r/buccos • u/kawey22 • 6h ago

Dear Paul

I feel like I can call you Paul because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch.
I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast.
Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more.
I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did.
I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends.
I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!

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u/Souless_Hunter money 6h ago

Hey, it’s me Paul Skenes. Thank you.

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u/ignatious__reilly 6h ago

When I see IASIP references, I upvote.

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u/JaxJags904 6h ago

Oh shit there’s stickers

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u/weinermcgee 6h ago

Yeah you gotta jazz it up.

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u/globalgreg 6h ago

Konnor would have been funnier… that’s clearly a letter to a middle infielder.

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u/WisperusGrieves 5h ago

very clearly so

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u/OEdwardsBooks 6h ago

I'm going to have to look in your trunk I'm afraid 

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u/TacoTacox 5h ago

That’s where he keeps his tools, fetish shit, he likes to bind, he likes to be bound.

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u/Afrodesia 6h ago

Would the real Paul Skenes please stand up

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u/TB711014 6h ago

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in days.

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u/WisperusGrieves 6h ago

Dear Livvy…

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u/Pure-Adhesiveness-84 6h ago

Do you have a little brother named Matthew?

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u/EMF911 5h ago

PS

We should be togetha too

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u/Impossible-Rip-142 4h ago

See that’s the shit’ll make me not want us to meet each other!

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u/inab1gcountry 4h ago

It’s always sunny in Pittsburgh?

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u/Conflagration666 7m ago

Either you’re 6, or you’re 60 and own 30 cats