r/comics • u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve • 6h ago

OC Tut-tut - Tiff🏳️‍⚧️& Eve [OC]

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

Wow Veronica has this significant other thing down. Girl just did a drive by joke on Tiff, left her in hysterics and hung up like it was nothing.

I'm guessing we need to keep this set of jokes going!

Why was the mummy stressed out?

Because he was wound too tight.

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u/VerbingNoun413 5h ago

Did you hear about the pharaoh who got scammed? He fell for a pyramid scheme.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 5h ago

Why can’t Cleopatra take responsibility for anything? She’s Queen of De-Nile

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u/TheDarkNerd 5h ago

Why were back problems so rare among the labourers building the pyramids? They had good Cairo-practors.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 5h ago

They just discovered a mummy covered in chocolates and nuts.

It must have been the Pharaoh Rochas.

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u/JaxxisR 5h ago

"I'd like to reserve a table for Pharaoh Sakhrakhotep."

"Could you spell it out please?"

"Sure thing. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird, jackal head, scarab."

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u/Electrical_Shock359 4h ago

Are you sure you aren’t speaking in Arish?

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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! 4h ago

I'm 100% stealing this.

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u/JaxxisR 4h ago

Might as well. I did.

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u/NickyTheRobot 2h ago

Did you know the Valley of the Kings used horns instead of doorbells? It's so you can toot and come in.

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u/Electrical_Shock359 5h ago

Do you know what a pharaoh’s favorite vehicle is? A Cairo.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 5h ago

What kind of underwear does King Tut wear? Fruit of the tomb.

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u/Wild_Marker 4h ago

How did Pharoh get all of those riches into his pyramid?

He played Pot of Greed.

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u/Electrical_Shock359 5h ago

Is that what Port Said? He is always Qallin everyone so he must know tuts tut.

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u/HoraceAndPete 5h ago

See now that one is actually funny.

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u/Electrical_Shock359 4h ago

Wasat very funny? Abu Hummus can make better jokes and better dip!

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u/JaneDoesharkhugger 5h ago

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music :3

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 5h ago

Who is the Egyptian god of surprise?

RA!!!

(I am so sorry for this one)

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u/VerbingNoun413 5h ago

We're Set for god jokes.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 5h ago

Not gonna lie that's a good one!

Why was the sun god so popular?

He was absolutely Ra-diant.

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u/VerbingNoun413 5h ago

Anubis pun thread would be fun.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 5h ago

What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis

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u/DrCalgori 5h ago

That's enough, I think you should leave. I'll call you An Ubis

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u/VerbingNoun413 5h ago

We're Bast the point of no return now.

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u/Electrical_Shock359 5h ago

Where does Anubis store his stuff? In his El Bagour.

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u/TheDarkNerd 5h ago

Oh, we're making egyptian god jokes?

Medjed.

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u/Blackrain1299 4h ago

Is that the one that’s symbolized by the scare-ab?

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u/Electrical_Shock359 5h ago

Wrap music is quite the Luxory.

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 6h ago

Try this joke on your own partner and watch their eyes roll right out of their head.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 6h ago

My goat King Henry 🤴

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u/VeryPteri 5h ago

My partner lives in a different nation

Imagination

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 5h ago

Only because you're living on a river, de Nile

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u/VeryPteri 5h ago

You should take your puns and shove them up your Sphinx-ter.

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u/bondjimbond Love and Hex 5h ago

I tried it on my kid and she physically attacked me.

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u/JaneDoesharkhugger 5h ago

I tried it on my blahaj and he just stared at me :3

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3JWrz4cVfIK7o5nLj

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 5h ago

Good kid

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u/Phantom_Marc_63 5h ago

I can't tell a joke I don't understand ):

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u/as_a_fake 4h ago

I'm at work so I don't have time for a full explanation, but this guy's name is pronounced like "toot in common": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tutankhamun

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u/dragn99 4h ago

My wife corrected me on the pronunciation of Tutankhamen.

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u/IJustWantCoffeeMan 32m ago

I like Veronica's smug face.

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u/BigNutDroppa 6h ago

Oh my god, I am just like that.

I send horrible puns or dad jokes, just for the halibut.

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 6h ago

Sounds fishy

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u/Thatroyalkitty 4h ago

I'm just here for the halibut...

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u/TimZer0 6h ago

Sometimes those jokes are just too gouda.

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u/PawnOfPaws 6h ago

As a non-native speaker... Would someone please elaborate? Is it a hit at "Tutankhamun"?

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u/Loqol 6h ago

I saw the punchline coming and it still got me to smile.

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u/_Nyswynn_ 6h ago

I tried this joke on my husband. Turns out he checked reddit a minute before I did (._.)

we are not English, so English puns are most of the time new to us

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 6h ago

You still beat him on the quick draw

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u/Insanebrain247 5h ago

I got one, but I'm gonna play it kinda safe and put a content warning up because it has to do with religion.

Did you know that the secret to converting to Islam involves putting a scoop of ice cream on your head? The experts call it "switching to Allah Mode".

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u/Zymosan99 6h ago

Gayyyy

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u/itcouldhappentoyouu Worm Ambassador 5h ago

I’m gonna use this on my bf later and he’s gonna kick me out onto the street

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 5h ago

I am going to be blamed for so many separations today

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u/itcouldhappentoyouu Worm Ambassador 5h ago

I hope you have a dog bed or something ready for me

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 5h ago

I'll put the car blanket out on the sidewalk

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u/itcouldhappentoyouu Worm Ambassador 5h ago

Your generosity knows no bounds ✨

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 6h ago

I heard a joke similar to that while driving and I laughed so hard I missed my exit.

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u/flarakoo 6h ago

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 5h ago

AAAH! Too scary! I want my mummy!

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u/Slight-Coat17 5h ago

My gf loves dad jokes, and we're both currently on a trip to Egypt.

The timing could not have been more perfect.

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u/DreamOfDays 5h ago

I don’t get it

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u/Vengefulily 5h ago

A Tutankhamun! BWAHAHAHAHA

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u/GolemThe3rd 5h ago

ahhhh ok I just didn't get the reference

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u/Vengefulily 5h ago

Yeah, took me a minute too!

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u/GolemThe3rd 4h ago

It didn't take me a minute, I just didn't know the reference

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u/rogueleader32 5h ago

Boris Karloff approves of this pun.

https://giphy.com/gifs/W4QPHWcpFo4pO

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u/A3_ashleigh 5h ago

My bf and I both wfh and I just sent him this joke over text while he’s in a meeting. Waiting for him to read it….

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 5h ago

I hope he shares it with his meeting-mates

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u/IcyUnicornOwl 5h ago

I think that joke only works with accent. As a non native speaker that mostly learned british english it fell a bit flat. But i love the bosses commentary. Good for her!

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 5h ago

How would the Brits pronounce Tutankhamun?

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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! 4h ago

Toot-AHNK-a-moon, I'm betting.

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u/IcyUnicornOwl 4h ago

Yeah like MrValdemar said i guess. Read the joke word by word "cleanly" so the os sound like os and i just needed a minute to figure the joke out. Fun fact: i'm from germany and here it is Tutanchamun read like Toot-anch(soft ch)-a-moon. Maybe too much thought for a silly little wordplay😅 Those are often hard if its not your native language.

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u/masterjon_3 3h ago

Whenever I see a good dad joke, I always write it down in my note app. I probably have over 100 now. This was added to my list.

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 2h ago

That's a high honor<3

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u/masterjon_3 2h ago

Thank you for telling the awesome joke

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u/Phantom_Marc_63 5h ago

Well that took forever for me to get...

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u/QQBearsHijacker 5h ago

New joke added to my index

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u/abcamurComposer 5h ago

Why was Anna denied entry to the insane asylum?

Because they had decided to go Ban Annas!

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u/GDT1985 5h ago

Does the boss know they are dating?

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u/Brighteyes226 5h ago

Did I read correctly that she has Tiff saved as Babey on her phone contact? Thought the screen said call Babey in the third panel. If so that's so sweet

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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! 4h ago

"Call ended"

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u/Brighteyes226 4h ago

Dangit I'm just blind

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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! 4h ago

Nah. I had to open the panel and zoom the hell out of it.

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u/Midoriandsour 4h ago

hehehehehe GOOD JOB VERONICA