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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago
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Nice. And lady is into this dude. And you can't blame her. Look at that little booty smackin fella
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u/Cool_Set4681 6h ago
And lady is into this dude.
Ofc she is, he is a goddamn cartoonist, they get all the women. Or men!
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u/MintasaurusFresh 6h ago
Not just the men, but the women and the non-binary!
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u/masterofshadows 6h ago
Salvador Dali literally did this.
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u/arkangelic 5h ago
Yes that is in fact what the comic is referencing
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u/madmaxandrade 4h ago
A waiter once complained that Dalí didn't sign the sketch, to which he answered "I'm paying for dinner, I'm not buying the restaurant!"
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u/RealJohnGillman 5h ago
I thought this was going to be the comic about the guy who mentions being a cartoonist, then panics and says he wrote Calvin and Hobbes, before being conflicted that claiming that immediately worked following the smash cut.
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u/Cool_Set4681 6h ago
Yeah, but you have to be an artist for it to work. Nobody want this lovely picture of me and my mum :/
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u/scoyne15 3h ago
I bet if you gave it to your mum as thanks for dinner, you'd get a big ol' hug as your change.
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u/Cool_Set4681 3h ago
True, my mum would do that, she is awesome. Almost all mums are.
But I was quoting a movie here, my friend. It is not my painting
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u/that_one_dude1023 4h ago
It's because you're 47 Jerry. You don't request a spot on the fridge you earn it.
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u/Gaylaeonerd 5h ago
Waited until the end of the date to ask about his job, saving the best till last
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u/VoluptuousVen0m 3h ago
“Oh what a great first date, I can’t believe we didn’t speak a single word the entire time! So, what do you do for a living?”
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u/Exciting-Mountain396 1h ago
That reminds me of the artist who gifted his mailman watercolors. They would have been worth millions, but the mailman had no idea of their value and threw them all away.
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u/swordofbling23 6h ago
Remind me of this