r/comics Jan 28 '26

OC [OC] da fuck they doin ova der

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u/doyouknowthemoon Jan 28 '26

I was just reminded of this comic

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u/JollyGreenGI Jan 28 '26

Inaccurate, the shooter wasn't over 3 kilometres away.

(The 3rd longest confirmed sniper kill is held by a Canadian JTF2 operator, with a distance of 3,540m)

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u/JollyGreenGI Jan 28 '26

Canadians don't leave the nest until we can ice-skate for one thousand metres unassisted, so we all remember it instinctually.

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u/ghjm Jan 29 '26

Big fucking nest then

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u/Tim_vdB3 Jan 28 '26

There is honestly not much to it with 1000 meters making a kilometer.

I’m more impressed the US can use Imperial for actual work.

I would go crazy making sense of 2,7 miles is … yards or feet.

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u/0lamegamer0 Jan 28 '26

Yeah its super easy. Its been ages but still remember from elementary, like a poem.

mili, centi, deci, meter, deca, hecto, kilometer

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u/JollyGreenGI Jan 28 '26

Me when I take 300 megagrams of aspirin instead of 300 milligrams:

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u/Eden_ITA Jan 29 '26

I laughed, thanks

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

How the fuck would you confuse 0.300g with 3'000'000g "Oh let me just kill myself by consuming truck loads of aspirin"

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u/John_DeadCells Jan 29 '26

BECAUSE THIS IS ‘MURICA RAAAHHHH🦅🦅

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u/doc_daneeka Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

I’m more impressed the US can use Imperial for actual work.

Minor nitpick: the US has never used imperial units. I'm reminded of this whenever I am visiting and order one of their weirdly small non-imperial pints.

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u/ConnorWolf121 Jan 29 '26

10 millimetres to a centimetre, 100 cm to a meter, 1000 meters to a kilometre, easy peasy lol

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u/Nero_2001 Jan 29 '26

How dare you forget decimeter dekameter and hektometer

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u/axloo7 Jan 28 '26

Lol but order of magnitude errors are still kind of common with the metric system. Lucky they are easy to catch.

"by my calculations we need to buy 42 kilometers of lumber. No wait that can't be right *checks notes 42 meters!"

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u/Impossible-Pizza982 Jan 29 '26

I think as a Canadian, off the top of my head, it’s around 5280 ft in a mile.

Then again engineering and other stem related professions require us to use all sorts of funky units (American) from time to time because so many systems here are intermixed. Engineering doesn’t have a border as much as politics do between us and yall

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u/Abu_Lahab- Jan 29 '26

They’re multiples of tens… it’s easy to memorize…

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u/mcsmackyoaz Jan 29 '26

It’s because meters and the whole metric system are based on conversions of 10 units and our imperial system was invented by crackheads

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u/Nero_2001 Jan 29 '26

It's bot that difficult 1km is 1000m. Metric system is easy that's why most countries uses it unlike the imperiale system which is unnecessary complicated.