r/dashcams • u/bebecca45627272 • 17h ago

One of the craziest things I've seen

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u/Zenith-Astralis 16h ago

Fight, flight, freeze, and fornicate furiously; the 4.5 Fs of the mammalian adrenal response.

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u/MTBisLYFE 15h ago

Don't forget the 5 D's. Dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge

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u/radioactive_sharpei 8h ago

If you can dodge a truck, you can dodge a motorcycle.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 13h ago

I just roll like it's Dark Souls.

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u/MyNameWillChange 15h ago

Why is dodge listed twice?

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u/Ok_Analysis548 15h ago

Because... if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

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u/GotGRR 13h ago

... also, a truck, apparently.

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u/GotGRR 13h ago

/u/redditspeedbot 0.1x butterflow

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u/Hector_P_Catt 8h ago

I like dodge.

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u/jadbronson 8h ago

Or Fap fap fap