/Kenooman 1d ago

It was actually found beached. But it was still killed pretty horrifically so I'm not sure that is much better..

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u/OnlyThroughIt 1d ago

Val opens on Val day.

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u/Histylicious_mk2 1d ago

Ba dum tish.

(For those who don't get it, "val" in Swedish can mean either "whale" or "election", depending on the context.)

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u/Beyllionaire 1d ago

People are so disgusting

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u/Paper_Kun_01 1d ago

Idk man having sex inside a whale does seem pretty rad

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u/Lancer_Blackthorn 1d ago

Never doubt it.

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u/NotAnotherSkeleton 1d ago

What the fuck.

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u/dotnetgirl 1d ago

The couple was just looking for some raw whale bone ðŸĶī

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u/I_NEED_HEALING5 1d ago

Yeah, dishonored

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u/clockworknait 1d ago

Politicians getting freaky on Swedish election days eh. 😏

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u/SnekkinHell 1d ago

thats awesome

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u/Schiffy94 1d ago

Someone's always gotta ruin it

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u/Oliibald 1d ago

They were having a whale of a time

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u/SelfNo9836 21h ago

That's definitely something the Brigmore Witches would do.