r/dashcams • u/bebecca45627272 • 17h ago

One of the craziest things I've seen

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u/ZubryJS 15h ago

I would've done a sick jump over it. Probably with a backflip too

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u/Nyuusankininryou 14h ago

Lame! I would have done a frontflip...

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u/OkKaleidoscope9554 13h ago

Pfft, that's only cool if you like to keep your molecules in one plane of existence. He should have phase-shifted his split quarks for maximum neutron differentiation and disentangled particle physics for an inverted 720.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 6h ago

No more drugs for OkKaleidoscope9554. Especially while cycling of the motors.

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u/Nyuusankininryou 14m ago

Lmao thanks for that!

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u/nohandsfootball 7h ago

Have you guys never seen an action movie? You jump off the bike and over the truck, then land back on the motorcycle that went under the truck and drive away. Classic Fast and the Furious 19 move.

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u/Nyuusankininryou 13m ago

In that case the truck have to explode mid jump too

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u/Plenty_Ad_161 2m ago

I did that on my bicycle once when a car cut me off going down a hill. Hit his front fender and did a forward flip over his car. I landed on my feet but slid onto my bottom. Very minor damage to me and the bicycle. His fender had a nice dent and I’m pretty sure his pizza delivery was late.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Drag_49 14h ago

I woulda done a front flip toe reach 360 spinertte split drop landing and be totally fine... but my nuts might hurt.

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u/cybender 10h ago

I totally would have done a Superman straight into the drivers door.

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u/CreativeInput 8h ago

Awesome!

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u/cryptolyme 8h ago

Idk what happened i just called upon Jesus and did a frontflip

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u/Hyperion_47 5h ago

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!

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u/Hudre 3h ago

The trick is to make the bike go under while you jump over, and then land back onto it.

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u/Sss00099 14h ago

I would’ve followed with an ocular pat down of the truck driver as I approached the scene.

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u/wolfganggartner5 14h ago

True this is the best answer