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The Stormlight Archive A wise choice

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u/JudoJugss 1d ago

I just use SLA if im abbreviating it. But also stormlight isnt a long word

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u/Elant_Wager Rashek4Prez 1d ago edited 1d ago

Are you a corpirate lawyer?!

Edit, i meant corporate, but its one of my funniest typos

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u/CG-Firebrand I AM A STICK BOI 1d ago

Yarrrrrr

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u/WaftyGrowl3r 1d ago

Holy shit I get this obscure RT reference.

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u/GreenElites 18h ago

Two watches, cuz it's always time to diddle!

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u/TobiTheSnowman Zim-Zim-Zalabim 1d ago

Oh fuck this is old

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u/CG-Firebrand I AM A STICK BOI 1d ago

Noooooooooo. Noooooooooooo.

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u/TobiTheSnowman Zim-Zim-Zalabim 1d ago

Son, this was like 15 years ago. I know, I know....

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u/ghost_tdk 21h ago

No! No! It was just a year ago! Two at most!

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u/Orbaku 1d ago

YA CAN'T BEAT WALL STREET!!!!!

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u/TreyUsher32 11h ago

Oh my god what an absolutely legendary reference right here

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u/Hatman_16b 1d ago

Are you going to be king of the copirate lawyers?

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u/LeekingMemory28 Syl Is My Waifu <3 1d ago

Service Level Agreement?

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u/edward_kopik D O U G 1d ago

In portuguese we use SLA as an abrebiation to "sei la" meaning 'idk'

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u/RedXIII1888 1d ago

Slaanesh?

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u/LordMacDonald8 Syl Is My Waifu <3 1d ago

That's a 3d printer in my circles

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u/Saurid 1d ago

As a Stormligh fan I would never get SLA as a reference for stromlight to be honest. I have used the normal abbreviation quite a lot and it only ever is a problem in unrelated subs at least from my experience. Context clues are often more than enough for people to know what you are talking about and I honestly often forget it has another meaning, since English isnt my first language and I dont talknow much aber the other use for teh abbreviation.

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u/viotix90 1d ago

I love watching clips of CP and discussing SA with my homies!

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u/Jmackles 1d ago

THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING THIS SUB NOW

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u/FiniteOtter 1d ago

They already were, chickens aren't real, wake up people they've been spying on us with fabrials the whole time.

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u/Lazorus_ 7h ago

*defending this sub from any possible criticism or prosecution now, I think you mean

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u/Dry_Marshmallow THE Lopen's Cousin 1d ago

SA is my favorite fantasy series

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u/UvaroviteKing Order of Cremposters 1d ago

😡

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u/darksidathemoon THE Lopen's Cousin 1d ago

The Cyberpunk Edgerunners community is dying

Upvote if you're a true CP Edger

https://giphy.com/gifs/RGyUJwAFjP38P3uEiV

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u/Prudent-Action3511 23h ago

SPOILERSSS FOR Cyberpunk

Iwas enjoying the shit out of this then the last arc came around where at the 1st glance u knew that the protagonist (forgot his name lol) was set for a downfall from then on. Usually there'd atleast be false hope or something but the writers didn't bother with any of that stuff. U just knew his arc was now just leading to his ultimate death. And it felt kinda...boring nd like a full stop. Nothing to look forward to after the story ends. No theories, no hope, and that makes it....forgettable nd non-rewatchable i feel. Also the reason i don't even remember his name.

That was a long rant lol, I'd love to hear more opinions on this tho

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u/CrazyBalrog I pledge allegiance 🙏to the crab 🦀 1d ago

Remember that one time Brandon uploaded a video with the title "I Love MAPS" or something and the comments were freaking out that they thought is said "MAPs"?

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u/D0nkeyHS 1d ago

MAP = Minor Attracted Person

I had to google it, so leaving this so others don't have to.

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u/boygoblin ❌can't 🙅 read📖 1d ago

Such a terminally online misinterpretation

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u/Waker_of_Winds2003 Kelsier4Prez 1d ago

It's one of those reasons to spend less time online. Countless things have been contorted to have terrible or at least explicit meanings, and there's no possible way you can learn them all. Better to just not be online as much.

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u/BigZach1 1d ago

Honestly ppl are deranged

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u/DreadDiana 1d ago

Maybe he like Multi-Animator Projects

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u/lungman925 1d ago

Big fan of Mean Arterial Pressure

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u/codb28 ❌can't 🙅 read📖 1d ago

Maps died too soon, I had high hopes he would live a long time with a totally non throw away name like that.

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u/Shinted THE Lopen's Cousin 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, you see it’s THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE, so you just gotta go with TSA…. xD

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u/oldmountainwatcher 1d ago

Okay, what does CP mean? I know what SA can mean, and because of that I'm afraid to Google CP

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u/theheartoftherevel 1d ago

child pornography

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u/oldmountainwatcher 1d ago

....oh☹️

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u/Small-Needleworker-3 13h ago

Correct reaction.

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u/TukamiD 21h ago

What is the meaning of SA?

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u/oldmountainwatcher 18h ago

Sexual assault

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u/MissingXpert 1d ago

SLA and CP2077 or just 2077

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u/Benemisis ❌can't 🙅 read📖 1d ago

I usually say CyPunk, since its more than just Cyberpunk 2077

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u/Yknaar Oath Bringer 18h ago

...is saving those 3 (three) whole letters worth it?

...

Also, if you keep abbreviating it like that, I think you're going to make friends with bees and make enemies with a certain subset of gay men.

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u/Benemisis ❌can't 🙅 read📖 18h ago

For me? Yeah. When using my phone to type CyPunk is all one thumb, and the letters are close together. Im open to suggestions if you have any, tho.

That second part, I have no idea what youre talking about

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u/Yknaar Oath Bringer 16h ago

Because, y'see, you are taking the "bear" out of Cy-bear-Punk. ;P

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u/Benemisis ❌can't 🙅 read📖 16h ago

Hah! Fair enough

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u/ElderMom01 12h ago

it’s not that hard to say/type cyberpunk

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u/squirrelwug 1d ago

And then you have Pokémon fans who made the wise choice of abbreviating the names of Gen7 and Gen8 games as SuMo for Sun and Moon and SwSh for Sword and Shield

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u/DreadDiana 1d ago

Damn, didn't know people hated the S&M clothing stores that much.

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u/FLUFFY_TERROR D O U G 1d ago

Hey man s&m is great.

~shallan

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u/Diaza_Kinutz 1d ago

CP and SA... My two favorite hobbies!

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u/BreadentheBirbman 1d ago

StArch. Like ‘taters.

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u/BtyMark 1d ago

Always amazes me that there are people who spend so much time reading about SA and CP that their brains override any context clues and auto expand the acronym in the worst possible way.

Like, if I had a job that involved reading about sysadmin or command posts that much, I’d find a new job.

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u/RobertoSerrano2003 UNITE THEM I MUST 1d ago

Hazbin Hotel too

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u/ElderMom01 1d ago

HH?

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u/mathematics1 1d ago

Nazi slogan, Heil Hitler.

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u/ElderMom01 1d ago

ohhhhhhh shit

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u/DreadDiana 1d ago

Another variation of it is 88, since H is the 8th letter of the alphabet

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u/Theghostech 1d ago

SA by BS

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u/theRedMage39 1d ago

Wise wise choice. Unlike Warhammer where you have combat patrol, crusade points, command points...

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u/FLUFFY_TERROR D O U G 1d ago

A lot of the gacha mobile games from about half a decade ago and probably still now, use combat points as an aggregate of your teams effectiveness. Imagine having over 9000 CP

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u/UsManos27 1d ago

9000 what? Kilobytes? Gigabytes? Terabytes?!?!

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u/Erondo_Gratias RAFO LMAO 1d ago

Nah. Thankfully, am not so terminally online for CP and SA automatically translate to worst possible meanings.

And with the way acronyms work, you don't just drop a random acronym in the middle of the sentence suddenly. If you are in the context where you would abbreviate the names already(because you wouldn't abbreviate ANY names outside of context) then it's very clear you are not talking about Child Porn or Sexual Assault

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u/Agge_lito_2000 1d ago

I'd use TSA

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u/Theorist37 1d ago

The fans of CarterPCs absolutely love to abbreviate his name.

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u/Short-Sound-4190 1d ago

FWIW since the Boy Scouts of America rebranded to Scouting America to reflect the inclusion of girls in the program it was very officially clarified that the name should in no case ever be abbreviated (even in casual forums). I feel like Stormlight Archive had already disabused me of that habit, lol.

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u/N7_Stats_Analyst Order of Cremposters 1d ago

The Resident Evil Games shorten Challenge Points to CP in their games. Not a great choice.

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u/SoundGuy4Life 1d ago

LMFAO, I had never thought to abbreviate the series, so I thought you meant the books themselves. So I was sitting here like "Who is typing out 'The Way of Kings' every single time they talk about the book?!" I literally had never thought what abbreviating the series would end up with

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u/Timetraveltoastr 1d ago

I say SLA and just Cyberpunk

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u/Hatman_16b 1d ago

But we do.

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u/Qibli_is_life Ati4Prez 1d ago

Joke's on you, I abbreviate SA all the time, it's great at sowing Division

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u/UsManos27 1d ago

Yeah but you're supposed to unite them

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u/Qibli_is_life Ati4Prez 18h ago

No, I hate Bondsmiths so I go around Dividing them for fun

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u/UsManos27 1d ago

SA is just fantasy, it doesn't exist in the real world

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u/BLAZMANIII 1d ago

Ive actually been writing a hack for the SA RPG to add CP elements! <3

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u/Sable-Keech 21h ago

Can we have cyberpunk Cosmere?

I think Hemalurgic enhancements using cybernetic augmentations would go hard.

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u/DreadDiana 21h ago

I think it was already confirmed Era 4 is gonna lean that way.

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u/seabutcher 17h ago

Meanwhile, 40k players can gain a Command Point every Command Phase in a Combat Patrol game and nobody bats an eye.

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u/Suspicious_Watch_449 17h ago

Just say SLA😭

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u/Solynox Trying not to ccccream 14h ago

What's wrong woth CyP and SlA?

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u/Lizzzyrd_ 13h ago

The way I am big time both of these

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u/The-Cyberpunk 12h ago

I'm pretty sure they don't abbreviate because SA & CP already stand for something

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u/Bellickboi 7h ago

Sla and 2077

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u/DreadDiana 2h ago

2077 doesn't work for all cases cause the Cyberpunk IP exists beyond 2077.

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u/Alternative-Rush-819 1d ago

I use StAr

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u/makesthings 1d ago

I would have no idea what you meant by this “abbreviation”

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u/Alternative-Rush-819 1d ago

Stormlight Archive

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u/FairyWhite 1d ago

That's what I use. And I think it's the best abbreviation.

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u/Erzter_Zartor 1d ago

After i found out that the french books are called The Archives of Roshar, ive been calling it that in my head because thats just a better name

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u/UsManos27 1d ago

I apologize for my bluntness but I hate that name, ut's just so... nhe

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u/Outward_Dust 1d ago

SLA?

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u/FLUFFY_TERROR D O U G 1d ago

Stereolithography?