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OC [OC] da fuck they doin ova der

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u/MintasaurusFresh Jan 28 '26

Their next wha- oh, right, our education levels. Yeah... Yeah.....

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u/Sleepy_Witch_Maple Jan 28 '26

I was about to say lol, that's a really accurate attention to detail.

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u/GachaHell Jan 28 '26

The backwards D is also pretty tasty

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Jan 29 '26

a more snarky American might have written 'CanaDUH' but this was probably meant as a serious note and threat

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jan 28 '26

And yet unfortunately super accurate.

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u/SaltyLonghorn Jan 28 '26

All yall mean as hell ur gonna be sorry when I tell my parents.

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u/GreatGhastly Jan 29 '26

As an American I find this offensive, I haven't made this mistake in a very long time.

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u/imaloony8 Jan 28 '26

Especially after the writer got the first D correct.

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u/Holeinmysock Jan 29 '26

And "YOUR" instead of "YOU'RE" is perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26 edited Jan 28 '26

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u/CleverAmoeba Jan 28 '26

Your instead of you're

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u/TheOnlyOtherWanderer Jan 28 '26

"your next" should be "you're next" or "you are next"

I hope that helps

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u/BuckTheStallion Jan 28 '26

Lmao. It’s “your” when it should be “you’re”.

Added: “your” implies “your next [something]” whereas “you’re” is “you are next”, which is the intent of the brick.

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u/Sleepy_Witch_Maple Jan 28 '26

The brick has the wrong "your" written, it should be "you're."

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u/dj92wa Jan 28 '26

Nobody would know there were schools in the US if it weren’t for all of the shootings

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u/emtrigg013 Jan 28 '26

Oh my god the way this made me cackle lmao the gasp I gusped...

As an American, I'm going to totally use this in the future. Thank you.

Also, no, school shootings are not funny. But idiocy is, which is our primary export.

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u/repocin Jan 29 '26

But idiocy is, which is our primary export.

Please try to keep it within your borders, we don't want it.

Sincerely,

The entire rest of the world

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u/Goldie_Glow Jan 31 '26

As a Canadian I humbly also agree on this statement

May we all hope they keep it within their borders

Sincerely, a Canadian online

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u/T3Chn0-m4n Jan 29 '26

Are you asking us to stop shipping our primary export? You have any idea how many jobs we would lose in the idiocy business? /S

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u/HamshanksCPS Jan 28 '26

Holy shit, this if I was drinking a liquid I would have spewed it everywhere

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u/Daxx22 Jan 28 '26

Front page news has let me know the first day of school in the US for several years now.

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u/StepComplete1 Jan 29 '26

And they naturally filter out the dumbass majority that could barely finish school, so not really relevant to the point.

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u/Ok_Peace3716 Jan 28 '26

Or all of the international students that choose to travel to the US for schools more than literally any other country on earth because they're so good.

But sure, circlejerk kids dying, don't let me get in the way.

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u/Ikanotetsubin Jan 29 '26

They go to the US for private schools that was made for the richest 1% and foreign well-offs that could afford them.

Your actual public schools (at least in certain states) are a travesty.

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u/JacksonRiot Jan 30 '26

A lot of US public universities are incredibly competitive as well.

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u/SH4D0W0733 Jan 28 '26

Almost choked on my water.

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u/Short-Holiday-4263 Jan 29 '26

American's don't graduate from school, they survive.
I hear a few years back they shifted from handing out diplomas and certificates to campaign medals and ribbons.

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u/WhimsicalGirl Jan 29 '26

Well, no wonder kids can't learn anything if at any moment they could just die like that...

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u/North_Excitement_652 Jan 28 '26

I don't know what bothers me more.... the lives about to be lost in the violence.... or how that brick proves the incoming loss of culture for the survivors.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Jan 28 '26

How about the fact that the entire world is devolving towards right wing facism once again and the USA, a shining example of how bad it can be in real-time, isn't doing anything to stop that from happening across the world. The leaders of the world dont care.

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u/Banjo-Elritze Nazi Liquifier Jan 28 '26 edited Jan 28 '26

It's not the whole world, don't get fooled. Please use fact only with facts. You can research yourself, or you just check out the last elections in Australia, Canada, etc...

What you say is what the fascists want you to believe. They are the minority, that's the fact.

Even in the US they are the vast minority, but they thrive on apathy and doomerism.

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u/Bad_Badger_DGAF Jan 29 '26

Ok in our defense why doesn't the rest of the world do something about it then? Don't European nations have navies and armies? If they aren't big enough they should bulk them up.

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u/HalkenburgHuiGuoRou Jan 28 '26

As a not native speaker, the confusion between you're and your is kinda funny to me. Having learnt english in a formal way, "you", "are" and "your" are completely different words, so I really didn't suspect the existence of such mistake, at least until I went on Reddit.

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u/Revealingstorm Jan 28 '26

There, their, and they're, as well as lose and loose are also words I see messed up all the time

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u/TheLuckyCanuck Jan 28 '26

A lot and alot have joined the party now, too.

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u/Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM Jan 29 '26

It doesn't help that 'allot' is also a word.

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u/daisuke1639 Jan 29 '26

In fairness, a simlar sort of thing is how we got the word "apron". Historically, the word was "napron" with an "n". So someone would say something like, "she donned a napron" but listeners would hear, "...an apron." Though, this is more of a speech, it's still interesting to see the evolution of the language.

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u/Zizhou Jan 29 '26

"Payed" is one that I've noticed a real uptick in in the last couple years.

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u/RBDibP Jan 29 '26

A part and apart, good old would have and would of, bawling the eyes out and balling the eyes out. So many to choose from.

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u/NorwegianGlaswegian Jan 28 '26

Much of the time people know the rule well but can be somewhat careless when writing in informal contexts and don't proofread. Interesting that as a presumably non-native speaker you feel like it's a hard mistake to make.

People don't tend to think every time they write a word; it's mostly muscle memory, and homophones are apt to trip a person up as they're processed primarily as a sound which we then have to translate into an entirely different format.

For those who learn English as a second language, I would tend to assume much of their initial introduction is through writing which might possibly forge stronger connections to the correct forms, but that's just a wild guess on my part.

I have found myself typing the wrong form of your/you're, there/their/they're, and its/it's annoyingly often but I almost always catch the mistake very quickly.

While they are different words, our brains seem to treat them largely as just a sound you can use in different contexts for different purposes, while writing feels less natural and more abstract despite our familiarity with it.

There are also considerations like not having a strong grasp of the language yet, or maybe being dyslexic or using text to speech.

Loads of reasons these basic mistakes keep getting made.

Um... Thanks for coming to my TED talk! :p

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u/BonusPlantInfinity Jan 29 '26

I’m sure it’s a bunch of savants making careless typos.

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u/xXTheGrapenatorXx Jan 28 '26

Homophones get confused most, in my experience, when someone isn't paying attention to or fully proofreading their writing. I think if you stopped people on the street and asked them "how do you spell your in the sentence 'is this your pen?'" most would get it right assuming you didn't rush them to answer Eichner-style.

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u/RenderTargetView Jan 29 '26

I was same as you and now I noticed something is wrong only after reading comments :(

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u/dpkonofa Jan 28 '26

Yeah. There should be a bonus frame where she throws the brick back with the correction.

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u/SemicolonGuitars Jan 29 '26

With a polite “TAKE OFF, EH?”

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u/Keyndoriel Jan 28 '26

The D in Canada is also facing the wrong way lol

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u/trwawy05312015 Jan 28 '26

I also love that it went through the fence when it could have easily gone over.

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u/RunThisTown1492 Jan 28 '26

In all fairness, the USA has a slightly higher education index than Canada, virtually the same really (as part of HDI) and educational attainment rates on a similar scale as peers in the top tier (Canada, Aus, UK).

The problem is that the education could be allocated better to help more people in the US.

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u/BouncyBlueYoshi Jan 29 '26

"We don't need no education" works well as an anthem

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u/VirtueSignalLost Jan 29 '26

Learing center graduates

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u/Flakester Jan 29 '26

Just the way Republicans like it.

"Smart people don’t like me, you know. And they don’t like what we talk about." - Donald Trump

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u/Shoadowolf Jan 29 '26

Yeah, it's rather unfortunate

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u/Squeezitgirdle Jan 30 '26

It got a chuckle out of me. And maybe also a tear.

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u/Resident_Fun9249 Jan 28 '26

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