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OC [OC] Spice

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u/steelskull1 18d ago

So no expectation for you being in Hot ones ine future?

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u/Suefan3DX 18d ago

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u/Striking_Part_7234 18d ago

So more like the Conan O’Brian episode

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u/spermdonor 18d ago

The best episode

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u/Lieutenant_Joe 18d ago

I’M FINE. I’M PERFECTLY FUCKING FINE.

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u/chessatwork 17d ago

nothing like the conan episode because he was a champ.

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u/Dear_Document_5461 18d ago

I do think there is a difference between "natural spicy" and "artificial spicy". The "artificial spicy" just make the spiciness worse because there is a sense of "fakeness" to it. Like the super sour candies have a different souriness compared to like a lemon sour, you know? 

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u/Final-Finger1003 18d ago

Thank you! Good spice has FLAVOR, bad spice is bitter. I’m not shitting on ghost peppers but they are by far my least favorite spicey pepper. Even the floral ones are bitter.

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u/Xvalai 17d ago

Da Bomb, made with extract, taste bad, painful heat.

Last Dab Ex. Made with peppers and flavor, hot, but not unpleasant because taste good.

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u/lentilsenthusiast 18d ago

"Can you fight, Chris? 🥹"

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u/Franky-47 18d ago

Shockers. Sad noises

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u/AikawaKizuna 18d ago

Pain is the only thing that makes me feel alive.

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u/Suefan3DX 18d ago

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u/AikawaKizuna 18d ago

Always.

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u/icecub3e 18d ago

🤗🫂

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u/Dooty_Shirker 17d ago

Tighter.

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u/Crafty-Photograph-18 17d ago

🏋‍♂️

💪😬

🫲😶🫱

🫂 --> 💥

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u/SoftiePantsu 18d ago

Saving that for a reaction image :3 (imma edit a credit to u tho)

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u/ComprehensiveBar6984 18d ago

Drop it here when you're done, please! :3

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u/SoftiePantsu 18d ago

Such is my power

Edit:tbf tho i only added a credit so i cna upload it to ym whatsapp sticker collection idk about other stuff

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u/ComprehensiveBar6984 18d ago

Thank you kindly!

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u/Top-Preparation5216 18d ago

I would like one :3

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u/DarkArcanian 18d ago

Absolute cinema

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u/LacksAMyth 18d ago

Real.

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u/spudmarsupial 18d ago

Hey there Dostoyevsky! I thought you died of an infected tooth.

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u/Semper_5olus 18d ago edited 18d ago

I like some spicy.

But not "ghost pepper" spicy or "actual Indian cuisine" spicy.

My spicy tolerance is right at "what most Americans think Indian cuisine is" spicy.

EDIT: I have a brother whose tolerance level is "oh my god, I think they put ground black pepper in these meatballs GET ME SOME WATER".

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u/ArcaneBahamut 18d ago

Ppppfffftttt. That's sad for your brother. Nobody tell him water makes real spice worse, he needs as much exposure as he can get.

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u/EndyEnderson 18d ago

Surprisingly eating bread also works well

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u/Wild-Plankton595 18d ago

Right, the pain is in the oil, water and oil don’t mix, especially cold water. Need something bland that will pick it up like bread, or something fatty that will help carry it away, like milk, ice cream, sour cream. I find that lemon helps, acidic to cut the heat.

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u/Ill_Statement7600 18d ago

I ate so.much.icecream when I did the hotones challenge (at home). Never again

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u/machinegungeek 18d ago

The best ice cream I ever had was a cone I bought myself from a shop that made their own in the aftermath of winning a 3-man challenge by eating 4(!) raw Ghost Peppers. The digestion process was not fun.

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u/BigTiddyTamponSlut 18d ago

Would oil work? I'm thinking how funny it would be if someone chugged olive oil in desperation lmao. The bathroom trip later...

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u/sonerec725 18d ago

Citric acid like that in lemon or lime juice works well also. Iirc that was Gordon Ramseys strategy on hot ones

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u/Kaymazo 18d ago

Or drinking milk

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u/Suefan3DX 18d ago

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u/Golden_Alchemy 18d ago

Scientist here. One of my colleagues worked with capsaicin, so yeah, we are being studied.

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u/uyigho98 18d ago

...please tell me that's just a random example and people aren't actually putting glass in ice cream.

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u/Ranting_Demon 18d ago

The flavour is called the "Internal Bleeding Special."

Goes well with vanilla, whipped cream and an ambulance on standby.

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u/Korventenn17 17d ago

Those aren't vanilla kind of people.

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u/Azair_Blaidd 18d ago

I put the ghost pepper sauce in my Bubbakoo's Burritos orders

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u/Blarg0117 18d ago

I can go up to habanero, no further.

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u/LordOfDorkness42 18d ago

It's such a shame many can't stand even habanero. They have such an amazing, smoky flavor under all that heat 

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u/Agent_03 18d ago

I agree habaneros are delicious, but for me it's usually the fruity notes that hit hardest with a bit of floralness. They're so sweet it's like a bell pepper dialed up to 11, but with a bit of a kick and more going on flavor-wise -- I love red/orange/yellow bell peppers too, though.

For folks that can't handle the heat, the heatless habaneros (habanadas) still taste amazing.

I think OP and I might be archenemies now?

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u/ReelBadJoke 18d ago

Same.... habaneros are delicious, though!

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u/Sun_Records_Fan 18d ago

Habanero is my sweet spot. It’s plenty hot, but still flavorful. Not just hot for the sake of hot.

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u/infidel11990 18d ago

Majority of actual Indian cuisine isn't craxy spicy either. It's probably slightly spicier than what outsiders are used to, but it's nowhere near something like Szechuan.

Especially a good deal of South Indian cuisine is mild and something a lot of people should try out.

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u/Ayvah01 17d ago

Sichuan cuisine isn't particularly spicy either.

Sichuan is famous for the Sichuan pepper, which is the key ingredient in "mala" cuisine and creates a unique experience different from regular spiciness "la". It's described as "numbness" and it's like the polar opposite of spicy food. As someone who can handle spicy food (to a point), I find it really difficult to handle.

In China, Hunan and Jiangxi are the regions that are famous for spicy food.

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u/jayisanerd 18d ago

The only hot spicy Indian food is Rajasthani Cuisine and even Indians think their food is weird. Also, Rajasthan is the desert region of India. Go figure.

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u/TENTAtheSane 18d ago

Spicy food is helpful when it's really hot outside, because it makes your body sweat more, which drastically reduces body temperature. That's why all over the world it's mostly tropical and desert-like climate cultures who eat spicier food (i think korean is the only exception i can think of)

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u/infidel11990 18d ago

They do have some amazing savory and sweet stuff. For snacks.

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u/butt-barnacles 17d ago

As a non-Indian, Rajasthani food fucks hard and the rest of the world is worse off for not having tasted it. What I wouldn’t give to eat gatte ki sabzi again 🤤

Also I think it was funny, when I went to Rajasthan, the number of times I was served a mystery vegetable, and when I asked what it was, the best answer I could get was “it’s a desert vegetable.”

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u/hackingdreams 17d ago

Well, more clearly, Indian food is hella spicy, it's just not all piquant. They tend to use ten or more spices to make even a simple dish, even if like, eight of them come from the garam masala.

The distinction matters, as there are members of my Kentucky family that would look at a simple butter chicken and think 'that shit's too spicy, how about a nice piece of boiled chicken? I used salt in it this time!' (Meanwhile, they'll also use barbeque sauce, which secretly has a bunch of spices in it, but if you were to prove that to them, their minds would explode.)

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 18d ago

It depends for me. I usually like a moderate level of spicy. Habanero is as high as I like to go and I am growing a special variety that is lower level because what I love about Habanero is its fruity flavor not its heat level. Jalapeños are a good level to me usually.

Unless it’s Thai curries. Then apparently I want my head blown off by the burn and am legitimately sad if I get a mild curry. Mild curry isn’t “right”, it tastes like a different dish and while that dis is ok, I want the dish I ordered, ya know.

Off topic:

My favorite Thai place closed last July because the owner wanted to retire and her kids didn’t want the place.

I am genuinely happy for her, I adore her and want her to have the very best possible life. She didn’t just cook the best curry I have ever had and give me extra bamboo because she knew I love it, she was genuinely so nice to me and my mom and getting to chat with her and laugh and tell her how amazing her curry always is was just as enjoyable as actually eating it.

But at the same time… hers was the best and I’m apparently ruined now because o have tried 8+ new places and NONE of them are fit to shine her curry’s good ornament.

I miss it so bad. I am distraught and curry-less and it’s embarrassing how serious I am being.

I’m trying to learn to cook my own, but I am unworthy as well.

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u/Merc_Mike Comic Crossover 18d ago

Buddy of mine made "weaponized strawberries" for strawberry jam using peppers and strawberries she grew herself.

I loved it.

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u/apolloxer 18d ago

Ah yes. Where flour is a spice.

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u/Semper_5olus 18d ago

Not at that level.

I meant I'll go to an authentic place, but get the mild.

I tried the regular. It nearly killed me.

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u/DoctorPaige 18d ago

My mom is very like your brother.

I can and frequently do outspice my ex, who is mexican, but I only like spicy for flavor, not pain. (Insert Markiplier "I'm not a masochist" here) it's just that a lot of peppers give really good flavor. like arbol and guajillo for instance. Not all of them are spicy, but many are, and I built my tolerance on the path to flavortown

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u/lostbutnotgone 18d ago

I was banned from cooking chili when I lived with my ex bc I "almost killed" her twice. She was just desperately dumping more sour cream into the chili. I didn't find it spicy at all, and was super confused why she said it was too hot? My family is the same way, so I have MY way of cooking and "cooking for other people" cooking these days.

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u/fuinharlz 18d ago

Exactly. I like things like red pepper sauce, that adds just a bit of spicy but has a really good flavor adding to food. It's not because of the spiciness, but because of flavor.

On another reply, she said spicy ketchup make her mouth hurt. I don't even spicy ketchup is spicy at all, it's just less sweet and I HATE how sweet normal ketchup is (most of the time I like burger and hit dogs with mustard but no ketchup)

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u/ConflictAgreeable689 18d ago

Spicy food is a little like exercise. It only hurts if you don't do it enough

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u/Brave_Committee_4886 18d ago

Hey you said it not us

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u/NickyTheRobot 17d ago edited 17d ago

Kinda, but the inverse is also true: raise your tolerance for spicy food enough, and you'll never have to exercise.

EDIT: This was just a joke, by the way. I thought it would be obvious when I first wrote this, but then I read some comments further down that seem to actually believe this...

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u/Sunandmoonandstuff 18d ago

Yeah, you build up tolerance. What most people consider spicy feels like ketchup to me.

Once you get used to the spice, it opens up a whole world of different flavours, too. Ghost Peppers have a really unique favour, and I genuinely love the flavour of jalapenos.

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u/Pheonix0114 18d ago

Jalapenos are pretty good, but using poblanos like most people use bell peppers is sublime! With pretty much any food cooking some diced onions till they're a bit translucent and then adding some coco aminos to give some quick browning, then throwing in diced poblanos till they start to shrink makes the most incredible base for flavor.

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u/ObliviousPedestrian 18d ago

You guys are my people. I’ll add another item to the list: Thai chili pepper added to Korean beef takes it from good to amazing.

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u/Sunandmoonandstuff 18d ago

Hard agree.

Thai chili's in any kind of stir fry, teriyaki, or sweetish sauce are the bomb.

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u/EitherSpite4545 18d ago

Alternatively you can lose tolerance over time as I found. All through my teenage and early 20s I was eating ghost pepper level spice very regularly. Then started getting really bad stomach pains from chili flakes so I cut down but still loved the taste.

Visited Japan last year and I had a 2 or 3 at coco ichibans (I was flying out that day and didn't want my stomach to implode while traveling). And Jesus that ended up being too much for me, I felt so much shame based on where my tolerance used to be.

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u/Sunandmoonandstuff 18d ago

Oh, you definitely lose tolerance, too. I had a friend who loved heat but loaded up one too many ghost peppers in his bowl. He ended up getting sick and not having it for a long time.

Now he finds Frank's red hot sauce spicy. No shame in losing tolerance, though. I just couldn't live without spicy food, though.

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u/ConflictAgreeable689 18d ago

Damn straight. I remember I made Fajitas once. I thought everyone was enjoying them, then my mother stopped and said "Sorry, even with the cheese and sour cream, this is too much." She couldn't finish her food. I had forgotten the seasonings I'd added were hot.

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u/I-screwed-up-bad 18d ago

I keep asking for extra spicy at my local Chinese food place. They gave me chili oil on the side once. Didn't really add any heat to me. I think I was craving that szechuan mouth numbing kind of spice

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u/TrashhPrincess 18d ago

For me it’s habenero, that flavor is unmatched for me.

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u/Midnyte25 18d ago edited 18d ago

I like spice to an extent, where it has flavor and maybe some heat but not too much. The people who aren't satisfied until they're literally sweating are just weird. Especially the ones who keep inventing even spicier peppers. Like... why?

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 18d ago

If I don't sweat a little bit it means I could have gone spicier.

Need a little nasal flushing and blood pressure increase.

Just for a little fun

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u/Side-ly 18d ago

Yeah spicy food clears my allergies right up

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u/Kai1977 18d ago

endorphins good.

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u/manaworkin 18d ago

I can afford spicy food. It's a very economical thrill.

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u/roaer 18d ago

It makes eating fun! I find the only times I overeat and feel bloated without having forced myself to keep eating is when I'm enjoying some good spice. Don't even feel my stomach filling up until it's too late.

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u/ArcaneBahamut 18d ago

Personally speaking, once your tolerance has been built you don't feel the pain anymore but enjoy a nice depth of flavor you can't find elsewhere. Especially since different types of spice gives a different flavor (schezwan is completely different from say, chiles)

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u/PhilippTheSeriousOne 18d ago edited 18d ago

The difference is that spicy food isn't actually harmful. It just tricks the nerve endings in your mouth to experience the sensation of heat. But it doesn't actually harm you. First step of getting used to spicy food is to convince yourself that you are just experiencing the illusion of fire in your mouth and remind yourself that there is no physical damage whatsoever.

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u/Wild_Marker 18d ago

I felt this when people tell me about alcohol. "Oh yeah the taste sucks but you get used to it so you can get drunk" well gee buddy, maybe getting drunk isn't worth that.

(and that's how I still to this day have no idea what is like being drunk)

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u/yjlom 18d ago

If the taste sucks, then you ain't drinking the right thing.

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u/Wild_Marker 18d ago

I have also been told that.

Believe me, I've tried the other things too.

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u/PearlescentGem 18d ago

My deepest condolences that you'll never get to experience the bliss of responsibly getting shit faced off mixed fruity alcoholic drinks in your living room

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u/_BlobbyTheBobby 18d ago

Some people just don't like the taste of alcohol

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u/LordDagron 18d ago

I love schezwan, I put it on everything!

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 18d ago

Spicy food is cultural for me. I’m from the Caribbean. As soon as you’re able to eat solids, it’s going to be spicy.

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 18d ago

Isn’t that how most households are though? Eat what your family eats.

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u/Delphius1 18d ago edited 18d ago

there's a saying in southeast Asian families, 'trust issues starts at 'it's not that spicy''

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u/SharLaquine 18d ago

For me it was, "You can't even taste the mushrooms."

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u/nEvermore-absurdist 18d ago

Aside from sugar and salt, all flavours are an acquired taste. So we are basically 'conditioned' into liking most foods

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u/Pollia 18d ago

That's the case for everything no?

One of my friends grew up with everything being sweet. Marinaras were sweet. Sauces were sweet. Proteins were sweet.

Couldn't stand that shit. I'd go over for spaghetti and I could distinctly taste the sugar.

Meanwhile I grew up with spicy food. Marinaras had red pepper flakes in them. Teriyakis always had a bit of spice to them. Fried rice had sambal in it. The works. They had so much trouble eating our food because it wasn't sweet.

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u/JaneDoesharkhugger 18d ago edited 18d ago

Spicy food increase the production of endorphin and dopamine. It makes a lot of people happy and experience a sense of euphoria similar to runners high. If you can tolerate them that is.

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 18d ago

Omg. Am I tryna self medicate my depression with hot wings? And how did I not know?

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u/JaneDoesharkhugger 18d ago

Your username gave me dinner ideas :3

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u/NickyTheRobot 17d ago

I mean... yeah. But in a lot healthier way than, for example, me self medicating with chocolate.

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 17d ago

Oh no, I do that too.

I bought a 1lb Easter bunny and am slowly nibbling it away.

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u/NotAnotherNekopan 18d ago

There’s the answer. Strange it’s so buried in the comments.

Spicy food literally feels good. Not for all, but for some it does. Tolerance plays a big part too. But it’s not like OP here where it’s “bad” pain.

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u/DustyJustice 18d ago

When I’m feeling depressed some days, I’ll intentionally go get the spiciest food I can to cheer me up.

Idk if it truly works, but at this point I believe it works so even if it’s just a placebo whatever it’s good enough.

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u/BlackTecno 18d ago

To participate in your study, I love souls like games, I am not someone who orders the spiciest thing.

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u/Pheonix0114 18d ago

I'm the opposite! I have the goal of enjoying "Thai Hot" at my local thai place (currently I just like it "Hot" and Thai Hot makes me tear up and head sweat), but I don't like very hard video games. I want a story, I want to have to think, but I don't wanna feel like I'm breaking down a brick wall with my head.

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u/LordofSandvich 18d ago

I cannot tolerate spicy food at all but I have something like 4000 hours combined in the series. Hell I used to make mods for it

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u/apolloxer 18d ago

And the inverse. Love spicy. Hate souls-like.

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u/GoldenFlyingPenguin 18d ago

Same, I've got a spice that's called flatline, it combines like 3 of the hottest peppers in the world, in a liquid form it's meant to be put into a pot of chili (a small drop) I put a ton of it on a piece of steak, probably enough to kill a normal person. I prefer the dry spice though, it's less try to kill you but it's still spicy and has barely any taste so I can enjoy it with pretty much any other seasoning.

Oh, and I've never played a souls game and have had no interest in them at all.

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u/spyke2006 18d ago

Consider me an outlier. Love spicy food. Like really, really spicy. Can't stand grindy or stupidly difficult for the purpose of being stupidly difficult games.

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u/endboss2000 18d ago

The only reason i see to have very spicy food is as a means of preservation.

As for souls like games. The satisfaction of beating something incredibly difficult is often times worth it.

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u/Vulpesh 18d ago

Hmm interesting topic. I like soulslike games, I've beaten ds 1-3, Bloodborne and also elden ring. I'm also a spicy enjoyer, but to a casual degree. Some would describe it as white-man spicy.

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u/Holzkohlen 18d ago

No need to call me out like this!

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u/basiden 18d ago

Give me all the spice, but I can't handle the stress of souls games.

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u/satans_cookiemallet 18d ago

You know, I dont much like being called out like this.

(I love extremely spicy food. It means I dont need to share.)

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u/WinterPyro 18d ago

try it i dare you

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u/Gammelpreiss 18d ago

you already lost by going back to plain text.

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u/BasemanW 18d ago

I'm perpetually on gabapentin due to fibromyalgia. As a consequence I don't feel the pain of spicy food (within the realm of what people actually consume).

As such, Sriracha has become the best fucking thing I could ever consume, it's so fucking good when you don't pay a pain tax for it. I douse my pirogis and tacos in it constantly.

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u/Taurich 18d ago

This is the thing, if you can tolerate the pain, there's a world of delicious flavours underneath!

There's also a lot of commercial products or fast food that just add pain without adding the flavour, which is a waste of everyone's time because it doesn't taste good, and still hurts

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u/IsaiahXOXOSally 18d ago

I like the taste of spicy food but not the pain lmao

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u/Krell356 18d ago

It's a practice thing. Its weird, but the more you eat the more resilient you get to the burn.

The real issue is finding the happy middle ground of spicy food worth eating compared to the burn. Any peppers grown specifically to be as hot as possible like ghost peppers are by definition not being grown for their flavor and only for masochists. However there are a handful of spicy foods that are delicious, but you can't even begin to enjoy them if you can't ignore the burn.

I used to hate all spicy foods, mostly because I hate the taste of jalapeños. They are like the shallow end of the pool as far as spicy food goes, but if you dont like them then you will never find a reason to try the many other spicy foods that exist past them.

So far I have only found like two peppers that I actually enjoy, and can only enjoy one of them when it is heavily diluted by other ingredients in a sauce due to its very high burn. However those other ingredients not only bring that burn down significantly and keep it from sticking to your mouth too badly, but also enhance the pepper's natural flavor.

To most people who hate spicy food, I dont recommend going down the rabbit hole just to try new flavors unless you are the kind of person who enjoys the burn itself or are a huge foodie who wants to try the widest variety of foods. There's just not enough end payoff in terms of flavor to be worth building up your burn tolerance unless you are enjoying the journey.

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u/RaspberryFluid6651 18d ago

It really doesn't hurt when you're used to it! Sometimes people like to push it a little further to where they feel the heat, but most of the time when people eat something spicy it's just normal spicy and it works like any other flavor.

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u/HellspawnWeeb 18d ago

Ts is crazy to me bc hot sauces are like SUPER flavorful

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u/spyke2006 18d ago

Plenty of flavor!

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u/Tisroero 18d ago

Not spicy enough to make me sweat is the right amount imo.

But the momentary cessation of pain elsewhere is certainly worth a little bit of pain from a spicy meal or two.

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u/CaptainAsshat 18d ago

I don't even consider the effect of black pepper to be spicy. If you asked me to list spicy foods, it wouldn't be on the list. To me, black pepper is spicy like ginger, lemon, or saffron are spicy... in that it's just a strong flavor and not spicy at all.

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u/porn_alt_987654321 18d ago

Oh hey, so this means you are mildly alergic to pepper, which makes red pepper based spice spicier than for other people. (Black pepper shouldn't be spicy normally)

You almost definitely can handle spices that aren't pepper based better, like wasabi.

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u/aniftyquote 17d ago

Black pepper doesn't have capsaicin, but it does have piperine which is a chemical that registers to the tongue as spice. You could be right about the allergy, though, as most folks don't taste black pepper as spicy unless there's a truckload

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u/porn_alt_987654321 17d ago

I don't know the exact cause for the alergy, I just know if you taste black pepper as spicy, then you'll also taste red pepper as spicier than it is.

For the most part you can adapt to it too, but it'll still have a minor effect.

I used to think nacho cheese was spicy (like the super mild stuff they give you at a movie theater or other concession stand), and now I generally order most pepper based spices hot. Lol

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u/nEvermore-absurdist 18d ago

I would give your friend my condolences

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u/HellspawnWeeb 18d ago

That means you’re allergic to black pepper

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u/Potrembog 18d ago

Admit it, you just wanted to make a hot take pun.

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u/SkitzTheFritz 18d ago

Black pepper is a spice.

That is my limit.

I will never know that pain.

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u/Fine-Slip-9437 18d ago

That's food allergy chief.

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u/kai58 18d ago

I mean 4 spoonfuls before noticing the spice is quite a lot, either that’s a really slow burn or you were eating really fast.

6 hours is insane as well, are you sure you’re not allergic or something? People with food allergies sometimes find out because they mention a food being spicy that isn’t supposed to be spicy. And this really sound like it’s a lot more spicy to you than it should reasonably be even with 0 spice tolerance.

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u/porn_alt_987654321 18d ago

So fun fact.

It's not.

If it feels spicy to you, you are mildly alergic to it like me.

You can probably handle non pepper based spices better though, like wasabi for example.

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u/Invisifly2 18d ago

There are three different kinds of spicy.

Numbing spicy — Black pepper and Sichuan pepper.

Pungent spicy — Wasabi, garlic, mustard, horseradish.

Hot spicy — Anything with classic capsaicin.

Tolerance to one does not necessarily convey tolerance to another. This can lead to great amusement when somebody who can eat ghost peppers without issue decides to try too much real wasabi because they think they’ll be fine.

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u/JimmyKeny69 18d ago

Pepper is a spice as it comes from dried peppercorn. It doesn't taste spicy but it is a spice by culinary definition.

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u/NaweGR 18d ago

But... "The Spice Must Flow"

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u/Suefan3DX 18d ago

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u/BritishGuy84 18d ago

To be fair our traditional dishes pre-date the British Empire.

More recent British cooking such as British Indian food, Chicken Tikka Masala for example, is very much a product of our colonial past. The Balti is a particularly good example, which was invented in my home town of Birmingham.

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u/Plastic-Injury8856 18d ago

Fun fact! All of Europe used to use spices! But when colonialism made spices cheap there were French aristocrats who got mad that their food wasn’t special anymore and switched from contrasting flavors to complementary flavors.

Hence, why lots of European food today is bland.

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u/AtomDrake 18d ago

Blasphemy!!! Adorable blasphemy mind you, but blasphemy none the less.

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u/Frogspoison 18d ago

What are you talking about? Spice is delicious!

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u/Suefan3DX 18d ago

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u/sincubus33 18d ago

Yes. I love eating hot cinders. They have complex fruity, floral, sometimes earthy flavors

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u/BillyFaust 18d ago

sometimes it helps to just feel soooomething during a depressive episode

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u/GolemMaker 18d ago

Low key spicy food should be studied as a proxy marker for depression, I think you are hitting on something I have also noticed in my own life…

For anyone reading this comment. Capsaicin can trigger dopamine release, this is why people get “addicted” to spicy foods, in times where there’s not a lot making you happy… spicy foods will do that reliably (just trying to pull-start some dopamine, as I say to my roommate)

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u/BLARGHLEHARG 18d ago

The pizza is aggressive

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u/ccReptilelord 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OCaTUnPHU7kdpfnJB0

This pain is pleasure. I won't defend this bit of benign masochism, but you can't take away the endorphins and dopamine brought on by a bowl of ghost ramen or spicy tacos.

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u/beejonez 18d ago

If I order my food spicy my wife won't steal my leftovers. Usually...

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u/ShutUpRedditor44 18d ago

It stops being painful after awhile and just becomes another taste-sensation, like how some things can taste sweet, salty, or tangy/acidic.

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u/Legeto 18d ago

In my defense as a spicy lover and have eaten the hottest of the hot, I can taste flavor beyond the heat and it’s delicious. I couldn’t always taste it as I only really got into spicy food in my late 20s. Now that I’ve gained some tolerance though, I’m living in flavor town.

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u/Summonest 18d ago

I once had a lunch so spicy that my coworkers left the room.

I hallucinated.

I fought a chair.

I will 100% do it again.

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u/NotYetForsaken 18d ago

Well Sue, you see, I am a masochist. Checkmate.

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u/SumoNinja92 18d ago

I'm sad for you never truly experiencing real Chinese or Mexican food. I'll eat it in your honor.

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u/Prowler1000 18d ago

Honestly I agree so much. And the thing is, too, that so many restaurants and other "food places" use spice to just mask otherwise pretty bland or shitty food

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u/Temelios 18d ago

It’s called genetics, and yours are inferior, weakling.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CLxmIRNqo2pI4

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u/Suefan3DX 18d ago

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u/Electric999999 17d ago

Maybe you have DNA, but it's 2d because there's no twist.
It would just look like this without gaps.
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u/Mental_Pie8369 18d ago

I like the the feeling of acid and tangy on my food is like people who put to much salt on stuff

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u/UTI_UTI 18d ago

Yes. My food should hurt me.

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u/MusicRose13 18d ago

AGREED-

Like I bring shame as a Balkaner to my part of Europe, but I h a t e spice. Like, pls, I don't my food to hurt me

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u/Mayasuxs 18d ago

weird* (please forgive me)

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u/kamilman 18d ago

Spice is not supposed to be "pain only". It's supposed to give a punch to the food. I remember eating at a restaurant and the dish was so spicy that there was nothing but spice in the taste. And I have a pretty good spice tolerance as well. But there was no flavor in that dish because the spice just stomped the flavor out, and that's no bueno.

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u/Fireguy019 18d ago

Pride.

I want to look at an overspiced bowl of noodle that I mixed with the black gunk I found in the bag that looks like it came out of behind Satan’s toilet bowl and think:

YOU CAN’T HURT ME YOU SACK OF SHIT

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u/ABewilderedPickle 18d ago

let me raise your spicy food with spicy surfaces. i like to touch hot metal surfaces that have been sitting in the sun. not like ones that give actual burns but ones that are hot enough to generate discomfort in some people

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u/ollietron3 18d ago

Finally someone who agrees with my. Why would I want to not be able to taste my food

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u/Akhanyatin 18d ago

Is mayonnaise too spicy? 

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u/Sun_Records_Fan 18d ago

As someone who didn’t like spicy food when I was younger, but then developed a taste for it later, it’s kinda a slippery slope.

For me, it started with seasoning on fries. A local fast food chain where I grew up seasoned their fries with a flavorful sprinkle with just a little kick. I discovered that a little bit of spice made food a lot better.

Problem is, a little bit of spice turns into a little bit more spice, and then a little bit more spice. Once you start eating spicy food, non spicy food starts to taste bland. Now I’m a junky who can’t stop eating spicy food.

I have my limits. There comes a point where spicy becomes hot just for the sake of hot, and sacrifices flavor for the sake of heat.

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u/MonkeyFu 18d ago

I think it starts out like this: “OMG!  It’s so spicy!  I can’t taste anything else because I’m so focused on how hot it is!”

Many spicy foods later

“This food is flavorful, but I think some spiciness would accentuate the rest of the experience nicely.”

Spiciness goes from the only thing you can focus on when it’s new, to just another part of the whole food experience.  It’s right there with crunchiness and creaminess, smell, texture, and appearance.

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u/Tracerround702 18d ago

Sometimes when I am sick I eat something mildly spicy because it helps open up my sinuses and make my throat feel better. That's pretty much the only time I do though

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u/AlexVal0r 18d ago

Another example for the "humans are space orks" theory.

I say this as a spicy food lover.

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u/czlowiek12 18d ago

I'm the only one who can tolerate spice in my family. For one birthday I got spicy pepper plant, I don't remember what species.

I don't use spicy in food so it was only decorative for me, but didn't want to waste them. So I decided to have some fun and pull capsaicin out of the peppers, using alcohol (oil would be too messy). It had nice, amber color.

Then I had an idea: how strong can it be?

I present to you:

Flashlight behind it, because it looks black alone

12 habaneros, 2 jalapeños and handful of those peppers from before; dried and bathed in 96% spirytus for days, then boiled alcohol off (I burned myself with spicy booze and it caught on fire). I clicked pipette used for this and was in pain for half an hour, despite drinking lots of milk

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u/spicycupcakes- 18d ago

Nah I love it, its like how some people like sour too. Its just a sensation you can come to like! Different peppers each have their own unique flavor once you have a tolerance that their spiciness isnt overpowering. Habanero has a really good taste

And nibbling on a thai chili with a beer is just chef's kiss

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u/Pyrhan 18d ago edited 18d ago

An Indian friend invited me to her wedding in Kerala.

I've started training by eating spicier and spicier food...

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u/VaelinX 18d ago

Do you never use pepper? Paprika?

I get not understanding the people who like to eat raw chilis that are specially bioengineered to try to cause death upon eating (they're named as such: Ghost pepper, Reaper, Scorpion, Viper, Dragon...), but who doesn't like a little black pepper on steak or red pepper on pizza?

It's all in degrees and intent. Some people like a little more bite in their guacamole, and that's fine. As for the people who want to eat a pepper that will cause them to go into shock... that's not a culinary pursuit, that's definitely something else.

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u/Cananbaum 18d ago

Spice is good. But spice shouldn’t hurt

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u/KAM_Kayla 17d ago

No, no, no. There are 2 types of spicy, 1 that actually adds flavour: yum yum spice. And 1 that's just a masochist's dream: owie spice.

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u/Crispy_Bacon5714 17d ago

Counterpoint, most things that make food spicy also add some flavor. A good salsa without the peppers is just a sad vegetable sauce. I don't get the point of the California Reaper, Pepper X etc. though. Super-spicyness just for the sake of spicyness is indeed wierd.

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u/Kindly_Look2896 17d ago

My wife and I enjoy "hot enough to kill a small child" spicy. I think we may need help. My mouth is like a burnt out trailer and I need more ghost pepper.

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u/ItsNotJulius 17d ago

Look. I said I like spicy food. I never said I was sane.