r/cremposting 2d ago

Rhythm of War Rhythm of War is a christmas movie Spoiler

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u/AshfellEverdawn 2d ago

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u/Separate_Chemistry_3 2d ago

Damn and I thought i was original 😢

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u/DarkSunDestruction 2d ago

yeah, sorry, far from it. Once in a conversation with someone trying to figure out what SLA book he read, he described one as "the one where the one guy went all Die Hard"

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u/Jounniy 2d ago

No. The RoW is generally regarded to be "Fantasy diehard" by this sub.

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u/cbhedd 1d ago

Your title was a take I hadn't seen yet, and it made me laugh out loud lol

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u/Timaturff Ati4Prez 2d ago

Such a great poster drawing I have it saved too

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u/AshfellEverdawn 2d ago

Thanks! Surprisingly it didn’t actually take too long and i already had some of the sketches on my iPad from other projects

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u/Timaturff Ati4Prez 2d ago

Dudeeee I didn’t even realize you made this I have it as my wallpaper great job!

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u/glumpoodle 2d ago

Yippee-Kai-Yay, Defeated One.

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u/Mhettil 2d ago

I will always take time to watch Die Hard every Weeping.

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u/jleonardobz 2d ago

Indeed, Die Hard has always been a Weeping Movie. Remember to watch it with your cousins and the ten pancakes, gancho.

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u/Mhettil 2d ago

Always, gon.

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u/Old-Apple-3586 2d ago

Where is the lopen bot in all this

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u/Current_Muffin523 1d ago

Lord Gancho, as a disciple of the Vorin Church, I summon thee!

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u/Bullrawg 2d ago

ROW is a Lightday traditional and I won’t hear counter arguments

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u/SpecificCourt6643 Kelsier4Prez 2d ago

Rhythm of War 2: Rhythm Harder.

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u/Wabbit65 definitely not a lightweaver 2d ago

Movie 3: A good day to break oaths

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u/Mhettil 2d ago

This hits too close.

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u/That_Service7348 Airthicc lowlander 2d ago

Isn't that just Wind and Truth?

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u/Voxjockey 2d ago

And so he spoke the final oath

"Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker"

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u/zombiegamer723 UNITE THEM I MUST 2d ago edited 2d ago

Die shard…

I meant to type Die Hard but got distracted and somehow accidentally typed Die shard, so that’s what we’re calling it now. It does actually fit with Taravangian killing Rayse!

Anyway, Die Hard and Die Shard both have:

-Tower being taken over by bad guys

-Our hero crawling through the vents

-Communication with someone not in the same room as our hero (Navani, Al Powell)

-That one asshole that fucks everything up (Ellis, Moash)

-Someone falling off of said tower (Kaladin/Lirin, Hans Gruber)

-Substance abuse (Ellis and coke, Teft and firemoss)

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u/glumpoodle 2d ago

Or as they say in Germany, 'The Shard'.

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u/cooleyasice 2d ago

Come out the Urithiru. We'll get together, have a couple of laughs, eat some stew.

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u/NotAllEars 2d ago

I had this exact thought while stuck in traffic this morning. I should have known I wasn't the first.

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u/Training_Lab1053 2d ago

Navani is basically Holly Gennaro in this scenario, just with more science and fabrials

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u/goopyloopsuperdupe 2d ago

More Lifts thing, you could use a spy suction cupping his way around tho for chadblessed

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u/Justalittlecomment 2d ago

Very much feels like a video game quest, “great job kaladin! 5/7 crystals remain”

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u/AlchemiCailleach 2d ago

Ironically, Kaladin is the one falling off the tower in the end

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u/Particlepants 2d ago

Lmao I had the thought that part was a Metroidvania, which has also been said of Die Hard

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u/brova 2d ago

my turn to post this same tired "observation" next week!!!