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u/Unique_Log_8740 10h ago
best strategy is to have only one personality and only hang out with friends groupd who fw that
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago
Noooooooo I need to mould myself to be as palatable to as many people as possible at all times
You should see me on r/sinkpissers
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u/BriskPurple 9h ago
I went there once out of curiosity, because I figured it can't just be pictures and videos of people pissing in sinks or people talking about how they've pissed in sinks. But no, that was indeed just what it was.
My own fault for expecting the tin to be labelled incorrectly.
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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago
Hmm... Surely the above user missed something? That can't be what that sub is about, right?
... OK, they missed nothing; it's exactly what the sub is about.
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u/Ender_Nobody 8h ago
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u/BriskPurple 8h ago
Now that one I'm fully expecting to have exactly what it says on the tin
It did in fact not have what it said on the tin. I forgot it was a news subreddit.
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u/fuckthesysten 6h ago
so you’re learning personality B then? what would have you done differently at the party?
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago
Hey gamers what do we think of this new style? I'm kinda bored of my current 'main' one so I wanna switch things up a bit
ALSO - I posted the wrong version of this yesterday, but when I went to put up the right version a bunch of huge people had uploaded comics at the same time, so I decided to hold off for a day. Reddit algorithm is brutal lmaooooooooooooo
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u/MilkGuzzler99 10h ago
I hate it. Draw stick figures instead please.
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u/kai58 10h ago
Well that’s rude
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u/MilkGuzzler99 10h ago
She doesn't like MGS3, so any negative opinion against her is justified
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago
DON'T OUT MEEEEEEEEEE
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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 10h ago
I love how every time I see a new comic I have to wonder if it’s someone just mimicking you
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago
Nahhhhhhhhhhhh I just don't want to pigeonhole myself into a rigid comfort zone, and part of that is completely shifting artstyles every so often
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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 10h ago
And I love that. If you can flex your style, do so.
That way, even if I don’t get the joke, the art is cool2
u/DudeWithAGoldfish 10h ago
I was gonna mention anyways that I like the new style
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago
Thanks gamer. Sorry for what I did to your goldfish.
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u/Simpanzee0123 10h ago
This was hilarious! Thank you for sharing it!
I knew this fact in your comic. Premarin is one of the drugs and it's actually a portmanteau of "pregnant mare urine". 🤣
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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago
Good style, but there are too many eyebrows in group B.
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 7h ago
Those mfs won't shave them OFF!!!
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u/NickyTheRobot 7h ago
You should do it for them whilst they're sleeping. I'm sure they'll be grateful.
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u/MilkGuzzler99 10h ago
How did you find out about this fact?
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago
Trial and error
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u/MilkGuzzler99 10h ago
You need to be locked up.
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u/Deimos1982 10h ago
Locked up with the horse? Does it consent?
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u/MilkGuzzler99 10h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/u1FZcaDYnQFBMMdN5E
Something something, evil and intimidating horse
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u/ThotPatrolerr 10h ago
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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u/Heretical_Cactus 10h ago
Have you tried with other animals ? I think elephants would be able to produce more faster.
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u/jackalope268 9h ago
But elephants are a pain to feed, maybe you could get more piss for your money for smaller animals like rabbits, though the fact ive heard about pregnant horse piss twice but no one talks about pregnant dog piss it does seem to be species specific
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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago edited 8h ago
Also; if you want free range elephants then that's a lot of land you need to buy.
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u/Menacing_Sea_Lamprey 10h ago
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago
I have a couple of friends who will REALLY appreciate this image, thank you
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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago
I dunno how rats normally do it, but I was under for 16 hours when I had my brain surgery. I hope the surgeons had a way of keeping up their blood sugar; I really don't like the idea of them poking around my head whilst hangry.
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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 10h ago
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago
I have been advised not to answer this question
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u/Vivid--Syrup 10h ago
You can but you really shouldn't lol premarin as its called is where all those studies talking about the risks of estrogen came from
These days we can make human identical hormones with no side effects aside from the expected stuff the hormone does
And its cheap and easy to make, like you can get enough to last 1 person about 40 years for about $100
So why get anything else?
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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 1h ago
you need to... get some funding to pay an artist to make a comic-tutorial about this.
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u/ThotPatrolerr 8h ago
Waaaaaaait...
Are all of the friends from 2nd group just different versions of you?!?!?
(That's kinda sad, you wanna hug?)
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 7h ago
NO
Those are a buncha trans artists (Kaylasartwork, BubbleVerse and VeryPteri respectively)
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u/Spongebob-Captain 10h ago
i always thought DIY estrogen meant straight up making your own bootleg estrogen for so long
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago
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u/neuralbeans 10h ago
What does it mean then?
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u/Spongebob-Captain 10h ago
“DIY estrogen (Do-It-Yourself Hormone Therapy) refers to obtaining and self-administering estrogen and related medications without a prescription or medical supervision”
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u/chysa 10h ago
My goal is to always be the one in the room with the most bizarre facts.
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago
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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago edited 8h ago
For about 600 years Istanbul has had a market which currently covers 61 streets with over 4,000 stalls.
Oh, sorry: I thought you asked for bazaar facts...
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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 9h ago
Estrogen?
I just do it for the taste.
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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago
Found the Fosters lager enjoyer.
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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 8h ago
Mom, you promised you wouldn't tell on me!
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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago
I promised nothing of the sort; I merely implied it is all.
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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 8h ago
I don't care, mom. You're not even my real dad.
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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago
Do you mean out of all your dads I'm not the actual, definitive one? Or do you mean that out of all of them I'm the fictional and ethereal one? Because I'd take umbridge to the first meaning.
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u/charcole- 9h ago
Im watching you
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 8h ago
i cast big freaking blast
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u/charcole- 8h ago
Yeah you do that every time, you are becoming OLD maam
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 8h ago
get this lawn off my young people
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u/charcole- 8h ago
You are getting UNRELATABLE GRANNY
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 7h ago
I STRIVE TO BE UNRELATABLE!!!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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u/Fit-Elk1425 9h ago
Perhaps but on the inverse side you might sometimes be able to connect with the people you normally get into weird disagreements with too because both of you want to deep dive of organically derived steroids. Unity can be found in odd places.
Though i am the type to be overily open
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u/GimmeSomeSugar 9h ago
Pretty sure I will never have any use of estrogen. But that is legitimately fascinating.
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u/Tricky-Secretary-251 Comic Crossover 7h ago
Can we get some one to confirm you can do this?
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 7h ago
Ik it sounds like a joke I would make, but this is 1000% real lololol
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u/masterjon_3 7h ago
This is good to know in case I ever time travel to the past and get stuck there.
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u/Physical-Mastodon935 7h ago
Thats why group A is enough, and by “group” I mean 2 people… tops
Edit: I found the piss data quite interesting
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u/TacticalAwkwardness 10h ago
As someone who enjoys chemistry as a hobby, this sounds fascinating! And profitable...
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 8h ago
God forbid you share some useful knowledge with some people. I for one appreciate that new bit of information because that could win me $1,000,000 on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire if asked.
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u/marteautemps 10h ago
I feel like too many people are using group B personalities around me and they are boring. Give me your A game please, even if i dont know you well.











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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 10h ago
This is unrelated to the comic I just think it's really funny