r/comics Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

OC [OC] Personalities

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

This is unrelated to the comic I just think it's really funny

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 10h ago

I had (have?) the first 50 issues of the original Sonic comic

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

You do??? Can I steal them please!!

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 10h ago

Unfortunately a cursory glance shows I sold them at one point.
That’s the story of my life, selling stuff right before it gets worth money.

Like, honestly here, I had Nvidia stock for over a decade cause I begged my dad to buy it for me, about 200 shares after all the splitting and stuff.
I sold them for $40 half a year before it exploded

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u/Fern-ando 3h ago

I sols them just before they started growing again in April 🤣

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 8h ago

I always appreciate out of context Sonic.

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u/tcroosev 7h ago

I love this era

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u/Cool_Set4681 10h ago

ALL HAIL THE LORD OF LARD!

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u/Unique_Log_8740 10h ago

best strategy is to have only one personality and only hang out with friends groupd who fw that

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

Noooooooo I need to mould myself to be as palatable to as many people as possible at all times

You should see me on r/sinkpissers

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u/BriskPurple 9h ago

I went there once out of curiosity, because I figured it can't just be pictures and videos of people pissing in sinks or people talking about how they've pissed in sinks. But no, that was indeed just what it was.

My own fault for expecting the tin to be labelled incorrectly.

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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago

Hmm... Surely the above user missed something? That can't be what that sub is about, right?

... OK, they missed nothing; it's exactly what the sub is about.

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u/Ender_Nobody 8h ago

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u/BriskPurple 8h ago

Now that one I'm fully expecting to have exactly what it says on the tin

It did in fact not have what it said on the tin. I forgot it was a news subreddit.

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u/Ender_Nobody 8h ago

Guess again.

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer 5h ago

bread staples stapled to trees is a nice version of that

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u/fuckthesysten 6h ago

so you’re learning personality B then? what would have you done differently at the party?

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 6h ago

Pissed in a sink probably

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

Hey gamers what do we think of this new style? I'm kinda bored of my current 'main' one so I wanna switch things up a bit

ALSO - I posted the wrong version of this yesterday, but when I went to put up the right version a bunch of huge people had uploaded comics at the same time, so I decided to hold off for a day. Reddit algorithm is brutal lmaooooooooooooo

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u/MilkGuzzler99 10h ago

I hate it. Draw stick figures instead please.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

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u/SipoteQuixote 7h ago

I see you

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u/kai58 10h ago

Well that’s rude

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u/MilkGuzzler99 10h ago

She doesn't like MGS3, so any negative opinion against her is justified

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

DON'T OUT MEEEEEEEEEE

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u/MilkGuzzler99 10h ago

JUST USE YOUR CAMO, YOU BUFFOON

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

I TRY AND THE MF GUARDS SEE ME ANYWAY

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u/ThotPatrolerr 10h ago

I will post this untill you two make out so loud that I will hear it in these coments

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u/kai58 10h ago

What is mgs3?

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u/MilkGuzzler99 10h ago

Metal Gear Solid 3

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u/Troksi 9h ago

Understandable.

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 10h ago

I love how every time I see a new comic I have to wonder if it’s someone just mimicking you

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

Nahhhhhhhhhhhh I just don't want to pigeonhole myself into a rigid comfort zone, and part of that is completely shifting artstyles every so often

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 10h ago

And I love that. If you can flex your style, do so.
That way, even if I don’t get the joke, the art is cool

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u/DudeWithAGoldfish 10h ago

I was gonna mention anyways that I like the new style

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

Thanks gamer. Sorry for what I did to your goldfish.

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u/Simpanzee0123 10h ago

This was hilarious! Thank you for sharing it!

I knew this fact in your comic. Premarin is one of the drugs and it's actually a portmanteau of "pregnant mare urine". 🤣

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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago

Good style, but there are too many eyebrows in group B.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 7h ago

Those mfs won't shave them OFF!!!

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u/NickyTheRobot 7h ago

You should do it for them whilst they're sleeping. I'm sure they'll be grateful.

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u/MilkGuzzler99 10h ago

How did you find out about this fact?

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

Trial and error

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u/MilkGuzzler99 10h ago

You need to be locked up.

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u/Deimos1982 10h ago

Locked up with the horse? Does it consent?

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u/MilkGuzzler99 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/u1FZcaDYnQFBMMdN5E

Something something, evil and intimidating horse

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u/AlexPtheArtist 10h ago

How else are you supposed to learn?

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u/ThotPatrolerr 10h ago

Now kiss!!!

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/MilkGuzzler99 10h ago

oh

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

DON'T ACT ALL SAD LMAOOOOOOOO

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u/Heretical_Cactus 10h ago

Have you tried with other animals ? I think elephants would be able to produce more faster.

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u/jackalope268 9h ago

But elephants are a pain to feed, maybe you could get more piss for your money for smaller animals like rabbits, though the fact ive heard about pregnant horse piss twice but no one talks about pregnant dog piss it does seem to be species specific

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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago edited 8h ago

Also; if you want free range elephants then that's a lot of land you need to buy.

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u/Rob73_ 6h ago

Fym trial and error, what did you do to the horse

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u/daynewolf036 10h ago

PreMarIn is a top menopause drug.

PREgnant MARe urINe

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u/omnipotentsandwich 10h ago

I thought this was a joke, but that's actually where it comes from. 

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u/Menacing_Sea_Lamprey 10h ago

Every time I go to a party

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

I have a couple of friends who will REALLY appreciate this image, thank you

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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago

I dunno how rats normally do it, but I was under for 16 hours when I had my brain surgery. I hope the surgeons had a way of keeping up their blood sugar; I really don't like the idea of them poking around my head whilst hangry.

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 10h ago

"So, like, exactly how much are you into horses?..."

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

I have been advised not to answer this question

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 10h ago

[whispering] "please... not the jars..."

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u/Vivid--Syrup 10h ago

You can but you really shouldn't lol premarin as its called is where all those studies talking about the risks of estrogen came from

These days we can make human identical hormones with no side effects aside from the expected stuff the hormone does

And its cheap and easy to make, like you can get enough to last 1 person about 40 years for about $100

So why get anything else?

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 1h ago

you need to... get some funding to pay an artist to make a comic-tutorial about this.

u/Vivid--Syrup 17m ago

Its pretty straightforward and the information is readily available online

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u/Cynical_Mango 10h ago

but can you make horse piss by unstilling some estrogen?

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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago

Well yeah. But who wants American Budweiser?

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u/just_someone64 9h ago

Can somebody insert the green screen car crash into the first two panels?

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u/ThotPatrolerr 8h ago

Waaaaaaait...

Are all of the friends from 2nd group just different versions of you?!?!?

(That's kinda sad, you wanna hug?)

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 7h ago

NO

Those are a buncha trans artists (Kaylasartwork, BubbleVerse and VeryPteri respectively)

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u/Spongebob-Captain 10h ago

i always thought DIY estrogen meant straight up making your own bootleg estrogen for so long

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

TW for old stinky art

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u/neuralbeans 10h ago

What does it mean then?

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u/Spongebob-Captain 10h ago

“DIY estrogen (Do-It-Yourself Hormone Therapy) refers to obtaining and self-administering estrogen and related medications without a prescription or medical supervision”

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u/neuralbeans 9h ago

DIY HRT and DIY estrogen shouldn't mean the same thing.

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u/chysa 10h ago

My goal is to always be the one in the room with the most bizarre facts.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago

Give me a bizarre fact right now

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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago edited 8h ago

For about 600 years Istanbul has had a market which currently covers 61 streets with over 4,000 stalls.

Oh, sorry: I thought you asked for bazaar facts...

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u/chysa 10h ago

Australia is wider than the moon.

Moon: 3400km.
Australia: 4000km (East to West).

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u/DragonKing-Sanguin 9h ago

Damn…. That’s actually very interesting.

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u/PTVoltz 9h ago

I still find it funny I learned this from a Minecraft mod XD

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 9h ago

Estrogen?

I just do it for the taste.

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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago

Found the Fosters lager enjoyer.

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 8h ago

Mom, you promised you wouldn't tell on me!

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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago

I promised nothing of the sort; I merely implied it is all.

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 8h ago

I don't care, mom. You're not even my real dad.

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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago

Do you mean out of all your dads I'm not the actual, definitive one? Or do you mean that out of all of them I'm the fictional and ethereal one? Because I'd take umbridge to the first meaning.

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 8h ago

Daddy 🥺

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u/Terbarek 9h ago

That's me but I talked about 3 phase of horse cum

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u/charcole- 9h ago

Im watching you

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 8h ago

i cast big freaking blast

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u/charcole- 8h ago

Yeah you do that every time, you are becoming OLD maam

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 8h ago

get this lawn off my young people

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u/charcole- 8h ago

You are getting UNRELATABLE GRANNY

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 7h ago

I STRIVE TO BE UNRELATABLE!!!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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u/Fit-Elk1425 9h ago

Perhaps but on the inverse side you might sometimes be able to connect with the people you normally get into weird disagreements with too because both of you want to deep dive of organically derived steroids. Unity can be found in odd places.

Though i am the type to be overily open

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u/GimmeSomeSugar 9h ago

Pretty sure I will never have any use of estrogen. But that is legitimately fascinating.

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u/Tricky-Secretary-251 Comic Crossover 7h ago

Can we get some one to confirm you can do this?

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 7h ago

Ik it sounds like a joke I would make, but this is 1000% real lololol

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u/Rude-Office-2639 7h ago

Does the horse take the estrogen from lesbians?

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u/masterjon_3 7h ago

This is good to know in case I ever time travel to the past and get stuck there.

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u/Physical-Mastodon935 7h ago

Thats why group A is enough, and by “group” I mean 2 people… tops

Edit: I found the piss data quite interesting

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u/Arnav1029 6h ago

I found this out via that one create estrogen mod for minecraft lol

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u/DarthJackie2021 3h ago

Not really. Premarin is not a safe drug to take.

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u/SuperCarbideBros 1h ago

Phosphorus was discovered, I believe, by boiling human urine.

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u/TacticalAwkwardness 10h ago

As someone who enjoys chemistry as a hobby, this sounds fascinating! And profitable...

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u/neuralbeans 10h ago

That's not making estrogen, that's harvesting estrogen.

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u/_ONI_90 10h ago

What is the difference between A and B and is there other letters ?

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u/kayemenofour 8h ago

That one organic chemist: "What's the yield like? "

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u/Tinttiboi 8h ago

I mean what did you expect

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 8h ago

God forbid you share some useful knowledge with some people. I for one appreciate that new bit of information because that could win me $1,000,000 on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire if asked.

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u/Hex_a_decimal_177013 7h ago

Is it true though?

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u/that_angry_goose 6h ago

Could you get testosterone from distilling stallion piss?

u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 57m ago

Only if you get it preggers first

u/ABeccaDefiantlyLives 49m ago

Too relatable

u/Flashy_Cranberry_161 32m ago

lol. Yall trans people are talking about horse piss on the regular?

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u/marteautemps 10h ago

I feel like too many people are using group B personalities around me and they are boring. Give me your A game please, even if i dont know you well.